Přidáno: 27. dubna
Fun game, but it doesn't really fully deliver in places and has been in beta stage one (of four, I think) for a couple of years now. Packed with memes, references and very
dry puns, down to having randomly generated m41a pulse rifles and soylent green. Many features that have been promised or planned are not implemented for a long time after they are announced, and features that aren't very enjoyable/features that are mass-requested don't see much work or love from the developers.
Best with mods - Though it may be harsh, I believe that the modding community has done far more for this game than the developers have, and I would greatly encourage new players to look into its modding forum(s), or even try making their own mods, as it's pretty easy. Entire race/faction mods, large item packs, atmospheric/survival mods and more are available to make the game experience much more fulfilling and palatable than vanilla.
-Offers a large amount of content to play with, allowing the player to truly do what they want.
-Quick-to-learn and intuitive controls
-Omni-tool based mining/building, with larger block mining radius later in the game.
-Modding friendly; with relatively little modding experience I've put together clothing, food, weapon, and even race mods on my own in short periods of time.
-Metric crap-ton of memes and references, as mentioned above
-Extremely silly at times, especially in randomly-generated weapons and some items. Imagine a cross between a jezail and an M16, or a purple shotgun that shoots pigs. These are real combinations
-Races aren't terribly creative for a science fiction game, though it's not too bad. You have humans, ape people, plant people, bird people, sun people, fish people, and robots.
-Very repetitive gather-craft-repeat gameplay. Random-generated quests aren't fully integrated yet, existing quests are all fetchquests.
-Very dry and underworked lore. The general gist of it, spoiler alert:A long ♥♥♥♥ing time ago in the middle of space-nowhere the guy who made TRON, and the greatest hentai (don't look it up kids) artist of all time, got together and floated through space for no reason. TRON guy created TRON and died of old age, while his hentai-artist friend gave birth to an octopus and died shortly afterward, leaving two corpses, TRON/CLU/whatever, and octodad, to float through the void of space for a long time.
Eventually TRON and octodad became great friends and spread life and creation throughout the universe or something, until TRON caught octodad banging his hot program wife, and decided to kill him. TRON was a really cool guy and just wanted a clean one-on-one fight in the Alpha Centaurii playground but Octodad was like "WRHRRRRRBL RLLRRLBRL!!!", and decided to royally ♥♥♥♥ over everything the both of them had made, including the primitive civilizations that would become the fish/bird/sun/robot/man/ape/plant people we all know and love or hate.
During the fight, TRON got his ♥♥♥ kicked, and most of Octodad's many disfigured children were killed, but with Octodad's dying breath he flung his last ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ son towards the shining planet of Kobol Earth, where Humanity would be born some time like a thousand years later. Eventually humanity did come along, and was all cool and- we're already humans and know what happens so we're skipping this part. So humanity is doing fine on its own, getting out of college and settling down, when out of nowhere Octodad's son Squiddocles bursts out of the ground and starts tearing the place apart. Everyone flees and we're all in space, drifting around aimlessly.
Eventually the USCM (our wicked-nasty space army) is formed and we're fighting plant people that would come to be known as the "florans". They aren't important right now so onto the Apex: A group of crazy nutjobs splits off from mainstream Humanity, and uses this technology stuff (presumably made by very ugly people) that regresses the body physically by several evolutionary phases, while increasing the power and capacity of the brain. These guys go off and start their own dystopian super-smartypants society, ruled by this guy "Big Ape", otherwise known as King Kong. If you don't worship King Kong and give him all your bananas, you die in this universe. Don't question it, they're watching.
Back to the florans: The florans were discovered by the Glitch or the bird-people or whoever, and some dumbass decided it was a smart idea to give the savage cave-plants space technology, presumably in the hopes that they'd use it for good, in order to learn and spread peace and oxygen everywhere they went. That was very wrong, and they set about killing and eating anything that lived, including eachother. Not much else happenned. The japanese space-fish discovered them eventually and they're like, locked in mortal combat or something.
Then we have the bird people and the robot people. These are the jackasses that decided it was smart to give the plants technology, as stated above. Both of them are pretty insane, having an extreme disregard for individual or "free" thought, the Avians worshipping their (fake) god Kluex to the point of blood sacrifices and religious cliff-jumping suicide fun, and the Glitch killing off any of their number that exhibit self-awareness, because they're paranoid or something. Both societies reflect older periods in Humanity's times, Avians resembling mesoamerican societies while the Glitch are stuck in the dark ages because some random thing caused them to... have a glitch and do that. Both factions were allies or something for some time, sharing information and (presumably) tech, and then the Florans came along and threw a log in the works, and now they hate eachother and sit there stagnating.
The Japanese fish people kindof just exist to kill the Florans and spread "peace" or something throughout the galaxy. Their civilization resembles a number of ancient Asian nations, and they wield katanas and, in general, kick ♥♥♥. I don't really pay much attention to them or know where they come in canonically, but they also eat smaller fish and have that weird thing going, where it'd be like humans eating monkeys and everyone being okay with it. Now that I think about it the Avians probably do that too. Gross.
The novakids were created when a sun farted and copied humans and are there purely because they were picked by the devs to be put in from community-made content. I have practically nothing to say about them because they aren't included in 90% of the game in its current state. They look cool though.