Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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05 月 25 日

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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01 月 14 日

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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關於此遊戲

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遊戲層面上,《模擬山羊》的唯一目的就是竭盡所能去造成最大的破壞。 這個遊戲就像過往的經典滑板遊戲 ── 不過你不再是個滑板小子而是一隻山羊,而且不再是做各種花式,而是搗碎所有東西! 用最酷的風格來弄破東西,例如是在後空翻的同時 用頭槌把桶子頂穿窗子,這就可以賺到更多分數! 你也可以試試在 Steam 工作坊上創造獨特的山羊、關卡、 任務等等! 在山羊面前,再高的天空也不再是極限,因為你只需找個bug就能把整個遊戲當機。

嚴正聲明

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主要特色

  • * 你終於可以變成一隻山羊!
  • 搗毀物品以賺取分數 ── 向各方好友吹噓自己是最原始的山羊品種!
  • 支援 Steam 工作坊 ── 創造自己的山羊、關卡、任務、遊戲模式等等!
  • 成千上萬的BUG! 我們只會排除任何導致當機的程式錯誤,其他一切笑翻肚皮的元素恕不受理
  • 先進的物理引擎,無時無刻都使你痙攣
  • 說真的瞧瞧那條山羊脖子
  • 你終於可以變成一隻山羊!

系統需求

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    最低:
    • 作業系統: Windows Vista
    • 處理器: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • 記憶體: 2 GB 記憶體
    • 圖像: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: 版本:9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB 可用空間
    • 音效卡: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    建議配備:
    • 作業系統: Windows 7 or 8
    • 處理器: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • 記憶體: 4 GB 記憶體
    • 圖像: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: 版本:9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB 可用空間
    • 音效卡: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    最低:
    • 作業系統: OS X 10.7
    • 處理器: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • 記憶體: 4 GB 記憶體
    • 圖像: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB 可用空間
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    建議配備:
    • 作業系統: OS X 10.8
    • 處理器: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • 記憶體: 4 GB 記憶體
    • 圖像: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB 可用空間
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    最低:
    • 作業系統: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • 處理器: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • 記憶體: 4 GB 記憶體
    • 圖像: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB 可用空間
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    建議配備:
    • 作業系統: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • 處理器: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • 記憶體: 4 GB 記憶體
    • 圖像: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB 可用空間
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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TheFluPirate
( 114.4 記錄時數 )
張貼於:06 月 26 日
Honestly the charm wears thin pretty quickly. Don't trust my hours played, I left my computer running once accidentally.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
( 0.6 記錄時數 )
張貼於:06 月 26 日
There are A LOT OF bugs in dis game. But its also fun. BUY IT!
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Ybelline
( 1.7 記錄時數 )
張貼於:06 月 26 日
Best $2 I've ever spent.
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Nighgen
( 3.0 記錄時數 )
張貼於:06 月 26 日
good clean fun! a time killer for sure
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TheGuyRightThere
( 1.9 記錄時數 )
張貼於:06 月 26 日
免費獲得的產品
Oh, this game might be fu-

$2.49, not including DLC.

Oh.
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sylphwinds
( 4.2 記錄時數 )
張貼於:06 月 26 日
Through away your common sense.
Relax, have fun, and be a GOAT.
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~KAWAII^-^~ (FIRAMIR)
( 4.5 記錄時數 )
張貼於:06 月 26 日
козёл симулятор
симулятор бати сергея
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1337metalfan
( 4.6 記錄時數 )
張貼於:06 月 26 日
Have you ever been in that mood where you really want to video game, but none of your hundreds of games seem appealing? Have you ever wanted to just pass the time, dicking around in a game while also zoning out? Have you ever wanted to waste hours on end instead of doing something even SLIGHTLY constructive? If you answered YES to any of these questions, this is the game for you.

Rate: Somewhere between 2.9/10 and 9.0/10
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NuclearEspresso
( 7.2 記錄時數 )
張貼於:06 月 26 日
Silliest game I have ever played. Nothing to DO in terms of "story", just stupid fun and mayhem. Definitely for younger gamers and any gamer that's just bored. *****7.5/10*****
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Gallium Yttrium
( 0.3 記錄時數 )
張貼於:06 月 26 日
This game needs story mode
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e04 好好玩喔~ MDZZ
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"Every DLC will be free" (c) GS dev team
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196.6 記錄時數
張貼於:05 月 31 日
At this point I have 180 hours to this “game”, & I use that word lightly. It is unlike anything else I have ever played before.

Goat Simulator originally was a hoax, a trailer from Swedish based Coffee Stain Studios poking fun at the seemingly endless barrage of mind numbingly boring simulators flooding the market, but as the collective response of the mentally challenged individuals on the web screamed YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS GAME, there was only one obvious rout to go, and thus Goat Simulator was born.

With a very short development time Coffee Stain Studios have admitted there are bugs [and will only fix game breaking ones], but ask you embrace them as they make the game more entertaining. I mean how was a Goat supposed to climb a ladder anyways?

The objective, if you can call it that is to mooch about doing everyday goat activities, like destroying Goat hendg, interrupting protests about pennies shaped foods, destroying Coffee Stain Studios office, sacrificing unsuspecting individuals to become a satanic goat, welding almost any object with your tongue, bouncing on trampolines, riding bicycles, eating mushrooms, being abducted by aliens, buying hats, licking anything and everything, parkour, taking over deadmau5 rooftop party, strapping fireworks to your back, pushing boulders into garden barbeques, Ow, if you were expecting things to make sense then you’re an idiot.

Now with the addition of 4 DLC’s, MMO, Goatz, Payday & Waste of Space you can expand the bazaar & ultimately pointless shenanigans of the everyday life of a Goat and its friends it numerous ways. Adding story arcs, new maps, vehicles, quests and more, if you were one of the weird people that enjoyed the base game then this is more of the same on a stupider and grander scale.

WARNING: This game may leave your with a fetish for Goats, I know it has for me. 10/10
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張貼於:06 月 12 日
My daughter has 22 hours on this stupid game
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張貼於:06 月 11 日
All it needs now is multiplayer 8/10
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張貼於:05 月 27 日
Is fun at first but can get repetitive after a while
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6.0 記錄時數
張貼於:06 月 18 日
Before I played it :

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Can't really write a serious review for this one.
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張貼於:05 月 27 日
you can make everything you need this is the best game ever
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22.6 記錄時數
張貼於:06 月 5 日
Love da Game!!!!!,
This game is glitchy as hell but in the most hillarious ways
You most defanitely MUST get this game...

IT IS LITERALLY AMAZING!!!!
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張貼於:06 月 15 日
Goats go Bahahaha.

I learned that from this game :D
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