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發售日: 2014 年 04 月 1 日

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03 月 5 日

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2014 年 12 月 3 日

New patch is out!

Greetings goats!

You might be wondering why your Steam client is magically updating Goat Simulator. The answer is of course that we just released a new patch!

We've fixed a lot of issues, mainly achievement bugs, quests that didn't work, but we've also added some new achievements and you'll also be able to use the inventory as a mutator on the first two maps as well!

Here are the full patch notes:

General fixes:
The MMO level won’t autostart for new players.
Force Load button on the play menu to load out of date mods.
NPC now goat armor.
Start actor can now be rotated to view class.
XP bar no longer overflows.
Minimap now works for multiple players.
The Portal in Twistram is now open after completing DumbleDoor’s quest.
Resetting game now clears mutators.
Fixed issues with Flappy Goat not rendering.
The inventory is now a mutator that can be used on any map.
Dodo follow up quest now works.
NPC’s also reports as quest items so that you can bring McSlowpants on your inventry to the tavern.

Achievements
Fixed: Elfstreetboys
Fixed: Old Goat
Fixed: Powerhoof SMASH
Fixed: Maximum MLG Big Plays
Fixed: Angel Goat
Jousting Goat only granted when goat gets knocked by the horse.
Added two new achievements, “Love or Hate?” and “The Icelandic Experience” .

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《模擬山羊》(Goat Simulator)是目前最嶄新的模擬技術,為您帶來新一代的山羊模擬體驗! 您無需再困在腦海裡幻想自己變成一隻山羊,因為夢想已經成真! 就用鍵盤上的 WASD 來創造歷史吧!

遊戲層面上,《模擬山羊》的唯一目的就是竭盡所能去造成最大的破壞。 這個遊戲就像過往的經典滑板遊戲 ── 不過你不再是個滑板小子而是一隻山羊,而且不再是做各種花式,而是搗碎所有東西! 用最酷的風格來弄破東西,例如是在後空翻的同時 用頭槌把桶子頂穿窗子,這就可以賺到更多分數! 你也可以試試在 Steam 工作坊上創造獨特的山羊、關卡、 任務等等! 在山羊面前,再高的天空也不再是極限,因為你只需找個bug就能把整個遊戲當機。

嚴正聲明

《模擬山羊》是一個完全愚昧反智的遊戲,而且坦白的說,你絕對應該把金錢花在其他東西上,例如是一個呼拉圈、
一堆磚頭,又或者問問朋友籌集經費去買一隻實實在在的活山羊吧!

主要特色

  • * 你終於可以變成一隻山羊!
  • 搗毀物品以賺取分數 ── 向各方好友吹噓自己是最原始的山羊品種!
  • 支援 Steam 工作坊 ── 創造自己的山羊、關卡、任務、遊戲模式等等!
  • 成千上萬的BUG! 我們只會排除任何導致當機的程式錯誤,其他一切笑翻肚皮的元素恕不受理
  • 先進的物理引擎,無時無刻都使你痙攣
  • 說真的瞧瞧那條山羊脖子
  • 你終於可以變成一隻山羊!

系統需求

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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18 人之中有 17 人(94%)認為這篇評論值得參考
12.9 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 17 日
《Goat Simulator》是一款沙盒類型的獨立製作遊戲,本作並沒有一個實際的遊戲目標,在遊戲中,玩家僅需要控制一頭山羊到處搞破壞,並沒有任何的遊戲故事劇情存在,算是一種非常典型的沙盒遊戲。
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4 人之中有 4 人(100%)認為這篇評論值得參考
2.4 記錄時數
張貼於:02 月 2 日
有模擬吐司、模擬樹木、模擬石頭、模擬山,最近興起了各種模擬遊戲,但要論有趣度絕對是這款模擬山羊莫屬。
沒錯!你可以當山羊了!遊戲採沙盒式冒險,你沒有任何目的,要做的就是四處破壞,以及許多彩蛋等你來挖掘!遊戲地圖其實沒有很大,但製作組仍在更新新地圖,更出現了模擬MMO,現在你的山羊可以打怪練等了,當然這都是免費的,不像些無良遊戲商打包成DLC來賣。
雖然看起來是個小品遊戲,但對於電腦配備的要求意外的高,沒達到要求的可能連開都開不起來,遊戲中更有許許多多的BUG以及各種不科學物理現象,不過製作組就是故意這樣惡搞的。
如果你覺得生活太無聊或是有壓力無法釋出,快來開啟遊戲當隻山羊盡情的搗亂吧!

個人評分 8/10
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0.7 記錄時數
張貼於:02 月 28 日
簡直就是來搞破壞的惡魔山羊!

這是一款惡搞性十足的遊戲
採開放式的地圖供山羊們探險
雖然沒有明確任務目標,但其實裡面有不少隱藏要素
達成條件後,可以讓山羊獲得新的破壞能力(O

推薦對象:
想取悅你的小朋友的人
想取悅你的女朋友的人
笑點低的朋友
心情差的朋友

不適合推薦的對象:
你是個比較正經的人
總希望有個明確的目標的人
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1.5 記錄時數
張貼於:03 月 17 日
後悔系列之一
享受遊戲時間猶如打次飛機般一樣長…

2/10 (1 for creepy ideas and 1 for free dlc)
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3.1 記錄時數
張貼於:03 月 22 日
WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ I JUST PLAYED
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9.5 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 27 日
Have been chatting to people for 3 hours until I realised I wasn't really playing online.

10/10 would talk to bots again
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5.4 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 20 日
Still a better MMO than The Elder Scrolls online.
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5.3 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 26 日
the book was better
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10.5 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 12 日
Goat Simulator has a deep story line and boasts some of the best physics and graphics I've seen in any modern day game. The portrayal of each character is well thought-out and the achievements gained by playing the game are meaningful. Whether you are gracefully flying over a map after a large explosion, or helping a person cross the road, players of all ages are bound to enjoy this game. My grandmother watched me play the game, and now she has set up her own Steam account for the sole purpose of playing Goat Simulator. Even my dog Clifford is getting into it, and now has accumulated over 300 hours worth of solid gamplay. Coffee Stain Studios should be given a big pat on the back and a rousing round of applause.

11/10- Would lick again
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25.0 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 20 日
Playing this game is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s something I can only do when I’m a goat.
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1.3 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 10 月 7 日
i'm a goat irl and this is an accurate representation of my people
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6.4 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 4 日
I crashed into a garden party, set everyone on fire with a stove and dragged them into the forest, to sacrifice the people to satan, so I could become a demon goat.

10/10 would play again
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1.5 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 20 日
This is by far the best Goat simulator game on the market today.
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5.1 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 6 日
Licked a woman
did not get arrested

69/10 beastialty sim 2k14 IGN approves
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8.3 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 1 日
They say "don't knock it til you try it".... well, let's not go down that alley, but this on this other hand DEFINTIELY applies. It has Physics. It has a goat. It has Fire. It has a goat devil. What else do you really need.

This game is creative, it has a good sense of humour to it, and damn enjoyable, but also requires skill and patience to master different objectives and techniques.

Its something you can just pick up, have some fun, and come back to whenever you want to have some virtual destruction in your life.

Angry Goat/10 :)
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39.7 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 10 月 12 日
I always knew there was something wrong with me. I licked people, I liked destroying fencing, and I enjoying ring-fighting goats. I never knew there were others like me. I stumbled apon this game and I needed it. I wanted it. I HAD to have it. Since I was poor, I had to have it gifted to me. Soon, it popped up in my gift inventory and I quickly started and dowloaded the game. I was transported to a land. A land of my people. I met other people like me. Or should I say goats like me. I soon had a family of goats. They were my best friends. Soon I decided it was the right time. I went to my doctor and decided to become a goat. After the surgery, I put my hooves on my keyboard and began playing. It felt wrong. I was making fun of my people. Soon, as a rebellion, I began acting out. At school, I would sprint down the hall and headbutt teachers and fellow students. They all laughed at me, they thought I was different. I logged back into Goat Sim and consoled with my people. Soon they advised me to continue. I skipped school the next day. I ran through my town, screaming and licking. The cops could not contain me. I ran to the petting zoo and let all of the goats free. We soon took over the world. Bow down to me, peasants, or join us, become a goat WITH US! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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0.4 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 26 日
Goat Simulator prevented my suicide.
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5.4 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 9 日
An incredibly accurate simulator of the life of a goat.
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23.1 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 11 月 10 日
Intro
Have you ever dreamed of being a goat? Exploring lands as a goat? Maybe smashing into cars and watching them blow up? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this game is for you! If you answered no to any of these questions, this game is for you!

Goat Simulator is a game in which you take on the role of a goat. An invincible goat, that is. You start in a small town with a party, construction site, and a satanist sacrifice forest. You can simply roam the city and explore, you can cause mass chaos and blow up gas containers or parked cars, you could become a sky diving goat and jump off a construction crane, hitch a ride on a paraglider, or get hit by a bus just because you can!

What you can do as a goat
  1. Fly with a jetpack uncontrollably
  2. Get hit by a bus
  3. Lick a bolder and throw it down at civilians having a barbeque
  4. Have a party and become DeadGoa7
  5. Get beet up by people in an ally
  6. Ride a bike
  7. Use your oh so powerful tongue of yours to hold onto a ferris wheel
  8. Swim by simply jumping in water and willing yourself to move
  9. Become an angel goat
  10. Become a devil goat
  11. Become a anything-you-eat-will-turn-into-a-bomb goat
  12. Go on the workshop and become a <fill in workshop item here> goat.
  13. Do anything else you've ever desired to do as a goat
  14. Run head on into a building/car and just fall down
  15. Scale walls with your amazing goat sprint jump ninja skills
  16. Run into civilians and hear them scream because they fell over and watch them glide up and run away
  17. Walk into a carnival, jump into a booth, people scream, trying to run away, and then say "Is that a goat??!"
Score: Goat/10 would play again

System Specs
CPU: AMD FX 8320 OC at 4.1GHz
GPU: EVGA GTX 760 OC
RAM: 8GB RAM
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74.5 記錄時數
張貼於:2014 年 10 月 24 日
Fun to play, neat concept. I love the ragdoll physics. When it gets old after a few hours, engage Big Picture mode, throw a couple controllers at the kids and watch them pee themselves for hours of inappropriate hilarity!
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