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Utgivningsdatum: 1 apr, 2014

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Includes the base game and original soundtrack

 

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3 december, 2014

New patch is out!

Greetings goats!

You might be wondering why your Steam client is magically updating Goat Simulator. The answer is of course that we just released a new patch!

We've fixed a lot of issues, mainly achievement bugs, quests that didn't work, but we've also added some new achievements and you'll also be able to use the inventory as a mutator on the first two maps as well!

Here are the full patch notes:

General fixes:
The MMO level won’t autostart for new players.
Force Load button on the play menu to load out of date mods.
NPC now goat armor.
Start actor can now be rotated to view class.
XP bar no longer overflows.
Minimap now works for multiple players.
The Portal in Twistram is now open after completing DumbleDoor’s quest.
Resetting game now clears mutators.
Fixed issues with Flappy Goat not rendering.
The inventory is now a mutator that can be used on any map.
Dodo follow up quest now works.
NPC’s also reports as quest items so that you can bring McSlowpants on your inventry to the tavern.

Achievements
Fixed: Elfstreetboys
Fixed: Old Goat
Fixed: Powerhoof SMASH
Fixed: Maximum MLG Big Plays
Fixed: Angel Goat
Jousting Goat only granted when goat gets knocked by the horse.
Added two new achievements, “Love or Hate?” and “The Icelandic Experience” .

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20 november, 2014

Goat MMO Simulator is now LIVE!

The Goat MMO Simulator expansion has now been patched in for free to the base game. If you own Goat Simulator, it'll start downloading automatically. If you don't own Goat Simulator, then now is the perfect time to buy the game.

[note] if it doesn't start downloading automatically, restart Steam and it'll work!

Enjoy!

Here's the trailer for the new Goat MMO Simulator patch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY

And here's the feature list:

- Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave

- Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria

- Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what

- Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool

- Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram

- Faction warfare between goats and sheep

- MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real

- There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

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Om detta spel

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Systemkrav

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Hjälpsamma kundrecensioner
7 av 9 personer (78%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
17.9 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 23 november, 2014
Words aren't enough to describe this epic game. You HAVE to buy it.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
2 av 2 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
0.8 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 6 december, 2014
a overall random game with little to offer to seriousness. but its still fun from time to time.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
2 av 2 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
25.1 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 26 november, 2014
it's a funny game and it's cool
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
4 av 6 personer (67%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
10.6 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 24 januari
It's a goat sim... do i have to say anything more?
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
1 av 1 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
12.6 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 1 november, 2014
luv gaem dip yur luma todej wod pley agein
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
1 av 1 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
7.8 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 16 februari
When you buyed it, it was fun but then it´s not fun xD
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
2 av 3 personer (67%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
21.1 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 15 november, 2014
THIS GAME IS JUST AWESOME, GTA WITH GOATS!!!!!!
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
2 av 3 personer (67%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
1.0 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 28 september, 2014
Funny and nice :D
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
3 av 5 personer (60%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
26.2 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 6 september, 2014
A rely greate game! baah!
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
1 av 2 personer (50%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
48.6 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 23 december, 2014
really funny and great game
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
1,020 av 1,175 personer (87%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
4 tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
9.5 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 27 november, 2014
Have been chatting to people for 3 hours until I realised I wasn't really playing online.

10/10 would talk to bots again
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
5,424 av 6,423 personer (84%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
2 tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
5.4 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 20 november, 2014
Still a better MMO than The Elder Scrolls online.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
1,707 av 2,106 personer (81%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
5.4 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 26 november, 2014
the book was better
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
1,442 av 1,833 personer (79%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
10.5 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 12 november, 2014
Goat Simulator has a deep story line and boasts some of the best physics and graphics I've seen in any modern day game. The portrayal of each character is well thought-out and the achievements gained by playing the game are meaningful. Whether you are gracefully flying over a map after a large explosion, or helping a person cross the road, players of all ages are bound to enjoy this game. My grandmother watched me play the game, and now she has set up her own Steam account for the sole purpose of playing Goat Simulator. Even my dog Clifford is getting into it, and now has accumulated over 300 hours worth of solid gamplay. Coffee Stain Studios should be given a big pat on the back and a rousing round of applause.

11/10- Would lick again
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
1,247 av 1,581 personer (79%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
4 tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
25.0 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 20 november, 2014
Playing this game is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s something I can only do when I’m a goat.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
962 av 1,216 personer (79%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
2 tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
1.3 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 7 oktober, 2014
i'm a goat irl and this is an accurate representation of my people
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
1,290 av 1,686 personer (77%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
6.4 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 4 november, 2014
I crashed into a garden party, set everyone on fire with a stove and dragged them into the forest, to sacrifice the people to satan, so I could become a demon goat.

10/10 would play again
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
1,894 av 2,535 personer (75%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
5.1 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 6 november, 2014
Licked a woman
did not get arrested

69/10 beastialty sim 2k14 IGN approves
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
332 av 427 personer (78%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
1.5 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 20 november, 2014
This is by far the best Goat simulator game on the market today.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
351 av 461 personer (76%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
6 tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
8.3 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 1 november, 2014
They say "don't knock it til you try it".... well, let's not go down that alley, but this on this other hand DEFINTIELY applies. It has Physics. It has a goat. It has Fire. It has a goat devil. What else do you really need.

This game is creative, it has a good sense of humour to it, and damn enjoyable, but also requires skill and patience to master different objectives and techniques.

Its something you can just pick up, have some fun, and come back to whenever you want to have some virtual destruction in your life.

Angry Goat/10 :)
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig