Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Veldig positive (787 anmeldelser) - 84% of the 787 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Veldig positive (37,143 anmeldelser) - 88% av 37,143 brukeranmeldelser for dette spillet er positive.
Utgivelsesdato: 1. apr, 2014

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25. mai

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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14. januar

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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Om dette spillet

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Systemkrav

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Minne: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Anbefalt:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Minne: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Minne: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Anbefalt:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Minne: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Minne: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Anbefalt:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Minne: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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Dong Sr.
( 15.4 timer registrert )
Publisert: 30. juni
Have you ever wanted to be a goat and just mess with people? Yes? Then you should probably get this game. No? You can get this game and do something else.
 
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Jaypipe
( 12.2 timer registrert )
Publisert: 30. juni
Dumbest game I've ever played.
Wasted some time of my life on it.
And for what?
So I can say I got all the Steam achievements on Goat Simulator to my online friends that don't give a ♥♥♥♥?..

...You're god damn right that's for what.
10\10
 
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That Was Easy [EST]
( 10.0 timer registrert )
Publisert: 30. juni
Its awesome game but think before u buy it, u just get tired of playng this.
 
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E2Markoo
( 3.7 timer registrert )
Publisert: 30. juni
i once took acid and i was a goat during my trip, someone appearently did the same thing and recreated it bit by bit.
 
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Grammar Jew
( 1.1 timer registrert )
Publisert: 30. juni
Props to it for parodying Dead Isle's trailer.
Game is stupidly fun, get it on sale and it's absolutely worth the price.
 
Helpful? Ja Nei Morsom
=^_^=RubiRubyx=^_^=
( 1.6 timer registrert )
Publisert: 30. juni
Buy it if you want to laugh your ♥♥♥ off

10/10 would BAAAAA again
 
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R_agless
( 0.2 timer registrert )
Publisert: 30. juni
crazy!!!
 
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House
( 5.9 timer registrert )
Publisert: 30. juni
I play this game with my daughter - I don't think she's ever laughed so hard in her life.
 
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Topi von Topi
( 0.6 timer registrert )
Publisert: 30. juni
I tried to recreate Undertale's RUINS, but my Frisk seemed reluctant to proceed on two legs.

Ten out of Goat.
 
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DaPixl
( 33.1 timer registrert )
Publisert: 30. juni
This is one of the glitchiest, most awkward, nonsensical sandbox games ever.
That's what makes it so great.
If this game by itself does not amuse you as much as other sandbox games...just get mods and the DLCs. Trust me, those DLCs make this game sooooo much better. Even GoatZ can be enjoyable if you disable that annoying hunger system. (Note : personal opinion, GoatZ is actually pretty fun with the hunger system for others.)
Just get this game, it's guaranteed to get a few giggles out of you...
Also, you'll be wishing that all goats were as badass as yours.
 
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1 av 1 personer (100%) syntes denne anmeldelsen var hjelpsom
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27.9 timer registrert
Publisert: 17. juni
I like this game
It`s so fun :) :3 :1
 
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33 av 37 personer (89%) syntes denne anmeldelsen var hjelpsom
17 personer syntes at denne anmeldelsen var morsom
Anbefalt
196.6 timer registrert
Publisert: 31. mai
At this point I have 180 hours to this “game”, & I use that word lightly. It is unlike anything else I have ever played before.

Goat Simulator originally was a hoax, a trailer from Swedish based Coffee Stain Studios poking fun at the seemingly endless barrage of mind numbingly boring simulators flooding the market, but as the collective response of the mentally challenged individuals on the web screamed YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS GAME, there was only one obvious rout to go, and thus Goat Simulator was born.

With a very short development time Coffee Stain Studios have admitted there are bugs [and will only fix game breaking ones], but ask you embrace them as they make the game more entertaining. I mean how was a Goat supposed to climb a ladder anyways?

The objective, if you can call it that is to mooch about doing everyday goat activities, like destroying Goat hendg, interrupting protests about pennies shaped foods, destroying Coffee Stain Studios office, sacrificing unsuspecting individuals to become a satanic goat, welding almost any object with your tongue, bouncing on trampolines, riding bicycles, eating mushrooms, being abducted by aliens, buying hats, licking anything and everything, parkour, taking over deadmau5 rooftop party, strapping fireworks to your back, pushing boulders into garden barbeques, Ow, if you were expecting things to make sense then you’re an idiot.

Now with the addition of 4 DLC’s, MMO, Goatz, Payday & Waste of Space you can expand the bazaar & ultimately pointless shenanigans of the everyday life of a Goat and its friends it numerous ways. Adding story arcs, new maps, vehicles, quests and more, if you were one of the weird people that enjoyed the base game then this is more of the same on a stupider and grander scale.

WARNING: This game may leave your with a fetish for Goats, I know it has for me. 10/10
 
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31 av 36 personer (86%) syntes denne anmeldelsen var hjelpsom
4 personer syntes at denne anmeldelsen var morsom
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18.0 timer registrert
Publisert: 11. juni
All it needs now is multiplayer 8/10
 
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38 av 48 personer (79%) syntes denne anmeldelsen var hjelpsom
46 personer syntes at denne anmeldelsen var morsom
Anbefalt
21.5 timer registrert
Publisert: 12. juni
My daughter has 22 hours on this stupid game
 
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14 av 17 personer (82%) syntes denne anmeldelsen var hjelpsom
2 personer syntes at denne anmeldelsen var morsom
Anbefalt
29.0 timer registrert
Publisert: 5. juni
Love da Game!!!!!,
This game is glitchy as hell but in the most hillarious ways
You most defanitely MUST get this game...

IT IS LITERALLY AMAZING!!!!
 
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48 av 80 personer (60%) syntes denne anmeldelsen var hjelpsom
76 personer syntes at denne anmeldelsen var morsom
Anbefalt
6.0 timer registrert
Publisert: 18. juni
Before I played it :

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`ノ )  Lノ
After I played:
/フフ         ム`ヽ
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/ |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/
   `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
    丶  ̄ _人'彡)













Can't really write a serious review for this one.
 
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14 av 20 personer (70%) syntes denne anmeldelsen var hjelpsom
17 personer syntes at denne anmeldelsen var morsom
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4.4 timer registrert
Publisert: 15. juni
Goats go Bahahaha.

I learned that from this game :D
 
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6 av 6 personer (100%) syntes denne anmeldelsen var hjelpsom
3 personer syntes at denne anmeldelsen var morsom
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53.3 timer registrert
Publisert: 19. juni
All this needs is VR and first person then, and only then i can finally, truely and wholely become a goat... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 
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5 av 5 personer (100%) syntes denne anmeldelsen var hjelpsom
1 person syntes at denne anmeldelsen var morsom
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256.0 timer registrert
Publisert: 11. juni
best game ever
 
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5 av 6 personer (83%) syntes denne anmeldelsen var hjelpsom
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7.2 timer registrert
Publisert: 24. juni
goat sandbox. lol.
 
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