Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
Análisis de usuarios:
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Mayormente positivos (702 análisis) - 76% of the 702 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Muy positivos (36,598 análisis) - El 88% de los 36,598 análisis de los usuarios sobre este juego son positivos.
Fecha de lanzamiento: 1 abr. 2014

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25 de mayo

NEW EXPANSION ANNOUNCED Coming out, May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator will release a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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14 de enero

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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Acerca de este juego

Goat Simulator es lo último en tecnología de simulación de cabras y trae PARA TI el simulador caprino de próxima generación. Ya no tienes que fantasear con ser una cabra, ¡tus sueños por fin se han hecho realidad! WASD para escribir la historia.

En cuanto a mecánica de juego, Goat Simulator va de causar tanta destrucción como puedas siendo una cabra. Ha sido comparado con un juego de skating de la vieja escuela, solo que en lugar de ser un patinador, eres una cabra, y en vez de hacer trucos, te cargas cosas. Destrúyelas con estilo, como por ejemplo dando una voltereta hacia atrás mientras cabeceas un cubo a través de una ventana, ¡y ganarás aún más puntos! O puedes probar el Steam Workshop y crear tus propias cabras, niveles, misiones ¡y mucho más! Cuando se trata de cabras, ni siquiera el cielo es el límite, pues es probable que puedas atravesarlo gracias a algún fallo y bloquear el juego.

Descargo de responsabilidades

Goat Simulator es un juego completamente estúpido y, para ser sinceros, a lo mejor deberías gastarte tu dinero en otra cosa, como un hula-hoop, un montón de ladrillos, o quizá juntar pasta con tus amigos y comprar una cabra de verdad.

Características principales

  • Puedes ser una cabra
  • Consigue puntos por destruir cosas: presume ante tus amigos de ser una cabra alfa
  • Con soporte para Steam Workshop: crea tus propias cabras, niveles, misiones, modos de juego ¡y mucho más!
  • ¡MILLONES DE FALLOS! Solamente eliminaremos los fallos que hagan que el juego se bloquee; todo lo demás es divertidísimo y lo dejaremos
  • Una física que provoca torpes y extraños movimientos todo el tiempo
  • En serio, mira el cuello de esa cabra
  • Puedes ser una cabra

Requisitos del sistema

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Mínimo:
    • SO: Windows Vista
    • Procesador: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memoria: 2 GB de RAM
    • Gráficos: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Versión 9.0c
    • Almacenamiento: 2 GB de espacio disponible
    • Tarjeta de sonido: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recomendado:
    • SO: Windows 7 or 8
    • Procesador: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memoria: 4 GB de RAM
    • Gráficos: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Versión 9.0c
    • Almacenamiento: 2 GB de espacio disponible
    • Tarjeta de sonido: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Mínimo:
    • SO: OS X 10.7
    • Procesador: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memoria: 4 GB de RAM
    • Gráficos: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Almacenamiento: 2 GB de espacio disponible
    • Notas adicionales: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recomendado:
    • SO: OS X 10.8
    • Procesador: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memoria: 4 GB de RAM
    • Gráficos: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Almacenamiento: 2 GB de espacio disponible
    • Notas adicionales: 2013 models or better
    Mínimo:
    • SO: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Procesador: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memoria: 4 GB de RAM
    • Gráficos: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Almacenamiento: 2 GB de espacio disponible
    • Notas adicionales: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recomendado:
    • SO: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Procesador: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memoria: 4 GB de RAM
    • Gráficos: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Almacenamiento: 2 GB de espacio disponible
    • Notas adicionales: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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Arnald Grymm
( 0.4 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
refreshingly pointless -99/5
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GGuy12345
( 158.5 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
I think I'm addicted
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Shockwave1337
( 67.6 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
This is a fun game that makes no sense and glitches out...but we still love it. I recomend this to any one who likes entertaining and funny games
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The_Boss_Gamer
( 12.2 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
It's pretty fun... Had it for a while and it is still kinda fun... :|
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Bawston036
( 1.2 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
It's a really strange game. It's good to mess around with. Pretty much anything you do, you'll get points, including being hit by a car. I play it when I'm looking to waste time, but don't want to get caught in a storyline. It really doesn't have a storyline at all. You're a goat and you break ♥♥♥♥, beat people up & reek havoc. That sums up Goat Simulator.
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Mahair123 | The Canadian Fury |
( 8.4 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
My only problem with this game is that there is no online multiplayer. Anyone who's played this would probably tell you the same thing.

You can still have fun with it on your own or with local co-op, but all my friends live too far for me to invite them over so you can see why I'd complain. If your best friend lives on your street, then I highly recommend this game for you.
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ripeideal
( 1.5 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
Has goats, and simulators. Love it!
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dalekdrummer
( 1.5 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
yeah, its gud, i also got the zombie one too, the zombie one is not asgud as the first. still a gud game.
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GinoPanino
( 1.4 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
I have no idea, what I am supposed to do, neither has the goat. It wrecks havoc and headbutts people, but it doesn't care about anything. Messy, buggy, yet oddly satisfying.
In other words: Buy the game, it'll prepare you perfectly for Trump's presidency.
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Doctor Weed ツ #Tierra4
( 0.9 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
Llevo jugando unos 10mins diarios desde este finde semana, gracias a este juego sé que mi vida sexual va a mejorar muchísimo. Recomiendo que te la machaquen mientras juegas y lo verás más intrépido.
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cjbrittain7
( 5.3 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
1: joined game
2: watched car hit man
3: stalked the turtles
best game turtles/turtles
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One Name
( 0.8 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
Producto recibido de forma gratuita
I wrote a report about Goats after playing this game and turned it in to my history teacher.
Guess who got a C+?
Also there isn't any ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in this game which kinda defeats the purposeof me playing.
Edit
omg they censored ♥♥♥♥♥♥
It's a bad word?!
It starts with a goat and ends with se
look it up
I dare you
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Uncle Wonder
( 1.1 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
FAIR WARNING: This is NOT Goat STIMULATOR. This is Goat SIMULATOR. If you were expecting to get to ♥♥♥♥ goats all willy nilly then you would be sorely mistaken by purchasing this game. You have been warned.
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The Alpha Nugget
( 0.3 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
I don't own this game
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«ƦᴀτcʜᴇD๖DᴏɴɢᴇRS »
( 6.7 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
I used devil goat to take everyone and everything to make a massive ball of death. 11/10 would break physics again.
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GoyGon
( 10.9 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
Fun for a few hours, but gets a bit boring and repetitive after time. Like most low-budget games. I only recommend this game when it's on sale.
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Pelle
( 4.6 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
I always wanted to be a goat, and now it's possible :D

But seriously, this game is awesome. You can explore things and secrets, you can wreck all the cars, people and goats.
It's just awesome :D
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PandaMAN
( 65.9 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
10/10 IGN
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BozokiB
( 4.5 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
If you wanna have fun purchase this game.
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king__tut
( 5.2 h registradas )
Publicado el 30 de mayo
good game must have
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Publicado el 12 de mayo
If you had told me 4 years ago that I would end up playing a game where I was a goat for 40 hours, I would laugh in your face. Today, you would be the one laughing.
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Publicado el 26 de mayo
This is what happens when you don't pay attention to that one kid at the back of the class
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241.0 h registradas
Publicado el 21 de mayo
This game. Where to start. Goat simulator had taken over my life. I have spent countless hours on it and yet finding new things to do. new tasks to do and by far the most addictive game i've ever played!

Pro's:
- Very fun.
- easily spend 15 mins waiting for another game.
- can spend hours on end enjoying the fun.
- really cheap.

Con's:
- once addicted... it takes over your life.

For anyone still unsure about buying the game, here is my best anecdote.
Strolling home late at night; i sit and wind down to goat simulator. 5 hours later im there running round as a penguin that is super buff one shotting cars all over the place. I then thought. I WILL OWN A GOAT..... Now I currently own 4 Pigmy goats and love them soo much!

All in all... This game has made my life soo much more happier!!!!
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2.4 h registradas
Publicado el 8 de mayo
I bought Goat Sim on a whim, and it delivers exactly what it promises. A goat going around breaking things with pretty funny physics.

However, it IS a novelty game that pretty quickly outlives it's fun factor and is something to be played in short sessions (like 30 minutes) as there is only so much fun that can be gained from a goat (or some eldritch abomination involving a microwave on long thin legs) with a bizarre tongue destroying everything in sight.

The DLC game-modes and Achievement hunting add a bit to it, but it's still a short-lived novelty.

I wouldn't recommend this game, but I would say it's good for a cheap laugh every so often. Play it with a friend with you so you can give each other dumb challenges (e.g. How far can you punt a goat with a truck?) and a Goat Simulator session will last longer.
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A 20 de 27 personas (74%) les ha sido útil este análisis
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20.2 h registradas
Publicado el 27 de mayo
Is fun at first but can get repetitive after a while
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708.4 h registradas
Publicado el 25 de mayo
Original ideas in a sandbox. Years later, we're still finding all the secrets and Easter eggs.

All the DLC is good value; offering a plethora of animals environments and mutators.

Nothing beats the feeling of being a goat and doing number twos.
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1.1 h registradas
Publicado el 29 de mayo
"Every DLC will be free" (c) GS dev team
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13.6 h registradas
Publicado el 28 de mayo
The "we shipped a broken game and you're supposed to enjoy it" joke of the game only lasts an hour, and what you're left with is a load of objectives that are more tedious to handle than a bar of soap. The DLC doesn't do much except add more pointless objectives and broken mechanics that are more annoying that hilarious. If you want to get one million subscribers on Youtube and entertain five year olds, this is the game for you.
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3.8 h registradas
Publicado el 5 de mayo
While I definitely share the penchant for mindless entertainment, this will likely only keep you occupied for an hour at best. The game really is pointless save for the chaos that you can foment, and even that gets stale after the tenth time you run into a truck.
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A 12 de 18 personas (67%) les ha sido útil este análisis
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183.2 h registradas
Publicado el 23 de mayo
BEST PARKOUR GAME IN YEARS.

Goat simulator is a must-buy if you're bored. (and have ten bucks you dont care about spending)

It has one of the funniest physics I've ever seen and you can do pretty much anything you want. I reccomend playing with friends, it will almost quadruple the amounts of laughs you get otherwise. Its a sandbox game, there is no end so it's no surprise if you get bored after a week (or less, depends on what kind of person you are). Trying to get higher scores, finding easter eggs and trying to get all the achievements always leaves you wanting to play somemore.

And the Acrobatics/Parkour mechanics are SO much fun. jump from roof to roof, wall climb, wall jump, do 360-backflips, and walk on your front legs. Its so challenging and fun to run across the maps parkouring on everything, even vehicles.

But If you're worried that it will only provide you with a very short amount of entertainment and dont want to spend more money buying the DLCs, you can download mods and maps people made on the steam workshop! (or even make mods)

This game is a masterpiece to be honest.

Basically, Goat Simulator is a low-budget (yet amazing) GTA-like indie game by Coffee Stain Studios. If the devs are reading this, know that I love ya'll and support your amazing work! (especially Mikael!)

10/10, Definitely worth the 10 bucks. buy it. Don't buy hoola-hoops or bricks.
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10.4 h registradas
Publicado el 10 de mayo
Goat Simulator > any other simulator :3
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7.7 h registradas
Publicado el 27 de mayo
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The stupidity of this game make it the best game fun :$
But unfortunately there are some errors where :P

8/10
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11.9 h registradas
Publicado el 26 de mayo
It's a sandbox game. You're the goat. You can pretty much destroy everything you see.

Don't overthink it. Buy the game, especially if it's on sale.
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1000/10 СУМАШЕДШИХ ОВЕЦ, ДЛС 1000000000/10
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You're a goat and you hit stuff. Best game 1814
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goat! no more needs to be said.
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I jumped off a building, blew up a car, and then killed homeless people, as a goat.

10/10 GOTY every year
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Publicado el 29 de mayo
I liek dis geem cus i am a goot
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My only problem with this game is that there is no online multiplayer. Anyone who's played this would probably tell you the same thing.

You can still have fun with it on your own or with local co-op, but all my friends live too far for me to invite them over so you can see why I'd complain. If your best friend lives on your street, then I highly recommend this game for you.
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