Just updated with free breads! Try out the life as a slice of toast, a french baguette or why not just roam around toasting things as the new toaster goat? Goat Simulator has never been less gluten free!
Κριτικές: Πολύ θετικές (34,698 κριτικές) - Το 88% από τις 34,698 κριτικές των χρηστών για αυτό το παιχνίδι είναι θετικές.
Ημερομηνία κυκλοφορίας: 1 Απρ, 2014

Συνδεθείτε για να προσθέσετε αυτό το αντικείμενο στη λίστα επιθυμιών σας, να το ακολουθήσετε ή να το σημειώσετε ως μη ενδιαφέρον

Αγορά Goat Simulator

LUNAR NEW YEAR SALE! Offer ends 12 Φεβρουαρίου

 

Πρόσφατες ενημερώσεις Προβολή όλων (15)

14 Ιανουαρίου

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

157 σχόλια Περισσότερα

4 Δεκεμβρίου, 2015

Super Secret Teaser is out!



New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator
Right when you thought enough was enough,
Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough
We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old
But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold
Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain
This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train

Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw

182 σχόλια Περισσότερα

Σχετικά με αυτό το παιχνίδι

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Απαιτήσεις συστήματος

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    ΕΛΑΧΙΣΤΕΣ:
    • ΛΣ: Windows Vista
    • Επεξεργαστής: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Μνήμη: 2 GB RAM
    • Γραφικά: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Έκδοση 9.0c
    • Αποθήκευση: 2 GB διαθέσιμος χώρος
    • Κάρτα ήχου: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    ΠΡΟΤΕΙΝΟΜΕΝΕΣ:
    • ΛΣ: Windows 7 or 8
    • Επεξεργαστής: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Μνήμη: 4 GB RAM
    • Γραφικά: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Έκδοση 9.0c
    • Αποθήκευση: 2 GB διαθέσιμος χώρος
    • Κάρτα ήχου: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    ΕΛΑΧΙΣΤΕΣ:
    • ΛΣ: OS X 10.7
    • Επεξεργαστής: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Μνήμη: 4 GB RAM
    • Γραφικά: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Αποθήκευση: 2 GB διαθέσιμος χώρος
    • Επιπλέον σημειώσεις: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    ΠΡΟΤΕΙΝΟΜΕΝΕΣ:
    • ΛΣ: OS X 10.8
    • Επεξεργαστής: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Μνήμη: 4 GB RAM
    • Γραφικά: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Αποθήκευση: 2 GB διαθέσιμος χώρος
    • Επιπλέον σημειώσεις: 2013 models or better
    ΕΛΑΧΙΣΤΕΣ:
    • ΛΣ: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Επεξεργαστής: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Μνήμη: 4 GB RAM
    • Γραφικά: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Αποθήκευση: 2 GB διαθέσιμος χώρος
    • Επιπλέον σημειώσεις: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    ΠΡΟΤΕΙΝΟΜΕΝΕΣ:
    • ΛΣ: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Επεξεργαστής: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Μνήμη: 4 GB RAM
    • Γραφικά: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Αποθήκευση: 2 GB διαθέσιμος χώρος
    • Επιπλέον σημειώσεις: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Χρήσιμες κριτικές χρηστών
4 από 7 άτομα (57%) βρήκαν αυτή την κριτική χρήσιμη
1 άτομο βρήκε αυτή την κριτική αστεία
11.9 ώρες στο μητρώο
Αναρτήθηκε: 25 Αυγούστου, 2015
No Just no
Same ♥♥♥♥ as I Am Bread
Read my review about it
Ήταν αυτή η κριτική χρήσιμη; Ναι Όχι Αστεία
218 από 284 άτομα (77%) βρήκαν αυτή την κριτική χρήσιμη
151 άτομα βρήκαν αυτή την κριτική αστεία
10.7 ώρες στο μητρώο
Αναρτήθηκε: 1 Ιανουαρίου
By far the most favorite Steam game of my 7 yrs old son.
And I've no idea why :(

What does this teach us?
- we're getting older all the time.
- your offspring may differ from you.
Ήταν αυτή η κριτική χρήσιμη; Ναι Όχι Αστεία
493 από 705 άτομα (70%) βρήκαν αυτή την κριτική χρήσιμη
19 άτομα βρήκαν αυτή την κριτική αστεία
4.8 ώρες στο μητρώο
Αναρτήθηκε: 17 Οκτωβρίου, 2015
Kind of a novelty. Only entertaining for a few moments and then fizzles out.
Ήταν αυτή η κριτική χρήσιμη; Ναι Όχι Αστεία
309 από 487 άτομα (63%) βρήκαν αυτή την κριτική χρήσιμη
22 άτομα βρήκαν αυτή την κριτική αστεία
4.4 ώρες στο μητρώο
Αναρτήθηκε: 28 Αυγούστου, 2015
I'm sorry, but i don't see the humor in this game. It's fun for like, 5 minutes, and then its just boring. If it gets any better, I might change my mind. Sure, there are mods, but that just doesn't save it. This wouldn't be that bad if it was at like 5 dollars, but I recommend buying Terraria or Garry's Mod with the 10 dollars.
Ήταν αυτή η κριτική χρήσιμη; Ναι Όχι Αστεία
32 από 37 άτομα (86%) βρήκαν αυτή την κριτική χρήσιμη
7 άτομα βρήκαν αυτή την κριτική αστεία
20.7 ώρες στο μητρώο
Αναρτήθηκε: 15 Ιανουαρίου
Game name: Goat Simulator
Reviewed by: Wolf

In Summary...
Goat Simulator is a widely popular indie game started by Coffee Stain Studios back in 2014. The overall game idea and atmosphere seems like a joke, literally, as it's littered with not only player mesh bugs but also gameplay and graphical bugs. Goat Simulator focuses around the idea of yes: being a goat. You're encouraged to cause chaos between multiple levels introduced from new updates and DLC. There is not much more to it than that, and as you can imagine, the novelty wears thin after a few hours time.


Controls:
WASD - Standard movement
Mouse - Standard look
Q - Ragdoll effect
F - Slow Mo
E - "Lick"
Mouse 1 - Headbutt
Mouse 2 - Rotate in air
1 - Baaa

Sounds:
The game features very basic sounds, it comes with an actual soundtrack which is played throughout. It's quite fitting, entertaining, and not very annoying as some games of the same genre are. They even have a Deadmau5 track as an easter egg! (Song is called Deadgoa7)

Graphics:
Here's where it gets tricky. The graphics are easily very good, as well as provide some high quality personality to characters and environments. Yet, since the first DLC, GoatZ, framerates have significantly dropped. I was able to run the vanilla game maxed out at 1080p 60fps (VSync on due to screen tearing, and I like it on in single player games), and when the DLC was released my framerates dropped to below 20's (at times) and that's with resolution downscaled to 720p and all settings on low. The Payday update did phenominally better, I was able to return to 1080p 60fps. I'm hoping the game developers realize they need to test a patch before sending it out.

Game Balance:
As stated before, the game is littered with bugs. Some, although comical (player model going crazy when going up ladders) which are quite comical and non-game breaking, and some which are completely trash (recently the Payday DLC, where you're allowed to drive vehicles. The vehicles have no control whatsoever, meaning the slighest bit of air causes you to flip over at times). You're able to get stuck into almost solid object by walking into it, sometimes even glitching through it and ending up in a non-escapable invisible area. There's some missing textures, some of which are walls you can just walk right on through. (Devs, there's a line between a comical glitch and a problem, for the love of god, glitches are problems.)

Other
None.

Final Rating:
6/10

In Conclusion:
When on sale (even not, third party sites offer this game dirt cheap) it's quite a great title, you can have plenty of fun mucking about being a goat and baaing some chaos onto the streets. The novelty wears thin after a while, so if you're not into taking a trip of doing some repetitive tasks (some do not realize theres actual objectives to the game) then this game isn't for you. Out of the time played and the DLC's released, it offered more than plenty of enjoyable time. (Also please fix the cars).

Please feel free to follow my curation page for more recommendations. Thanks for reading!
Ήταν αυτή η κριτική χρήσιμη; Ναι Όχι Αστεία