Recently updated with the Goat MMO Simulator free expansion!
Käyttäjäarvostelut: Erittäin myönteinen (26,773 arvostelua)
Julkaisupäivä: 1. huhti, 2014

Kirjautumalla sisään voit lisätä tämän tuotteen toivelistallesi, seurata sitä, tai merkitä ettet ole kiinnostunut siitä

Osta Goat Simulator

Osta Goat Simulator: Soundtrack Edition

Includes the base game and original soundtrack

 

Kuraattoreiden suosittelema

"Simon's GOTY (Goat of the Year) 2014."
Lue koko arvostelu täältä.

Uusimmat päivitykset Katso kaikki: (10)

5. maaliskuu

GOAT SIMULATOR PLUSHIE IS HERE!!!111.



PRE ORDER HERE http://www.welovefine.com/9308-goat-simulator-plush-pre-purchase.html

IT EVEN HAS A VELCRO TONGUE
TELL YOUR MOM ASAP
CALL THE POLICE
SHIT IN A BAG

103 kommenttia Lue lisää

3. joulukuu, 2014

New patch is out!

Greetings goats!

You might be wondering why your Steam client is magically updating Goat Simulator. The answer is of course that we just released a new patch!

We've fixed a lot of issues, mainly achievement bugs, quests that didn't work, but we've also added some new achievements and you'll also be able to use the inventory as a mutator on the first two maps as well!

Here are the full patch notes:

General fixes:
The MMO level won’t autostart for new players.
Force Load button on the play menu to load out of date mods.
NPC now goat armor.
Start actor can now be rotated to view class.
XP bar no longer overflows.
Minimap now works for multiple players.
The Portal in Twistram is now open after completing DumbleDoor’s quest.
Resetting game now clears mutators.
Fixed issues with Flappy Goat not rendering.
The inventory is now a mutator that can be used on any map.
Dodo follow up quest now works.
NPC’s also reports as quest items so that you can bring McSlowpants on your inventry to the tavern.

Achievements
Fixed: Elfstreetboys
Fixed: Old Goat
Fixed: Powerhoof SMASH
Fixed: Maximum MLG Big Plays
Fixed: Angel Goat
Jousting Goat only granted when goat gets knocked by the horse.
Added two new achievements, “Love or Hate?” and “The Icelandic Experience” .

83 kommenttia Lue lisää

Uutta lisäsisältöä saatavilla

Tietoja pelistä

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Järjestelmävaatimukset

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Hyödylliset arvostelut
6/6 (100%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
18.2 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 30. joulukuu, 2014.
MMO oli tosi hyvä mutta tekeminen loppuu nopeasti kesken. Normi mapitkin on iha okei. Hieman liian kallis peli vertaisekseen
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
1,571/1,821 (86%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
7 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
9.5 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 27. marraskuu, 2014.
Have been chatting to people for 3 hours until I realised I wasn't really playing online.

10/10 would talk to bots again
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
5,890/7,034 (84%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
3 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
5.4 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 20. marraskuu, 2014.
Still a better MMO than The Elder Scrolls online.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
2,082/2,604 (80%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
7 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
5.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 26. marraskuu, 2014.
the book was better
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
1,637/2,079 (79%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
4 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
10.5 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 12. marraskuu, 2014.
Goat Simulator has a deep story line and boasts some of the best physics and graphics I've seen in any modern day game. The portrayal of each character is well thought-out and the achievements gained by playing the game are meaningful. Whether you are gracefully flying over a map after a large explosion, or helping a person cross the road, players of all ages are bound to enjoy this game. My grandmother watched me play the game, and now she has set up her own Steam account for the sole purpose of playing Goat Simulator. Even my dog Clifford is getting into it, and now has accumulated over 300 hours worth of solid gamplay. Coffee Stain Studios should be given a big pat on the back and a rousing round of applause.

11/10- Would lick again
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
1,497/1,910 (78%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
3 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
25.0 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 20. marraskuu, 2014.
Playing this game is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s something I can only do when I’m a goat.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
1,470/1,921 (77%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
2 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
6.4 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 4. marraskuu, 2014.
I crashed into a garden party, set everyone on fire with a stove and dragged them into the forest, to sacrifice the people to satan, so I could become a demon goat.

10/10 would play again
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
511/661 (77%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
1.5 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 20. marraskuu, 2014.
This is by far the best Goat simulator game on the market today.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
2,085/2,797 (75%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
4 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
5.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 6. marraskuu, 2014.
Licked a woman
did not get arrested

69/10 beastialty sim 2k14 IGN approves
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
403/535 (75%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
42 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
8.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 1. marraskuu, 2014.
They say "don't knock it til you try it".... well, let's not go down that alley, but this on this other hand DEFINTIELY applies. It has Physics. It has a goat. It has Fire. It has a goat devil. What else do you really need.

This game is creative, it has a good sense of humour to it, and damn enjoyable, but also requires skill and patience to master different objectives and techniques.

Its something you can just pick up, have some fun, and come back to whenever you want to have some virtual destruction in your life.

Angry Goat/10 :)
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
801/1,138 (70%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
5.4 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 9. marraskuu, 2014.
An incredibly accurate simulator of the life of a goat.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
504/713 (71%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
0.4 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 26. marraskuu, 2014.
Goat Simulator prevented my suicide.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
279/384 (73%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
23.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 10. marraskuu, 2014.
Intro
Have you ever dreamed of being a goat? Exploring lands as a goat? Maybe smashing into cars and watching them blow up? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this game is for you! If you answered no to any of these questions, this game is for you!

Goat Simulator is a game in which you take on the role of a goat. An invincible goat, that is. You start in a small town with a party, construction site, and a satanist sacrifice forest. You can simply roam the city and explore, you can cause mass chaos and blow up gas containers or parked cars, you could become a sky diving goat and jump off a construction crane, hitch a ride on a paraglider, or get hit by a bus just because you can!

What you can do as a goat
  1. Fly with a jetpack uncontrollably
  2. Get hit by a bus
  3. Lick a bolder and throw it down at civilians having a barbeque
  4. Have a party and become DeadGoa7
  5. Get beet up by people in an ally
  6. Ride a bike
  7. Use your oh so powerful tongue of yours to hold onto a ferris wheel
  8. Swim by simply jumping in water and willing yourself to move
  9. Become an angel goat
  10. Become a devil goat
  11. Become a anything-you-eat-will-turn-into-a-bomb goat
  12. Go on the workshop and become a <fill in workshop item here> goat.
  13. Do anything else you've ever desired to do as a goat
  14. Run head on into a building/car and just fall down
  15. Scale walls with your amazing goat sprint jump ninja skills
  16. Run into civilians and hear them scream because they fell over and watch them glide up and run away
  17. Walk into a carnival, jump into a booth, people scream, trying to run away, and then say "Is that a goat??!"
Score: Goat/10 would play again

System Specs
CPU: AMD FX 8320 OC at 4.1GHz
GPU: EVGA GTX 760 OC
RAM: 8GB RAM
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
538/786 (68%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
2 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
8.9 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 7. marraskuu, 2014.
I blew up a gas station and got a Michael Bay achievement. 10/10
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
147/207 (71%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
24.6 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 22. marraskuu, 2014.
I recommend this game for people who laugh at anything. If you get bored easily and are very critical about your video games, don't get it.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
170/266 (64%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
2 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
12.5 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 28. lokakuu, 2014.
While the joke may not last for long and $10 is kinda a hefty price for a joke game, the concept of a goat sandbox game like this was an interesting one, and for the time I played this game, I had a great time, what with the intentional bugs and odd jokes. If you're into that kind of thing and don't mind plopping down the cash, Goat Simulator is for you!
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
242/399 (61%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
2 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
4.8 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 11. marraskuu, 2014.
Goat. Lick. Headbutt. Kill everything. Explosions. Lag. Ride a bikesickle. Get hit by a car. Jump off a skyscraper. More Goat. More lag. Giraffe, Penguin, Demon Goat, Ostrich. Jetpack.

10/9 would Goat again.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
19/20 (95%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
8.5 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 24. joulukuu, 2014.
1 word FUN, this game kills boredom

create havok in goat ville, get owned by a hillbilly, jump on trampoline's slide down waterslides, destroy a coffee shop, ride a roller coaster, use a jetpack and even do a goat brawling ring! and much more!

There's not much to this game other then blow things up and destroy stuff, but it's hella fun to do. :D

This is one of the only games that made me actually laugh not just once a few times! when I walked on the treadmill and was like wtf xD

10/10 for crazyness totally worth it for your $$$ if you like crazy no rules game :)
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
35/48 (73%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
28.7 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 4. joulukuu, 2014.
Gaming just goat serious.

If this game doesn’t get GO(a)TY, then you goat to be kidding me.
I mean, if it doesn’t float your goat, then that’s fine. But seriously, this goat is just too goat.

...But in all seriousness, it’s the one of the most original and fun games that I have played in a while. It’s got a good humour to it. You can tell the people that made it were just having a laugh and it seems to me they didn’t expect it to get as big as it did. I think it was pretty refreshing when it came out, something different and stupid to mess around on. Has quirky little things in the game that makes you chuckle and I have never known ragdolls to fail at making people laugh.

The fact that it has Steam workshop makes it a lot more appealing also, the game itself can be completed 100% within a day or two. But at least with the workshop you have something to keep you entertained if you ever wanted to re-visit. Despite its length I still really enjoyed it and look forward to any updates that may come to this game. There’s many more possibilities with maps and different goats, so who knows!

All in all you just have to get this game and give it a fair goat.

UPDATE 1: They updated the game to have another map and twice the achievements. Essentially free DLC, which I thought was actually a really nice addition to the game. It gives you more play time and new features to mess around with. It also shows the developers are in this more so for the long run than a quick cash builder because it blew up. I would easily say the update doubled the game, I completed the updated achievements 100% again although there were a few trickier ones this time around. I really hope they keep them updates coming!

UPDATE 2: This update was a pretty big one! They took a whole new turn with it as well. Goat MMO Simulator was a great idea. It was a nice way to keep the games silly, yet quirky charm going. Something new and different and it really was fun. I would say that I found this update easier to 100% then the first one but that makes it none the less enjoyable. Was a few references I was pleasantly surprised and amused by. This ‘free extra content’ thing Coffee Stain Studios have going on here is great. Again, I would love to see more in future!


TL;DR : Goat.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
93/149 (62%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
21.0 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 26. marraskuu, 2014.
When I died in this... Rap died with me.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska