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"Simon's GOTY (Goat of the Year) 2014."
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5 Maio

GoatZ - new DLC for Goat Simulator!

That’s right. GoatZ is the latest DLC for Goat Simulator and it will be the only survival game on Steam that isn’t in Early Access!*



*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?

Watch the official trailer here:
Features

-Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
-Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
-You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
-Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
-A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
-Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)

The DLC will go live sometime around morning Pacific time on May 7th and will cost $4.99.

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5 Março

GOAT SIMULATOR PLUSHIE IS HERE!!!111.



PRE ORDER HERE http://www.welovefine.com/9308-goat-simulator-plush-pre-purchase.html

IT EVEN HAS A VELCRO TONGUE
TELL YOUR MOM ASAP
CALL THE POLICE
SHIT IN A BAG

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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Requisitos do Sistema

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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Bastante engraçado o jogo recomendo muito!!!
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Have been chatting to people for 3 hours until I realised I wasn't really playing online.

10/10 would talk to bots again
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So I was deciding whether to do a serious review on Goat Simulator because I haven't seen one on Steam; so rather than join the bandwagon of unfunny jokey reviews for the game, I'll stick to my guns...

Goat Simulator does exactly what it says on the tin; you play as a Goat, You cause havoc wherever you go; trashing, bashing, causing explosions, destroying houses, jumping on trampolines, basically anything you want. With plenty of interactive objects in the game, you can spend plenty of time wandering around never finding a dull moment.

The graphics in goat simulator are really nice. They aren't on the levels of Evolve or something, but for this type of game, you aren't really going to be playing for the top of the range graphics. The music and audio are exactly what you would expect here; derpy music in the background as you potter about the city, along with cries of fear from the civilians as the demon goat runs rampant.

There are three different areas in Goat Simulator; each zone is huge, ranging from theme parks, to crop fields, every building has something to do in it, every room has something to interact with or destroy. I honestly don't think there is anything wrong with either of the levels included here. There is nothing difficult in the game to do here at all. There are no real objectives, just an open world sandbox game where you do whatever you want, whenever you want.

I have managed to put about twenty hours into Goat Simulator; most of this time was playing on local screen co-op with my girlfriend, and then a couple more hours’ achievement hunting, and boy there is some pretty ridiculous achievements to do. Other than the developers openly coming out stating that they would not be fixing any bugs in the game, I had no real game breaking bugs, apart from sometimes falling through the world; however this was fixed easily by just respawning again.

If you want a game that is just purely for messing around in with no real aim and wanting some real stupidity, then Goat Simulator will give you plenty of fun; granted this type of game is not for everyone, I enjoyed it though.

If you found this review helpful, please consider giving it a thumbs up. You can also find more reviews over at http://www.completingthebackloggroup.com/
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the book was better
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Goat Simulator prevented my suicide.
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10/10
"Like Skyrim but with microwaves"
-IGN
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Possibly the best waste of money since TF2 got hats.
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+ Well, you're a goat
+ Highly destructable environment
+ Lots of subtle humor throughout the world
+ Worlds are decently large, and very open to exploration
+ Intentionally buggy mechanics, with often hilarious possibilities
+ This game goes out of its way to make the acquisition of steam achievements extremely comical and rewarding
+ Visuals are agreeable for an indie title, and there is a surprising amount of detail in the world

- Too few worlds to explore, with little real diversity
- Limited to only a few actions with which to interact with things
- This is often pointed out, but it has only a moderate replay value; it does get fairly repetitive
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Baaaah. Baaaaaaaaaaaah. Baah. Baaaah.

Baaah/Baaah

Baaaaah. Baaaaaaah. Baah.
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1 word FUN, this game kills boredom

create havok in goat ville, get owned by a hillbilly, jump on trampoline's slide down waterslides, destroy a coffee shop, ride a roller coaster, use a jetpack and even do a goat brawling ring! and much more!

There's not much to this game other then blow things up and destroy stuff, but it's hella fun to do. :D

This is one of the only games that made me actually laugh not just once a few times! when I walked on the treadmill and was like wtf xD

10/10 for crazyness totally worth it for your $$$ if you like crazy no rules game :)
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Not even Michael Bay could come up with a concept as destructive as hooking up a goat with jetpacks.
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Found a secret cow farm as a level 3 Microwave. The cows then proceeded to shoot me with their lazer eyes so I saved them to my inventory. 10/10
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I can finally lick my girlfriend.
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This game is very entertaining and silly, if you are new to Simulators, I think you should try this out.
If you like comedy and funny things, This is good as well.
This game is about being a Goat and Just scre'win' around on all kinds of maps.
I am a little disappointed in the MMO, since they placed Bots instead of real players. I give that a huge minus.
If you think I'm lying, i'm not. Lol. I played this for like... SO MUCH TIME in MMO since I found it interesting, but It is like Single Player since ''everyone'' is a bot... yeah.. I noticed on chat, the makers of MMO made like> HAHAHHAH LOL LOL.
They tried to make players sound like they are real, using the trolling words and stuff that everyone says....
But it didn't work well, since I found out myself how they faked the real people...
I found it very ''insulting'' since it is not real. We waited and voted for the MMO so long, and when it came, it's just a 'faker'.
But I still love to play the Single Player and the default maps, it's fun.
This game is for you if you like to destroy stuff and kill innocent people... ah..

My rate: 9/10
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It's more of a joke than a game, and while it's a great joke, it gets old quick.
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When I died in this... Rap died with me.
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Because being a goat is less complicated! Just lick everything!
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