Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
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发行日期: 2014年4月1日

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9月26日

Mac/Linux Patch 1.1.29475

  • (Mac)Special characters in the steam profile name no longer cause a black screen with the beach-ball of death.
  • Gamepad support fixed.
  • (Mac)The mouse is captured correctly at startup.
  • The mouse is contained within the screens boundaries.
  • Reset keybindings now works.
  • You can now get the Involuntary QA achievement if the game crashes!
  • The Flappy Goat's hitbox is unchanged.
Enjoy!

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6月26日

Mac and Linux versions now available!

Hey goats! The long awaited Mac and Linux ports are now finally availalble for everyone to enjoy. We've been working long and hard to make them happen, but now they're finally here.

The ports might still have a few issues but we will work hard to fix them asap. Please file any issues on the Steam forum or directly to our porter Ryan Gordon (@icculus) at his bugzilla.

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关于这款游戏

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features


  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that spazz out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

系统需求

PC
Mac
Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 256MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or Windows 8
    • Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X version 10.7 or later
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Intel Dual Core or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X version 10.8 or later
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5/i7 or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000 or better
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM 3.0-compatible, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary Nvidia or AMD drivers.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM 3.0-compatible, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary Nvidia or AMD drivers.
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297 人中有 273 人(92%)觉得这篇评测有价值
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含有较多扯淡成分,仅供娱乐。。。
Contains more crap ingredients, only for entertainment. . .
唯一の娯楽のために、より多くのがらくたの成分が含まれています。 。 。

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中文版:
我告诉你哦:
自从咱昨天花了$9.99入了这个游戏。咱的三观从此毁了哦,这游戏里面的羊超级屌的哦,能飞,能遁地,能鬼畜,能♂♀,呵呵呵。自从咱玩了89分钟以来,给我的感触就是这游戏真的是好好玩哦,业(sang)界(xin)良(bing)心(kuang),虽然还是有一点小小的Bug(这游戏的存在你™本来就是个BUG),可是我玩的真的好™♂爽哦。
恩恩,下面还是要简单评(tu)测(cao)这个鸟游戏的哦,首先是体积,他才占1GB硬盘,特爽,特NB!他的画风也十分不错,特爽,特NB。优化渣成翔,特爽,特NB!里面的山羊更加是特爽,特NB!
自从玩了这个游戏,我每天都是特爽,特NB!一口气能上5层楼,特爽,特NB!打战地一次能送3个人头特爽,特NB!麻麻再也不用担心我哦的学习了,特爽,特NB!就像嚼了炫迈,根!本!停!不!下!来!!
Yoooooooooooo~

Ehglish Version:
Oh, I tell you:
Since yesterday we spent $ 9.99 into the game. Tantamount to visit from ruin Oh, this game super ♥♥♥♥ inside the sheep Oh, can fly, can escape to, to Kichiku can ♂ ♀, Ha ha ha. Since we played 89 minutes since my feeling is that this game is really good fun, oh, industry (sang) sector (xin) good (bing) Heart (kuang), although there are still a little Bug (this game you already exists ™ is a BUG), but I play really good ™ ♂ oh cool.
Blessings, or to simply comment below (tu) test (cao) The Birds game Oh, the first volume, he accounted for 1GB hard drive, especially cool, special NB! His style is also very good, especially cool, special NB. Optimization of slag into Xiang, especially cool, special NB! There is a special goat is more cool, special NB!
Since playing this game, I especially cool every day, especially NB! Can breath on five floors, especially cool, special NB! Playing Battlefield 3 individual heads can send a special cool, special NB! Ma Ma Oh, I no longer have to worry about learning, and especially cool, special NB! Like chewing a step-hyun, the root! This! Stop! No! Next! Come! !
Yoooooooooooo~

日本語版:
ああ、私はあなたに教える:
昨日から、私たちがゲームに9.99ドルを費やした。廃墟から訪問するに等しいああ、羊内でこのゲームスーパーコックああ、飛ぶことができる、鬼畜に、に逃げることができるハッハッハ、♀♂ができる。小さなバグが、このゲームは(まだありますが、私の気持ちは、このゲームは業界(歌った)セクター(XIN)良い(ビング)ハート(クァン)、ああ、本当に楽しいということですので、我々は89分を果たしたのでクールOH♂あなたは既に)™は、バグです存在しますが、私は本当に良い™を果たしている。
祝福、または単に(TU)テスト(CaOの)鳥ゲームがああ、最初のボリュームは、彼が1ギガバイトのハードドライブ、特にクールな、特殊なNBを占め、以下のコメントを残しましょう!彼のスタイルは、特にクールな、特殊なNB、また非常に良いです。翔へのスラグの最適化、特にクールな、特殊なNB!特別なヤギは、よりクールな、特殊なNBであります!
このゲームをプレイしているので、私は特に、毎日、特にNBクール! 5階建て、特にクールな、特殊なNBに息をすることができます! 3個々のヘッド戦場を再生する特殊なクールな、特殊なNBを送信することができます!馬馬ああ、私はもはや、学習、特にクールな、特殊なNBを心配する必要はありません!ステップ鉉、根を噛むように!この!やめて!違う!次へ!是非! !
Yoooooooooooo~

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发布于:4月4日
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37 人中有 36 人(97%)觉得这篇评测有价值
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It's funny !

根本停不下来!

发布于:6月27日
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127 人中有 84 人(66%)觉得这篇评测有价值
0.6 小时(记录在案的)
youtube上看piediepew玩模擬山羊笑了半天,
但是真正自己開始玩兒簡直就是無聊之極,
撞人撞幾分鐘就無聊了好麼,
很佩服那些還能玩兒幾十個小時的朋友,
遊戲畫質開最高還是像有馬賽克一樣,
遊戲太乏味 9.9刀真的不值得,
進包還差不多~
我當初幹嘛要買呢?我悔過。

差評不解釋。
发布于:7月6日
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12 人中有 12 人(100%)觉得这篇评测有价值
1.9 小时(记录在案的)
也许是目前市面上正面突突突和背后抹脖子的游戏大行其道,导致大部分玩家审美疲劳,才会使这种另类作品有了生存的夹缝。
真心实意想在这游戏里扮演山羊面吃吃草挤挤奶再下几只崽的盆友们可以洗洗睡了。
这游戏哪是什么模拟山羊,分明是《咩星人地球毁灭战记》。
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今天下午公司例会,趁着办公室没人,下班前撸了一发。
-虚幻引擎的画面还是不错的,毕业作品就是用它完成。不过优化一如既往的差劲:听着我的小风扇呼呼的转,自觉调低了画质。要是跟人家说我玩《模拟山羊》爆了显卡,估摸着年度最梗是逃不掉了。
-一出生是在一座美式小镇,不知道谁家的后院里。春光明媚,人们享受着惬意的生活,一只黑色的羊羔漫步在整洁的街道上,下颌可爱的山羊胡被微风轻轻拂起。
这人与自然和谐共处的一幕,在我手贱按了一下鼠标左键之后被彻底打破了。把第一个人顶出五米开外之后我想去做点什么,看操作说E键能舔人,我就舔了一下,卧槽居然粘住了!甩都甩不掉,在拖行了十多米确定此人没有抢救价值之后我躲到了一幢房子后面,等着FBI或是SWAT之类的人来射杀我。不过等了很久也没发现有治安人员出现的迹象,看样子这游戏里几乎没有山羊的天敌,于是一只羊罪恶的羊生开始了。后来我简单看了下这只羊的技能:一对硬度超高的羊角,一副伸缩性堪比尼龙绳的毒舌(舔谁谁晕,任羊摆布,比特么防狼喷雾还好使),从天朝学来的碰瓷技巧和无体力限制的加速技能,适时的还可以飞檐走壁。
-世界开放性还是比较不错的。其实到后面我逐渐明白这个游戏的用意就是让你以一只羊的视角在世界中游历,你可以适当的高一些破坏,达成那些千奇百怪的成就。其实在我眼里这游戏几乎就是发泄向的,2个小时已经是我的极限,给那些超20小时的大手们跪了。
-诸多的BUG是一大亮点。其实看看这游戏已经不再处于开发阶段,所以应该是制作组有意为之,倒也增添了趣味性。
-改天出个模拟肥皂吧,避孕套也行,我一定捧场。
推荐是因为今天打折,再贵就真的不值钱那个钱了。
就这么多,下班了。 ~\(≧▽≦)/~
发布于:9月26日
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15 人中有 12 人(80%)觉得这篇评测有价值
27.8 小时(记录在案的)
潜力无限的游戏!

很多人说 游戏性不强 流程过短

但是那只是现在!

创意工坊可以提供更多的地图和模型!

说不定还会有更多模式甚至多人!

这是下一个Gmod的尿性!

所以!

我们现在需要!

等待!
发布于:4月5日
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