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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
发行日期: 2014年4月1日
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Mac and Linux versions now available!

2014年6月26日

Hey goats! The long awaited Mac and Linux ports are now finally availalble for everyone to enjoy. We've been working long and hard to make them happen, but now they're finally here.

The ports might still have a few issues but we will work hard to fix them asap. Please file any issues on the Steam forum or directly to our porter Ryan Gordon (@icculus) at his bugzilla.

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Goat Simulator 1.1.29060 Hotfix Patch Notes

2014年6月19日

  • Fixed hitbox on flappy goat
  • Fixed some borked achievements like "GoatBuilt" etc.
  • Worked on super secret things
  • Fixed some borked quests.
  • Shrek is love
  • Shrek is life
  • Assorted bugfixes
  • Made hitbox on flappy goat worse again

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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features


  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that spazz out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

系统需求(PC)

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 256MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or Windows 8
    • Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

系统需求(MAC)

    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X version 10.8 or later
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Intel Dual Core or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X version 10.8 or later
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5/i7 or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000 or better
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better

系统需求(Linux)

    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM 3.0-compatible, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary Nvidia or AMD drivers.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM 3.0-compatible, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary Nvidia or AMD drivers.
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含有较多扯淡成分,仅供娱乐。。。
Contains more crap ingredients, only for entertainment. . .
唯一の娯楽のために、より多くのがらくたの成分が含まれています。 。 。

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中文版:
我告诉你哦:
自从咱昨天花了$9.99入了这个游戏。咱的三观从此毁了哦,这游戏里面的羊超级屌的哦,能飞,能遁地,能鬼畜,能♂♀,呵呵呵。自从咱玩了89分钟以来,给我的感触就是这游戏真的是好好玩哦,业(sang)界(xin)良(bing)心(kuang),虽然还是有一点小小的Bug(这游戏的存在你™本来就是个BUG),可是我玩的真的好™♂爽哦。
恩恩,下面还是要简单评(tu)测(cao)这个鸟游戏的哦,首先是体积,他才占1GB硬盘,特爽,特NB!他的画风也十分不错,特爽,特NB。优化渣成翔,特爽,特NB!里面的山羊更加是特爽,特NB!
自从玩了这个游戏,我每天都是特爽,特NB!一口气能上5层楼,特爽,特NB!打战地一次能送3个人头特爽,特NB!麻麻再也不用担心我哦的学习了,特爽,特NB!就像嚼了炫迈,根!本!停!不!下!来!!
Yoooooooooooo~

Ehglish Version:
Oh, I tell you:
Since yesterday we spent $ 9.99 into the game. Tantamount to visit from ruin Oh, this game super ♥♥♥♥ inside the sheep Oh, can fly, can escape to, to Kichiku can ♂ ♀, Ha ha ha. Since we played 89 minutes since my feeling is that this game is really good fun, oh, industry (sang) sector (xin) good (bing) Heart (kuang), although there are still a little Bug (this game you already exists ™ is a BUG), but I play really good ™ ♂ oh cool.
Blessings, or to simply comment below (tu) test (cao) The Birds game Oh, the first volume, he accounted for 1GB hard drive, especially cool, special NB! His style is also very good, especially cool, special NB. Optimization of slag into Xiang, especially cool, special NB! There is a special goat is more cool, special NB!
Since playing this game, I especially cool every day, especially NB! Can breath on five floors, especially cool, special NB! Playing Battlefield 3 individual heads can send a special cool, special NB! Ma Ma Oh, I no longer have to worry about learning, and especially cool, special NB! Like chewing a step-hyun, the root! This! Stop! No! Next! Come! !
Yoooooooooooo~

日本語版:
ああ、私はあなたに教える:
昨日から、私たちがゲームに9.99ドルを費やした。廃墟から訪問するに等しいああ、羊内でこのゲームスーパーコックああ、飛ぶことができる、鬼畜に、に逃げることができるハッハッハ、♀♂ができる。小さなバグが、このゲームは(まだありますが、私の気持ちは、このゲームは業界(歌った)セクター(XIN)良い(ビング)ハート(クァン)、ああ、本当に楽しいということですので、我々は89分を果たしたのでクールOH♂あなたは既に)™は、バグです存在しますが、私は本当に良い™を果たしている。
祝福、または単に(TU)テスト(CaOの)鳥ゲームがああ、最初のボリュームは、彼が1ギガバイトのハードドライブ、特にクールな、特殊なNBを占め、以下のコメントを残しましょう!彼のスタイルは、特にクールな、特殊なNB、また非常に良いです。翔へのスラグの最適化、特にクールな、特殊なNB!特別なヤギは、よりクールな、特殊なNBであります!
このゲームをプレイしているので、私は特に、毎日、特にNBクール! 5階建て、特にクールな、特殊なNBに息をすることができます! 3個々のヘッド戦場を再生する特殊なクールな、特殊なNBを送信することができます!馬馬ああ、私はもはや、学習、特にクールな、特殊なNBを心配する必要はありません!ステップ鉉、根を噛むように!この!やめて!違う!次へ!是非! !
Yoooooooooooo~

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发布于:2014年4月4日
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对于做羊, 一开始我是拒绝的.
发布于:2014年4月1日
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It's funny !

根本停不下来!

发布于:2014年6月27日
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youtube上看piediepew玩模擬山羊笑了半天,
但是真正自己開始玩兒簡直就是無聊之極,
撞人撞幾分鐘就無聊了好麼,
很佩服那些還能玩兒幾十個小時的朋友,
遊戲畫質開最高還是像有馬賽克一樣,
遊戲太乏味 9.9刀真的不值得,
進包還差不多~
我當初幹嘛要買呢?我悔過。

差評不解釋。
发布于:2014年7月6日
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All my life I have been empty. The doctors could not tell me why I was so depressed, and I never knew myself until today. I needed to experience my life as a goat. Goat Simulator has filled the void in my life.

I knew as soon as I hit the truck with my goat that this was what I had been missing. I flew through the air in slow motion, tongue flying around, hitting the edge of the map and rebounding back, landing on (and falling through) the roof of a house. I could not get out, but that did not matter. I was treated with the ability to look down into the house beneath me, seeing the unsuspecting people casually sitting at their computers, oblivious to the sheer terror of the goat above them.

Whether it was playing football with a basketball, swinging lampposts into groups of people or even doing 1080 degree flips, there was no limit to life as a goat. I didn't think it could get any better than this.

I was wrong.

As I jumped and screamed my way around the map, leaving a path of destruction in my wake, I happened upon a golden statue. Curiosity overtook me and I resisted the urge to grab it no longer. My life as a goat changed completely. I had a jetpack.

I knew that this was meant to be, and what my mission from the Great Coffee Stain in the sky was. I was granted the supergoat power of being able to lift people and cars with my tongue. I could survive any impact. I could slow down time with mere thought. Now I could fly. It was time for world domination. Humanity had to be silenced so that the new goat overlords could reign supreme.


All the humans are dead or enslaved. I have won. I am the goat, the goat is me.

Go and goat this game. I kid you not, for mere bucks you can experience a sandbox like no other. Destruction, mayhem, death defying stunts. Seriously, there are more than 921 million goats in the world. Killing the humans was just part of the game. This is a SIMULATOR. Do you understand? A SIMULATOR. This can happen. There are enough goats out there to enslave us and/or kill us.

It is your duty as a human to get this game, so that you may truly know your enemy. An enemy people do not take seriously, an enemy that we know nothing about. Coffee Stain studios have granted us the insight into the true terrifying reality of the impending Goatpocalypse. This is your weapon against the goats. Be prepared, for the goats are coming to get us.
发布于:2014年3月28日
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