Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Дата на излизане: 1 април 2014

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25 май

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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14 януари

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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Относно тази игра

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Системни изисквания

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Минимални:
    • ОС: Windows Vista
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Памет: 2 GB памет
    • Видеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: версия 9.0c
    • Устройство за съхранение: 2 GB достъпно пространство
    • Звукова карта: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Препоръчителни:
    • ОС: Windows 7 or 8
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Памет: 4 GB памет
    • Видеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: версия 9.0c
    • Устройство за съхранение: 2 GB достъпно пространство
    • Звукова карта: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Минимални:
    • ОС: OS X 10.7
    • Процесор: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Памет: 4 GB памет
    • Видеокарта: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Устройство за съхранение: 2 GB достъпно пространство
    • Допълнителни бележки: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Препоръчителни:
    • ОС: OS X 10.8
    • Процесор: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Памет: 4 GB памет
    • Видеокарта: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Устройство за съхранение: 2 GB достъпно пространство
    • Допълнителни бележки: 2013 models or better
    Минимални:
    • ОС: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Памет: 4 GB памет
    • Видеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Устройство за съхранение: 2 GB достъпно пространство
    • Допълнителни бележки: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Препоръчителни:
    • ОС: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Памет: 4 GB памет
    • Видеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Устройство за съхранение: 2 GB достъпно пространство
    • Допълнителни бележки: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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I thought this game would be a 5 minute fling... I've played so much that I ended up spending a stupid amount of time getting the achievement "Things Aren't Gonna Lick Themselves" (Ten THOUSAND licks). I rate this game: 10,000/10,000
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FUN MINDLESS GAME

10/10 would goat again.

This game is great for just messing around and what more can you ask for.

Goat with jetpack, magic powers, bomb, tricks, hats, flipping everywhere. Licking everything in sight for endless fun.

Endless Possibilities. Fly everywhere, do anything.
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timmyturner
( 5.8 изиграни часа )
Публикувани: 25 юни
You can become a T-Rex. (Unlockable in the Goat MMO DLC.)
I still got wreckt by a truck though.
Crazy and funny.
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Nate Higgers
( 1.3 изиграни часа )
Публикувани: 25 юни
meme game, not worth the price. best to wait for a sale. I'd still reccomend just for a time killing sandbox.
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alcheccone
( 1.6 изиграни часа )
Публикувани: 25 юни
$2.50 on steam sale, small price to pay for 2 hours of fun.
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Най-полезни рецензии  През последните 30 дни
104 от 153 човека (68%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
21 човека намериха тази рецензия за забавна
Не са препоръчани
1.1 изиграни часа
Публикувани: 29 май
"Every DLC will be free" (c) GS dev team
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26 от 30 човека (87%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
13 човека намериха тази рецензия за забавна
Препоръчани
196.6 изиграни часа
Публикувани: 31 май
At this point I have 180 hours to this “game”, & I use that word lightly. It is unlike anything else I have ever played before.

Goat Simulator originally was a hoax, a trailer from Swedish based Coffee Stain Studios poking fun at the seemingly endless barrage of mind numbingly boring simulators flooding the market, but as the collective response of the mentally challenged individuals on the web screamed YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS GAME, there was only one obvious rout to go, and thus Goat Simulator was born.

With a very short development time Coffee Stain Studios have admitted there are bugs [and will only fix game breaking ones], but ask you embrace them as they make the game more entertaining. I mean how was a Goat supposed to climb a ladder anyways?

The objective, if you can call it that is to mooch about doing everyday goat activities, like destroying Goat hendg, interrupting protests about pennies shaped foods, destroying Coffee Stain Studios office, sacrificing unsuspecting individuals to become a satanic goat, welding almost any object with your tongue, bouncing on trampolines, riding bicycles, eating mushrooms, being abducted by aliens, buying hats, licking anything and everything, parkour, taking over deadmau5 rooftop party, strapping fireworks to your back, pushing boulders into garden barbeques, Ow, if you were expecting things to make sense then you’re an idiot.

Now with the addition of 4 DLC’s, MMO, Goatz, Payday & Waste of Space you can expand the bazaar & ultimately pointless shenanigans of the everyday life of a Goat and its friends it numerous ways. Adding story arcs, new maps, vehicles, quests and more, if you were one of the weird people that enjoyed the base game then this is more of the same on a stupider and grander scale.

WARNING: This game may leave your with a fetish for Goats, I know it has for me. 10/10
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21.5 изиграни часа
Публикувани: 12 юни
My daughter has 22 hours on this stupid game
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Не са препоръчани
20.2 изиграни часа
Публикувани: 27 май
Is fun at first but can get repetitive after a while
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All it needs now is multiplayer 8/10
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Before I played it :

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After I played:
/フフ         ム`ヽ
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/ |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
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Can't really write a serious review for this one.
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12.8 изиграни часа
Публикувани: 27 май
you can make everything you need this is the best game ever
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22.6 изиграни часа
Публикувани: 5 юни
Love da Game!!!!!,
This game is glitchy as hell but in the most hillarious ways
You most defanitely MUST get this game...

IT IS LITERALLY AMAZING!!!!
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Goats go Bahahaha.

I learned that from this game :D
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