Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
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Mac and Linux versions now available!

26 червня

Hey goats! The long awaited Mac and Linux ports are now finally availalble for everyone to enjoy. We've been working long and hard to make them happen, but now they're finally here.

The ports might still have a few issues but we will work hard to fix them asap. Please file any issues on the Steam forum or directly to our porter Ryan Gordon (@icculus) at his bugzilla.

Коментарів: 268 Читати далі

Goat Simulator 1.1.29060 Hotfix Patch Notes

19 червня

  • Fixed hitbox on flappy goat
  • Fixed some borked achievements like "GoatBuilt" etc.
  • Worked on super secret things
  • Fixed some borked quests.
  • Shrek is love
  • Shrek is life
  • Assorted bugfixes
  • Made hitbox on flappy goat worse again

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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features


  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that spazz out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Вимоги до системи (Windows)

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 256MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or Windows 8
    • Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

Вимоги до системи (Mac OS)

    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X version 10.7 or later
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Intel Dual Core or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X version 10.8 or later
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5/i7 or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000 or better
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better

Вимоги до системи (Linux)

    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM 3.0-compatible, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary Nvidia or AMD drivers.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM 3.0-compatible, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary Nvidia or AMD drivers.
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All my life I have been empty. The doctors could not tell me why I was so depressed, and I never knew myself until today. I needed to experience my life as a goat. Goat Simulator has filled the void in my life.

I knew as soon as I hit the truck with my goat that this was what I had been missing. I flew through the air in slow motion, tongue flying around, hitting the edge of the map and rebounding back, landing on (and falling through) the roof of a house. I could not get out, but that did not matter. I was treated with the ability to look down into the house beneath me, seeing the unsuspecting people casually sitting at their computers, oblivious to the sheer terror of the goat above them.

Whether it was playing football with a basketball, swinging lampposts into groups of people or even doing 1080 degree flips, there was no limit to life as a goat. I didn't think it could get any better than this.

I was wrong.

As I jumped and screamed my way around the map, leaving a path of destruction in my wake, I happened upon a golden statue. Curiosity overtook me and I resisted the urge to grab it no longer. My life as a goat changed completely. I had a jetpack.

I knew that this was meant to be, and what my mission from the Great Coffee Stain in the sky was. I was granted the supergoat power of being able to lift people and cars with my tongue. I could survive any impact. I could slow down time with mere thought. Now I could fly. It was time for world domination. Humanity had to be silenced so that the new goat overlords could reign supreme.


All the humans are dead or enslaved. I have won. I am the goat, the goat is me.

Go and goat this game. I kid you not, for mere bucks you can experience a sandbox like no other. Destruction, mayhem, death defying stunts. Seriously, there are more than 921 million goats in the world. Killing the humans was just part of the game. This is a SIMULATOR. Do you understand? A SIMULATOR. This can happen. There are enough goats out there to enslave us and/or kill us.

It is your duty as a human to get this game, so that you may truly know your enemy. An enemy people do not take seriously, an enemy that we know nothing about. Coffee Stain studios have granted us the insight into the true terrifying reality of the impending Goatpocalypse. This is your weapon against the goats. Be prepared, for the goats are coming to get us.
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24 з 28 людей (86%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1.3 год. зареєстровано
Goat Simulator(Симулятор Цапа)

Як написав мій побратим ця гра є Симулятором Росіянина( ну або руского, як вони себе іменують). Але я не хочу розпалювати національні дискусії і суперечки. Але дійсно мій друг вдало пожартував з назвою і по суті гри ця назва підходить. Безжально тупа гра з багами, де відсутня також і логіка...тай взагалі там все відсутнє. А як же сюжет чи ще щось там?

Хм...а тут його по суті немає, як і сюжету і ще чогось там небудь Типова пісочниця грай поки живий або не набридне. Але можливість Цапом таранити,бити,підпалювати і так далі людей було цікаво. Ви не подумайте я не садист. Мені гра набридла доволі швидко, але я думаю ачівко-маньяків гра себе ще зможе затримати на деякий час, плюс моди також не дають довго сумувати. Але в цілому гра варта грошей, адже Ви можете весело провести час. Тут немає сюжет як вище зазначав і якоїсь мети також. Хоча ні збрахав...є завдання за виконня яких Ви отримуєте ачівку(досягнення) ваша. Гра проста в використанні. Прийшов,знищив,пішов. Без шпекання мізків і тому подібниго. А Вам залишається лише дивувтися зі скаженого світу Цапа. Як було в огляді OpenGamer, то дійсно здійснилася давння мрія розробників. І всі баги стали фічами. Себто усі недоліки і роблять Цапомулятор унікальним явищем в геймінгу. І накінець хочеться додати, не очікуйте від гри чогось надзвичайного гра просто аби весело провести час.


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20,351 з 22,490 людей (90%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
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10/10 would develop again
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12,271 з 13,680 людей (90%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
15.5 год. зареєстровано
This game has fully trained and prepared me and I feel that I am now ready for my new life of pursuing a career as a full time goat.
Додано: 28 березня
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9,087 з 10,229 людей (89%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
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You're a Goat and you're still better at climbing a ladder than in DayZ.

10/10
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