Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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25 травня

NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Про цю гру

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

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Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Мінімальні:
    • ОС: Windows Vista
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 2 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: версії 9.0c
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Звукова карта: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Рекомендовані:
    • ОС: Windows 7 or 8
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 4 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: версії 9.0c
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Звукова карта: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Мінімальні:
    • ОС: OS X 10.7
    • Процесор: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 4 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Додаткові примітки: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Рекомендовані:
    • ОС: OS X 10.8
    • Процесор: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 4 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Додаткові примітки: 2013 models or better
    Мінімальні:
    • ОС: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 4 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Додаткові примітки: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Рекомендовані:
    • ОС: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 4 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Додаткові примітки: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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tmac.mackenzie
( 17.1 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 24 липня
This game is the funniest game I have played in my life Although It is repetative but if you are having a bad day just open your steam and play this game you are going o log off laughing I have screwed around on this game every time I have been upset and I stopped playing with a smile on my face so I would recommend this game to my friends
Meanie
( 7.3 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 24 липня
If this game is the reason we will never get a Sanctum 3. Its a ♥♥♥♥ing bad reason.
GalacticStar
( 2.1 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 24 липня
Please Make A Free Multiplayer DLC
Flesh Without
( 0.6 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 24 липня
This game confuses me.
11/10 would be confused again.
TheRaveTrooper
( 2.1 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 24 липня
I wasted money, I thought I was cool following a fad. No bad. Boring.
Chicken Bob
( 12.8 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 24 липня
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway.
ThePlasticWaffle
( 6.0 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 24 липня
i played this on my old account which i had lost the password to but worth buying again
Nerdy ♌ #BDayN3Days
( 0.3 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 23 липня
I honestly have no Idea why I bought this ♥♥♥♥ing game. Waste of $9.99.
Nathvn
( 12.6 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 23 липня
LIKE IF PEWDIEPIE, MARKIPLIER, JACKSEPTICEYE, ANYORIGINALYOUTUBER SENT YOU HERE
goat has long tongue.

9/5
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8 з 9 людей (89%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
Рекомендована
1.3 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 17 липня
About Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator is an open world sandbox in the truest since of the word. There are no objectives, no story and not even the possibility of death. Just you and three large maps to explore and cause havoc in. As the name implies you play as a goat that escaped from it's pen. He is far from a normal goat though as he can run on walls, has an incredibly stick tongue and is incapable of death despite being near explosions or falling down absurd heights. This demigoat has no goals and is content just griefing the people that cross its path. The locations it comes across are all very strange and feature aliens, protesting of genital shaped food and a ton of memes. It is a very strange game that relies on you to make your own fun and gives you a comical world to explore with over the top rag-doll physics and tons of secret powers for your goat.

Graphic
Are pretty nice as the game is running on the Unreal 3 Engine. Music is very silly and off beat which I imagine would be either love it or hate it type of soundtrack. Physics are over the top and very fun to watch fly around though you may occasionally get your head stuck in objects and watching a goat climb a ladder is equally terrifying and hilarious. It features full controller support and up to four player local coop which is always a blast. Steam Workshop is also integrated into this title allowing you to download new maps, powers and even game-modes such as pinball. There is no blood, gore or even strong language. The most adult joke in this game that I have seen is the no phallic shaped food sign I mentioned earlier. It may be a pretty good title to play with your children since there is 4 player coop and no death only fun.

All in All Goat Simulator is a really Funny Game :-)

9/10 Frome Me
Sweep
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9 з 11 людей (82%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
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1.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 30 червня
Props to it for parodying Dead Isle's trailer.
Game is stupidly fun, get it on sale and it's absolutely worth the price.
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9 з 11 людей (82%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
8 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
Рекомендована
56.7 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 24 червня
Love the game!
BAAAAAAAA/10, would goat again.
This game has the best storyline!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat to go play some more Goat Sim!!!
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5 з 5 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
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28.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 3 липня
I don't know why I love this game so much. I keep buying every DLC they release.
Let's see.. I always loved to yell like "baaaaah". I was always good at headbutt. And don't get me starting my "Run on Walls" talent.
Maybe I was a goat in my previous life? I don't kn..baaaah...
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Рекомендована
9.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 6 липня
I don't know if I "Get" this game. I've run around, I've blown up people, I've destroyed cars, I've let people ride me. I'm a goat, hear me bleat!

While Goat Simulator is a nice relatively simple game, it's just that, an overall relatively simple game. It's not like a lot of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "simulators" that try to cash in on Goat Simulator's success. It's also not like the really well thought out simulators, like Bus Simulator or such.

It's hard to really describe Goat simulator. You're a goat, you run around and do anything you want. You have bad animation, but you rarely look at the goat itself. There's even a skate board ramp at one point, only thing is you don't "Skate" you just ragdoll your body and throw it around, and yet it works.

I don't know if I'd heavily recommend this game, because it feels unpolished at almost any angle, the animation of the goat is weak, and the "game" is... well I don't know if there's really a game.

But it's still wicked fun to go run around the level and act like an animal.

If you have a couple guys over and want to just have a blast, the local co-op actually works quite well. Definitely good for a half hour of so of just laughter seeing what you can do.
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65.6 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 14 липня
Awesome game with fun physics with great places to explore and many collectables to be found.

I honestly love this game and have spend hours playing around and doing random stuff.
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