Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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25 травня

NEW EXPANSION ANNOUNCED Coming out, May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator will release a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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14 січня

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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Про цю гру

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Вимоги до системи

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Мінімальні:
    • ОС: Windows Vista
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 2 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: версії 9.0c
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Звукова карта: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Рекомендовані:
    • ОС: Windows 7 or 8
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 4 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: версії 9.0c
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Звукова карта: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Мінімальні:
    • ОС: OS X 10.7
    • Процесор: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 4 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Додаткові примітки: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Рекомендовані:
    • ОС: OS X 10.8
    • Процесор: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 4 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Додаткові примітки: 2013 models or better
    Мінімальні:
    • ОС: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 4 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Додаткові примітки: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Рекомендовані:
    • ОС: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Процесор: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Оперативна пам’ять: 4 GB ОП
    • Відеокарта: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Місце на диску: 2 GB доступного місця
    • Додаткові примітки: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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Goatzer
( 17.7 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
I liek dis geem cus i am a goot
Elijah The Gamer
( 11.9 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
I knew as soon as I saw this game in stores, I needed to have it. Period.

Goat Simulator is an amazingly hilarious game. The bugs make it more enjoyable. Plus the innopropriate humor made me laugh too. I just wish there was an Undertale mod, or map ;-;

7/10

ETGGRS: 11+, Mild innuendoes and swearing (One example is that there's a protest in front of a corndog stand, some protesters are holding signs that say "NO ♥♥♥♥♥ SHAPED FOOD!"), can be turned off.
Professor Chaos
( 2.0 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
I jumped off a building, blew up a car, and then killed homeless people, as a goat.

10/10 GOTY every year
Joshness
( 5.7 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
10/10 would recommend to be recommended. Super funny and fun. Not a long game, but a silly one to pass the time.
lordhood117
( 14.8 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
I think this game is really fun, especially as a good time-waster or something for when you're completely burnt out and have absolutely no energy to comprehend how much sense something makes. My opinion of the game became even better when they added in Goat City. I was even moved to get the MMO DLC at one point.

However, I have not forgotten about something from the people at Coffee Stain. They promised that ALL DLC would be free. They intended to make a statement about the gaming industry and the grave it was digging by taking new games, cutting them into pieces, and making about 50% of the pieces DLC you had to pay for. I was ecstatic when they made the "free DLC" announcement, not because of the free content, but because I was so happy to see a developer stand up for the community.

Since then, my opinion of them, unlike their game, has plummeted faster than a goat dropping from Low Earth Orbit. They have gone back on their word, and I will no longer be silent about my utter disappointment.

Either I get the GoatZ, Waste of Space, and any further DLC for free, or I want my money back (but I'm keeping the game).

Coffee Stain, if you want to no longer look like every other community-backstabbing developer in the world, you'll heed my warning: do not frak with your customers, or we will leave you bankrupt. You have my word on that.
iRimzzMLGGod
( 5.3 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
Amazing funny game, Really creative. Also, Keep up the DLC's!! :P
Arithmetek
( 23.0 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
BEST. GAME. EVER.

YOU CAN DO REALLY COOL TRICKS LIKE SO MLG 360 NO SCOPES AND LICK MELONS AT THE SAME TIME, YOU CAN SUMMON CONSOLE PEASANT GOATS AND MAKE A UFO COME TO YOU SO THEY CAN TAKE YOU AWAY FROM THIS HORRIBLE PLANET. THIS GAME SAVES GOATS ON A DAILY BASIS FROM REALITY AND THE TORTURE OF THIS WORLD. THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS GAME AND SAVING LIVES.

FLAPPY GOAT WAS A MISTAKE THOUGH. REMOVE IT.
CoolKid123
( 8.0 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
hate game doesent work wish i could get a refund
trufflebutter
( 4.1 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
Продукт отримано задарма
awsome game keep up the good work
Schlck72
( 0.3 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
GTA, Goat Theft Auto. And it stole our hearts as well as our cars. And our money. And our lives. The goat attacked and killed some people. And by stealing our hearts I mean it phsically licked them out of our chests. This game, and goat, owns you now.
Grampaustin
( 1.3 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
Game crashed on me a couple times but overall a fun game to place once in a while when you REALLY have nothing to do. The whole gimmick behind the game fades after the first time playing, but it's a good time waster if you don't have anything else to do.
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( 68.5 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
the game is good but after the space dlc the workshop dose not work and the payday 2 dlc has mas glitches :( but since the game is good + rep
nettyjones1969
( 0.4 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
when i click on play it crash
ime
( 1.1 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
"Every DLC will be free" (c) GS dev team
brohemias
( 9.7 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
it is actually the best game ever im dead serious if you think otherwise kys
Jax_Pavin
( 2.0 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
Ewe goata be kidding me
kookooboy123
( 50.6 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 29 травня
histarical buy get all the DLC and it is de best!!
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87 з 108 людей (81%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
87 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
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39.9 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 12 травня
If you had told me 4 years ago that I would end up playing a game where I was a goat for 40 hours, I would laugh in your face. Today, you would be the one laughing.
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51 з 64 людей (80%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
48 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
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12.3 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 26 травня
This is what happens when you don't pay attention to that one kid at the back of the class
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54 з 71 людей (76%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
33 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
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241.0 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 21 травня
This game. Where to start. Goat simulator had taken over my life. I have spent countless hours on it and yet finding new things to do. new tasks to do and by far the most addictive game i've ever played!

Pro's:
- Very fun.
- easily spend 15 mins waiting for another game.
- can spend hours on end enjoying the fun.
- really cheap.

Con's:
- once addicted... it takes over your life.

For anyone still unsure about buying the game, here is my best anecdote.
Strolling home late at night; i sit and wind down to goat simulator. 5 hours later im there running round as a penguin that is super buff one shotting cars all over the place. I then thought. I WILL OWN A GOAT..... Now I currently own 4 Pigmy goats and love them soo much!

All in all... This game has made my life soo much more happier!!!!
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81 з 133 людей (61%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
3 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
Не рекомендована
2.4 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 8 травня
I bought Goat Sim on a whim, and it delivers exactly what it promises. A goat going around breaking things with pretty funny physics.

However, it IS a novelty game that pretty quickly outlives it's fun factor and is something to be played in short sessions (like 30 minutes) as there is only so much fun that can be gained from a goat (or some eldritch abomination involving a microwave on long thin legs) with a bizarre tongue destroying everything in sight.

The DLC game-modes and Achievement hunting add a bit to it, but it's still a short-lived novelty.

I wouldn't recommend this game, but I would say it's good for a cheap laugh every so often. Play it with a friend with you so you can give each other dumb challenges (e.g. How far can you punt a goat with a truck?) and a Goat Simulator session will last longer.
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33 з 52 людей (63%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
11 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
Рекомендована
707.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 25 травня
Original ideas in a sandbox. Years later, we're still finding all the secrets and Easter eggs.

All the DLC is good value; offering a plethora of animals environments and mutators.

Nothing beats the feeling of being a goat and doing number twos.
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16 з 22 людей (73%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
2 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
Не рекомендована
20.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 27 травня
Is fun at first but can get repetitive after a while
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12 з 17 людей (71%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
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3 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
Не рекомендована
3.8 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 5 травня
While I definitely share the penchant for mindless entertainment, this will likely only keep you occupied for an hour at best. The game really is pointless save for the chaos that you can foment, and even that gets stale after the tenth time you run into a truck.
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6 з 6 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
2 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
Не рекомендована
13.6 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 28 травня
The "we shipped a broken game and you're supposed to enjoy it" joke of the game only lasts an hour, and what you're left with is a load of objectives that are more tedious to handle than a bar of soap. The DLC doesn't do much except add more pointless objectives and broken mechanics that are more annoying that hilarious. If you want to get one million subscribers on Youtube and entertain five year olds, this is the game for you.
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12 з 18 людей (67%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
2 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
Рекомендована
183.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 23 травня
BEST PARKOUR GAME IN YEARS.

Goat simulator is a must-buy if you're bored. (and have ten bucks you dont care about spending)

It has one of the funniest physics I've ever seen and you can do pretty much anything you want. I reccomend playing with friends, it will almost quadruple the amounts of laughs you get otherwise. Its a sandbox game, there is no end so it's no surprise if you get bored after a week (or less, depends on what kind of person you are). Trying to get higher scores, finding easter eggs and trying to get all the achievements always leaves you wanting to play somemore.

And the Acrobatics/Parkour mechanics are SO much fun. jump from roof to roof, wall climb, wall jump, do 360-backflips, and walk on your front legs. Its so challenging and fun to run across the maps parkouring on everything, even vehicles.

But If you're worried that it will only provide you with a very short amount of entertainment and dont want to spend more money buying the DLCs, you can download mods and maps people made on the steam workshop! (or even make mods)

This game is a masterpiece to be honest.

Basically, Goat Simulator is a low-budget (yet amazing) GTA-like indie game by Coffee Stain Studios. If the devs are reading this, know that I love ya'll and support your amazing work! (especially Mikael!)

10/10, Definitely worth the 10 bucks. buy it. Don't buy hoola-hoops or bricks.
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10 з 17 людей (59%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
2 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
Рекомендована
11.9 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 26 травня
It's a sandbox game. You're the goat. You can pretty much destroy everything you see.

Don't overthink it. Buy the game, especially if it's on sale.
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40 з 76 людей (53%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
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1 з 1 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
2 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
Рекомендована
5.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 26 травня
1000/10 СУМАШЕДШИХ ОВЕЦ, ДЛС 1000000000/10
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1 з 1 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
2 людей вважають цю рецензію кумедною
1 з 1 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
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1 з 1 людей (100%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
2 з 3 людей (67%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
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Рекомендована
0.4 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 15 травня
Critic:
Being a goat isn't easy you know, being constantly hited by cars and people are scared of us... It's a very fun game but it starts to get boring because after 20 minutes there is nothing else to do. And ragdolls, I love ragdolls, I like the game because of the ragdolls.

Rating - 74/100

Conclusion:
A good rating makes a good recommendation ;), so I will recommend it to you guys.
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2 з 3 людей (67%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
1 людина вважає цю рецензію кумедною
Рекомендована
103.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 27 травня
Hi. The rules of this game are... Jerk around as a goat.Have fun!
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2 з 3 людей (67%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
Рекомендована
1.4 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 27 травня
I already nearly perfected this game on Xbox.

One unfortunate trip to the greenlight page will show you how many "memes lulz" games have infested steam.

However, this is one of the very few "hurr memes" games is actually enjoyable, because the devs remembered to build an actual GAME around all the memeitude. Running around the small sandboxes and unlockling all the ridiculous secrets is enjoyable and rewarding. There is a ton of variety and little secrets to explore. And the achievements are also very reasonable and plentiful, if you're into that sort of thing.


Except flappy goat. Never flappy goat.
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23.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 28 травня
It's a great game, fun if you like to run round and do random thing's. Would love to play new DLC
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