Just updated with free breads! Try out the life as a slice of toast, a french baguette or why not just roam around toasting things as the new toaster goat? Goat Simulator has never been less gluten free!
Gebruikersrecensies: Erg positief (34,802 recensies) - 88% van de 34,802 gebruikersrecensies voor deze game is positief.
Releasedatum: 1 apr 2014

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14 januari

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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4 december 2015

Super Secret Teaser is out!



New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator
Right when you thought enough was enough,
Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough
We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old
But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold
Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain
This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train

Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw

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Over dit spel

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Systeemeisen

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • Besturingssysteem: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Geheugen: 2 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Versie 9.0c
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Geluidskaart: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Aanbevolen:
    • Besturingssysteem: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Geheugen: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Versie 9.0c
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Geluidskaart: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • Besturingssysteem: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Geheugen: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Aanvullende opmerkingen: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Aanbevolen:
    • Besturingssysteem: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Geheugen: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Aanvullende opmerkingen: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • Besturingssysteem: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Geheugen: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Aanvullende opmerkingen: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Aanbevolen:
    • Besturingssysteem: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Geheugen: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Aanvullende opmerkingen: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Nuttige klantrecensies
3 van de 3 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
0.6 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 27 december 2015
Amazing game. 10/10 would play again
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig
4 van de 5 mensen (80%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
119.6 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 13 december 2015
Goat simulator is top! Ik heb al oneindig veel plezier gehad met het fantastische spel. Dit is het enige steam-spel dat ik regelmatig speel. Goat simulator zit vol humor en vermaak, je bent vrij en je kan gewoon doen wat je wil. De verschillende varianten van geiten zorgen voor wat afwisseling.

Goat simulator is...
- vermakend
- humoristisch
- onrealistisch, wat het juist grappiger maakt

Goat simulator maakt het onmogelijke mogelijk.

Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig
2 van de 2 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
7.2 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 14 januari
what i have to say, THIS GAME IS EPIC, you can slow down time and blow stuff up like a gas station

20/10 for this game
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2 van de 2 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
48.2 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 22 november 2015
Leuk verhaal, doen we niks mee.
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1 van de 1 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
3.1 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 18 januari
Deze game is geweldig ik geeft 10/10, Alleen moeten er meer mappen komen dan zou het nog leuker maken
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig