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5 maart

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IT EVEN HAS A VELCRO TONGUE
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3 december 2014

New patch is out!

Greetings goats!

You might be wondering why your Steam client is magically updating Goat Simulator. The answer is of course that we just released a new patch!

We've fixed a lot of issues, mainly achievement bugs, quests that didn't work, but we've also added some new achievements and you'll also be able to use the inventory as a mutator on the first two maps as well!

Here are the full patch notes:

General fixes:
The MMO level won’t autostart for new players.
Force Load button on the play menu to load out of date mods.
NPC now goat armor.
Start actor can now be rotated to view class.
XP bar no longer overflows.
Minimap now works for multiple players.
The Portal in Twistram is now open after completing DumbleDoor’s quest.
Resetting game now clears mutators.
Fixed issues with Flappy Goat not rendering.
The inventory is now a mutator that can be used on any map.
Dodo follow up quest now works.
NPC’s also reports as quest items so that you can bring McSlowpants on your inventry to the tavern.

Achievements
Fixed: Elfstreetboys
Fixed: Old Goat
Fixed: Powerhoof SMASH
Fixed: Maximum MLG Big Plays
Fixed: Angel Goat
Jousting Goat only granted when goat gets knocked by the horse.
Added two new achievements, “Love or Hate?” and “The Icelandic Experience” .

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Over dit spel

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Systeemeisen

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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so cool
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Did you always like to lick your friends?
Get Goat Simulator!
Want to kill people with just licking them or saying "meeeh!"?
Get Goat Simulator!
Always wanted to be Deadmous5?
Get Goat Simulator! (Or carjack his nyan cat ferrari 458 and drive away!)
Do you like it when people are all the time staring to you?
Get Goat Simulator!
MEEEEEEEEEH?
Get Goat Simulator!
Want to play Flappy Goat? (for ♥♥♥♥ing €9.99, profit: €-9.99-)
Get Goat Simulator!
Want to be a goat? (loosing your life)
Get Goat Simulator!
Want to get a life again?
ALT + F4!
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1,608 van de 1,861 mensen (86%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
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9.5 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 27 november 2014
Have been chatting to people for 3 hours until I realised I wasn't really playing online.

10/10 would talk to bots again
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5,924 van de 7,077 mensen (84%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
13 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
5.4 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 20 november 2014
Still a better MMO than The Elder Scrolls online.
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2,108 van de 2,635 mensen (80%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
12 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
5.3 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 26 november 2014
the book was better
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1,652 van de 2,098 mensen (79%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
11 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
10.5 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 12 november 2014
Goat Simulator has a deep story line and boasts some of the best physics and graphics I've seen in any modern day game. The portrayal of each character is well thought-out and the achievements gained by playing the game are meaningful. Whether you are gracefully flying over a map after a large explosion, or helping a person cross the road, players of all ages are bound to enjoy this game. My grandmother watched me play the game, and now she has set up her own Steam account for the sole purpose of playing Goat Simulator. Even my dog Clifford is getting into it, and now has accumulated over 300 hours worth of solid gamplay. Coffee Stain Studios should be given a big pat on the back and a rousing round of applause.

11/10- Would lick again
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1,512 van de 1,928 mensen (78%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
9 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
25.0 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 20 november 2014
Playing this game is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s something I can only do when I’m a goat.
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1,486 van de 1,939 mensen (77%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
10 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
6.4 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 4 november 2014
I crashed into a garden party, set everyone on fire with a stove and dragged them into the forest, to sacrifice the people to satan, so I could become a demon goat.

10/10 would play again
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524 van de 676 mensen (78%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
6 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
1.5 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 20 november 2014
This is by far the best Goat simulator game on the market today.
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2,094 van de 2,807 mensen (75%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
4 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
5.1 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 6 november 2014
Licked a woman
did not get arrested

69/10 beastialty sim 2k14 IGN approves
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807 van de 1,145 mensen (70%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
4 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
5.4 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 9 november 2014
An incredibly accurate simulator of the life of a goat.
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511 van de 723 mensen (71%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
0.4 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 26 november 2014
Goat Simulator prevented my suicide.
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280 van de 386 mensen (73%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
23.1 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 10 november 2014
Intro
Have you ever dreamed of being a goat? Exploring lands as a goat? Maybe smashing into cars and watching them blow up? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this game is for you! If you answered no to any of these questions, this game is for you!

Goat Simulator is a game in which you take on the role of a goat. An invincible goat, that is. You start in a small town with a party, construction site, and a satanist sacrifice forest. You can simply roam the city and explore, you can cause mass chaos and blow up gas containers or parked cars, you could become a sky diving goat and jump off a construction crane, hitch a ride on a paraglider, or get hit by a bus just because you can!

What you can do as a goat
  1. Fly with a jetpack uncontrollably
  2. Get hit by a bus
  3. Lick a bolder and throw it down at civilians having a barbeque
  4. Have a party and become DeadGoa7
  5. Get beet up by people in an ally
  6. Ride a bike
  7. Use your oh so powerful tongue of yours to hold onto a ferris wheel
  8. Swim by simply jumping in water and willing yourself to move
  9. Become an angel goat
  10. Become a devil goat
  11. Become a anything-you-eat-will-turn-into-a-bomb goat
  12. Go on the workshop and become a <fill in workshop item here> goat.
  13. Do anything else you've ever desired to do as a goat
  14. Run head on into a building/car and just fall down
  15. Scale walls with your amazing goat sprint jump ninja skills
  16. Run into civilians and hear them scream because they fell over and watch them glide up and run away
  17. Walk into a carnival, jump into a booth, people scream, trying to run away, and then say "Is that a goat??!"
Score: Goat/10 would play again

System Specs
CPU: AMD FX 8320 OC at 4.1GHz
GPU: EVGA GTX 760 OC
RAM: 8GB RAM
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543 van de 792 mensen (69%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
4 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
8.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 7 november 2014
I blew up a gas station and got a Michael Bay achievement. 10/10
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153 van de 214 mensen (71%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
24.6 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 22 november 2014
I recommend this game for people who laugh at anything. If you get bored easily and are very critical about your video games, don't get it.
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246 van de 404 mensen (61%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
2 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
4.8 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 11 november 2014
Goat. Lick. Headbutt. Kill everything. Explosions. Lag. Ride a bikesickle. Get hit by a car. Jump off a skyscraper. More Goat. More lag. Giraffe, Penguin, Demon Goat, Ostrich. Jetpack.

10/9 would Goat again.
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95 van de 152 mensen (63%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
2 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
21.0 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 26 november 2014
When I died in this... Rap died with me.
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37 van de 52 mensen (71%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
29.4 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 4 december 2014
Gaming just goat serious.

If this game doesn’t get GO(a)TY, then you goat to be kidding me.
I mean, if it doesn’t float your goat, then that’s fine. But seriously, this goat is just too goat.

...But in all seriousness, it’s the one of the most original and fun games that I have played in a while. It’s got a good humour to it. You can tell the people that made it were just having a laugh and it seems to me they didn’t expect it to get as big as it did. I think it was pretty refreshing when it came out, something different and stupid to mess around on. Has quirky little things in the game that makes you chuckle and I have never known ragdolls to fail at making people laugh.

The fact that it has Steam workshop makes it a lot more appealing also, the game itself can be completed 100% within a day or two. But at least with the workshop you have something to keep you entertained if you ever wanted to re-visit. Despite its length I still really enjoyed it and look forward to any updates that may come to this game. There’s many more possibilities with maps and different goats, so who knows!

All in all you just have to get this game and give it a fair goat.

UPDATE 1: They updated the game to have another map and twice the achievements. Essentially free DLC, which I thought was actually a really nice addition to the game. It gives you more play time and new features to mess around with. It also shows the developers are in this more so for the long run than a quick cash builder because it blew up. I would easily say the update doubled the game, I completed the updated achievements 100% again although there were a few trickier ones this time around. I really hope they keep them updates coming!

UPDATE 2: This update was a pretty big one! They took a whole new turn with it as well. Goat MMO Simulator was a great idea. It was a nice way to keep the games silly, yet quirky charm going. Something new and different and it really was fun. I would say that I found this update easier to 100% then the first one but that makes it none the less enjoyable. Was a few references I was pleasantly surprised and amused by. This ‘free extra content’ thing Coffee Stain Studios have going on here is great. Again, I would love to see more in future!


TL;DR : Goat.
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3 mensen vonden deze recensie grappig
0.8 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 6 januari
Not even Michael Bay could come up with a concept as destructive as hooking up a goat with jetpacks.
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20 van de 23 mensen (87%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
9.5 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 24 december 2014
1 word FUN, this game kills boredom

create havok in goat ville, get owned by a hillbilly, jump on trampoline's slide down waterslides, destroy a coffee shop, ride a roller coaster, use a jetpack and even do a goat brawling ring! and much more!

There's not much to this game other then blow things up and destroy stuff, but it's hella fun to do. :D

This is one of the only games that made me actually laugh not just once a few times! when I walked on the treadmill and was like wtf xD

10/10 for crazyness totally worth it for your $$$ if you like crazy no rules game :)
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