Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.
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Erg positief (36,435 recensies) - 88% van de 36,435 gebruikersrecensies voor deze game is positief.
Releasedatum: 1 apr 2014

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25 mei

NEW EXPANSION ANNOUNCED Coming out, May the 26th!



#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator will release a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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14 januari

Goat Simulator: PAYDAY



Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios

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Over dit spel

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Systeemeisen

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • Besturingssysteem: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Geheugen: 2 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Versie 9.0c
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Geluidskaart: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Aanbevolen:
    • Besturingssysteem: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Geheugen: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Versie 9.0c
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Geluidskaart: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • Besturingssysteem: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Geheugen: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Aanvullende opmerkingen: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Aanbevolen:
    • Besturingssysteem: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Geheugen: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Aanvullende opmerkingen: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • Besturingssysteem: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Geheugen: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Aanvullende opmerkingen: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Aanbevolen:
    • Besturingssysteem: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Geheugen: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Opslagruimte: 2 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Aanvullende opmerkingen: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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D̕øn҉åļd̛ö ̛Tr̶um͘pé
( 2.9 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 28 mei
Glitches are funny because they are not supposed to happen.
But when a game constantly throws them at your face on purpose it gets boring quickly.

This utter piece of trash should not have "very positive" reviews.

Don't buy this if your humor is better then a 13 year old.
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
M. T.
( 0.7 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 28 mei
Wtf are you guys doin', go make sanctum 3. There is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of goat simulator games. Isn't it enough already.
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
NadroxArts
( 17.0 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 28 mei
Very nice game if you have friends! ;)
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
miki5884
( 31.3 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 28 mei
LOL It very nays games !!!
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
DeadPool
( 0.3 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 28 mei
I could make a better game by taking a dump and putting it in a disk drive of a play station 1.
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
TheModdedMinecrafter
( 0.7 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 28 mei
The game is pretty cool because you can basically do anything you want. I liked the game because I got to finally fulfill my dreams of becoming a goaterboat and supergoat :)
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
ディオ
( 0.9 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 28 mei
I mean it is pretty fun
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
OMG_ITZ_KENNETH
( 23.2 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 28 mei
It's a great game, fun if you like to run round and do random thing's. Would love to play new DLC
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
maciulionis04
( 1.4 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 28 mei
Good game. Can do whatever I want, whenever I want. What else do you want. Oh and must i say that you're a goat! 10/10
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
markusskristians007
( 3.0 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 28 mei
this is so funny game!i love it!
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
tf2gaming
( 27.8 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 27 mei
The worst game on the market, 0/10, if you try to move the power up a tiny, tiny, tiny bit, you fail every time, horrible game. This is a peice of sh*t that no-one should ever buy if they even have the fastest computer in the world, WORST LAG I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. If anything, I deserve a full refund for even looking at it and playing it at all!
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
RicketyCricket
( 1.4 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 27 mei
I already nearly perfected this game on Xbox.

One unfortunate trip to the greenlight page will show you how many "memes lulz" games have infested steam.

However, this is one of the very few "hurr memes" games is actually enjoyable, because the devs remembered to build an actual GAME around all the memeitude. Running around the small sandboxes and unlockling all the ridiculous secrets is enjoyable and rewarding. There is a ton of variety and little secrets to explore. And the achievements are also very reasonable and plentiful, if you're into that sort of thing.


Except flappy goat. Never flappy goat.
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
dj khahny
( 5.1 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 27 mei
i lurve it
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
awsmgamerxxxx
( 38.6 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 27 mei
Well this is the best simulation game i have ever played. GOat they are on internet screaming soo y make a game
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
growlie2112
( 102.5 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 27 mei
Hi. The rules of this game are... Jerk around as a goat.Have fun!
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
Brandon292
( 0.1 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 27 mei
Always crashes upon start up and this game is optimized terribly.
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
Seven
( 17.3 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 27 mei
Goats, goats, goats and goats! All sorts of goats!
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
Duckloaf
( 18.3 uur in totaal )
Geplaatst: 27 mei
Epic. buy now
Behulpzaam? Ja Nee Grappig
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39.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 12 mei
If you had told me 4 years ago that I would end up playing a game where I was a goat for 40 hours, I would laugh in your face. Today, you would be the one laughing.
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This game. Where to start. Goat simulator had taken over my life. I have spent countless hours on it and yet finding new things to do. new tasks to do and by far the most addictive game i've ever played!

Pro's:
- Very fun.
- easily spend 15 mins waiting for another game.
- can spend hours on end enjoying the fun.
- really cheap.

Con's:
- once addicted... it takes over your life.

For anyone still unsure about buying the game, here is my best anecdote.
Strolling home late at night; i sit and wind down to goat simulator. 5 hours later im there running round as a penguin that is super buff one shotting cars all over the place. I then thought. I WILL OWN A GOAT..... Now I currently own 4 Pigmy goats and love them soo much!

All in all... This game has made my life soo much more happier!!!!
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701.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 25 mei
Original ideas in a sandbox. Years later, we're still finding all the secrets and Easter eggs.

All the DLC is good value; offering a plethora of animals environments and mutators.

Nothing beats the feeling of being a goat and doing number twos.
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2.4 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 8 mei
I bought Goat Sim on a whim, and it delivers exactly what it promises. A goat going around breaking things with pretty funny physics.

However, it IS a novelty game that pretty quickly outlives it's fun factor and is something to be played in short sessions (like 30 minutes) as there is only so much fun that can be gained from a goat (or some eldritch abomination involving a microwave on long thin legs) with a bizarre tongue destroying everything in sight.

The DLC game-modes and Achievement hunting add a bit to it, but it's still a short-lived novelty.

I wouldn't recommend this game, but I would say it's good for a cheap laugh every so often. Play it with a friend with you so you can give each other dumb challenges (e.g. How far can you punt a goat with a truck?) and a Goat Simulator session will last longer.
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182.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 23 mei
BEST PARKOUR GAME IN YEARS.

Goat simulator is a must-buy if you're bored. (and have ten bucks you dont care about spending)

It has one of the funniest physics I've ever seen and you can do pretty much anything you want. I reccomend playing with friends, it will almost quadruple the amounts of laughs you get otherwise. Its a sandbox game, there is no end so it's no surprise if you get bored after a week (or less, depends on what kind of person you are). Trying to get higher scores, finding easter eggs and trying to get all the achievements always leaves you wanting to play somemore.

And the Acrobatics/Parkour mechanics are SO much fun. jump from roof to roof, wall climb, wall jump, do 360-backflips, and walk on your front legs. Its so challenging and fun to run across the maps parkouring on everything, even vehicles.

But If you're worried that it will only provide you with a very short amount of entertainment and dont want to spend more money buying the DLCs, you can download mods and maps people made on the steam workshop! (or even make mods)

This game is a masterpiece to be honest.

Basically, Goat Simulator is a low-budget (yet amazing) GTA-like indie game by Coffee Stain Studios. If the devs are reading this, know that I love ya'll and support your amazing work! (especially Mikael!)

10/10, Definitely worth the 10 bucks. buy it. Don't buy hoola-hoops or bricks.
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3.8 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 5 mei
While I definitely share the penchant for mindless entertainment, this will likely only keep you occupied for an hour at best. The game really is pointless save for the chaos that you can foment, and even that gets stale after the tenth time you run into a truck.
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13.4 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 27 mei
Is fun at first but can get repetitive after a while
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11.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 26 mei
It's a sandbox game. You're the goat. You can pretty much destroy everything you see.

Don't overthink it. Buy the game, especially if it's on sale.
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10.4 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 10 mei
Goat Simulator > any other simulator :3
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2.5 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 26 mei
Very fun for wasting time, totally worth the $2.50 I got it for but I might feel jipped if I payed the full $10. Great fo a laugh and confusing old people.
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0.7 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 28 mei
The game is pretty cool because you can basically do anything you want. I liked the game because I got to finally fulfill my dreams of becoming a goaterboat and supergoat :)
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17.0 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 28 mei
Very nice game if you have friends! ;)
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4.5 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 27 mei
Product received for free
The stupidity of this game make it the best game fun :$
But unfortunately there are some errors where :P

8/10
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3.1 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 26 mei
Like a lot of reviewers said, this is a great game if you play it in small time sessions. If you like using cheat codes in the GTA games for the laughs, then you will also enjoy Goat Simulator. I would also highly reccommend buying this when it is on sale, as there is only so much you are able to do in a sandbox game.
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It's a great game, fun if you like to run round and do random thing's. Would love to play new DLC
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0.9 uur in totaal
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I mean it is pretty fun
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this is so funny game!i love it!
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1.4 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 28 mei
Good game. Can do whatever I want, whenever I want. What else do you want. Oh and must i say that you're a goat! 10/10
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