Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
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Datum vydání: 1. dub. 2014

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26. září

Mac/Linux Patch 1.1.29475

  • (Mac)Special characters in the steam profile name no longer cause a black screen with the beach-ball of death.
  • Gamepad support fixed.
  • (Mac)The mouse is captured correctly at startup.
  • The mouse is contained within the screens boundaries.
  • Reset keybindings now works.
  • You can now get the Involuntary QA achievement if the game crashes!
  • The Flappy Goat's hitbox is unchanged.
Enjoy!

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26. června

Mac and Linux versions now available!

Hey goats! The long awaited Mac and Linux ports are now finally availalble for everyone to enjoy. We've been working long and hard to make them happen, but now they're finally here.

The ports might still have a few issues but we will work hard to fix them asap. Please file any issues on the Steam forum or directly to our porter Ryan Gordon (@icculus) at his bugzilla.

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Informace o hře

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that spazz out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Systémové požadavky

PC
Mac
Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 256MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or Windows 8
    • Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X version 10.7 or later
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Intel Dual Core or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X version 10.8 or later
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5/i7 or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000 or better
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM 3.0-compatible, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary Nvidia or AMD drivers.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM 3.0-compatible, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary Nvidia or AMD drivers.
Užitečné recenze od zákazníků
1 z 1 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.8 hodin celkem
popici hra.. tuhle hru by si mel stahnout kazdej zapatej nerd nebo farmar, ktery miluje dojeni koz a vyrobu koziho syra.. hra je paradni, grafika uzasna, fyzika narez, nejdriv jsem myslel, ze si dam drzkou o stul, kdyz jsem tuhle hru videl, ale po tyhle hre si proste budete chtit koupit kozu i v realu, ktera vam na zahrade bude sekat travu a srat na chodniky.. btw na unreal enginu? asi nejlepsi moznost.. muzete se vyblbnout do aleluje, delate prakticky vsechny mozny p*coviny, ktery se v tyhle hre daji delat.. jezdite na kole (wtf to jako fakt?), litate s jetpackem (no tvl), ucastnite se satanistickych ritualu, diky kterym vasi koze hrabne a vyroste ji jakasi k*kotina s dalsima rohama na palici.. vyvojari tyhle hry se asi pri patecni kalbe dobre sjeli a delali bordel.. muzete totiz hrat i za zirafu a dalsi havet, ktera ma kopytka (minus za to, ze tam neni prase), ale to by postradalo ten spravnej vyznam, kdyz je to GOAT simulator, proto me udivuje, ze tam je zirafa, ale to je jedno.. rozhodne tuhle hru nedoporucuju epileptikum, protoze by nejspis z nekolika malo efektu, napr. vybuch benzinky AKA efekty samotneho Michaela Baye, dostali nemocni lide zachvat a zacli tancovat shuffle.. ale i tak si hra zaslouzi 10 kopytek z 10
Přidáno: 16. října
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63 z 88 osob (72%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
3.3 hodin celkem
One day the disciples had heard the end of this call firstborn.
"I was on goat dream last night, the tongue is a delight to fly cheolreok between town I went, I forgot Nine map was broken in a dream And then suddenly I feel so jotahseo.
I'm not broke, I saw the goat is not it?
So when was the goat in a dream to think that I did not know earlier nine maps.
But obviously I was breaking me in a dream.
So I applied to me, or do I have a dream I was a goat now?
I now really is the real me? What changed me or goat? "
Přidáno: 4. října
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20 z 25 osob (80%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1.5 hodin celkem
I finally purchased Goat Simulator. It's really horrible. Do I regret purchasing it?: No. Absolutely not.
Přidáno: 24. září
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11 z 12 osob (92%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2.8 hodin celkem
My girlfriend want to buy a goat farm
Přidáno: 13. října
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8 z 8 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
6.3 hodin celkem
If you have some green and love a sandbox, look no further. Hours of entertainment.
Women love it too. And who doesn't love a goat?
Přidáno: 17. října
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9 z 10 osob (90%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2.2 hodin celkem
It's okay
Přidáno: 9. října
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8 z 9 osob (89%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2.3 hodin celkem
I always wanted to grow up and become a goat. Now, my dream has come true. I have grown 2 legs. My tongue has also grown. I will now be going to live in the wild with my kind. the goats. If you ever see me cause mayhem. Feel free to say hello unless I ram you. 10/10
Přidáno: 28. září
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6 z 6 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
6.9 hodin celkem
All these bad ratings don't know what they're doing, they obviously haven't seen a sombrero wearing ostrich ride a purple bike. 10/10
Přidáno: 2. října
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7 z 8 osob (88%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
4.9 hodin celkem
A Simulator Goat, the goat it's you.
Party of delirium developer amid fitness test engine, Goat Simulator has become a game we somehow through the call of the people. The result is a game where a goat banging head and jumping all over the place it represents.
And that's pretty much it. In a game where the bugs have status feature, proudly exhibited in the trailers, needless to say that the technique is not perfect. However see a goat flying through the air because of a bug physics something quite satisfying.
Goat Simulator can also count on a bunch of mods for a little boost its life and interest.
Beyond that, if you like goats, if you like silly games without a goal, and if you like goats, then Goat Simulator is for you. In short, a game that spends time in any debility.

Have fun!
Přidáno: 26. září
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5 z 5 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2.7 hodin celkem
You can never go wrong with this game. Goatchanging experience that can turn goat dreams into reality.
Přidáno: 27. září
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5 z 5 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
5.3 hodin celkem
Must I say?
Přidáno: 7. října
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6 z 7 osob (86%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
3.6 hodin celkem
Scarier than OUTLAST! Dont play this alone.
Přidáno: 4. října
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6 z 7 osob (86%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
3.8 hodin celkem
Haa! its like the funniest game ever oh and so are the glitches Lol Meeeeeh!
Přidáno: 27. září
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4 z 4 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
3.0 hodin celkem
Good game :) its good for people that have a sense of humor
Přidáno: 12. října
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5 z 6 osob (83%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.3 hodin celkem
best. game. ever.
Přidáno: 15. října
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2 z 2 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
3.8 hodin celkem
Goat, Goat, Goat.
Přidáno: 25. září
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2 z 2 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
17.9 hodin celkem
cool and fun
Přidáno: 28. září
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2 z 2 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1.3 hodin celkem
i'm a goat irl and this is an accurate representation of my people
Přidáno: 7. října
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2 z 2 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
3.5 hodin celkem
Diary of a Wimpy Goat
Monday 27th October
I just spawned into the world and now with my iron fist head, I start smashing windows and raiding superstores with my tongue out
Monday 28th October - Gets head stuck in ferris wheel
Monday 29th October - Takes up goat coaching (or goatching), teaching goats how to headbutt
10/10
Přidáno: 3. října
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2 z 2 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1.0 hodin celkem
If you find yourself disinterested in this game, remember it was originally going to be called Call of Duty Goats.

Mere hours before the game was due to hit its last development milestone the publisher laid off the entire studio. The staff, disheartened but defiant, did what had to be done in order to release this simulation in it's place.

They managed to pull off both a substantial rewrite and upgrade on what was originally going to be yet another quick-to-the-bargain-bin cookie-cutter FPS game, though with an unusual twist: the alien invaders were hyper-advanced genetically engineered goats. The backstory was that their ancestors seeded this planet with goats millions of years ago in ultimately a futile attempt to supplant the human race. Now they've come back to finish the job and... well, history majors should know the rest (humanity prevails over alternate-future Nazi zombie goats).

So if you want to try your hand at a spectacular game that started out as something very, very different, then buy Goat Simulator today. The alien goat monitoring your CIA brain implant will thank you for it.
Přidáno: 11. října
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