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Koupit Goat Simulator: Soundtrack Edition

Includes the base game and original soundtrack

 

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3. prosince 2014

New patch is out!

Greetings goats!

You might be wondering why your Steam client is magically updating Goat Simulator. The answer is of course that we just released a new patch!

We've fixed a lot of issues, mainly achievement bugs, quests that didn't work, but we've also added some new achievements and you'll also be able to use the inventory as a mutator on the first two maps as well!

Here are the full patch notes:

General fixes:
The MMO level won’t autostart for new players.
Force Load button on the play menu to load out of date mods.
NPC now goat armor.
Start actor can now be rotated to view class.
XP bar no longer overflows.
Minimap now works for multiple players.
The Portal in Twistram is now open after completing DumbleDoor’s quest.
Resetting game now clears mutators.
Fixed issues with Flappy Goat not rendering.
The inventory is now a mutator that can be used on any map.
Dodo follow up quest now works.
NPC’s also reports as quest items so that you can bring McSlowpants on your inventry to the tavern.

Achievements
Fixed: Elfstreetboys
Fixed: Old Goat
Fixed: Powerhoof SMASH
Fixed: Maximum MLG Big Plays
Fixed: Angel Goat
Jousting Goat only granted when goat gets knocked by the horse.
Added two new achievements, “Love or Hate?” and “The Icelandic Experience” .

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20. listopadu 2014

Goat MMO Simulator is now LIVE!

The Goat MMO Simulator expansion has now been patched in for free to the base game. If you own Goat Simulator, it'll start downloading automatically. If you don't own Goat Simulator, then now is the perfect time to buy the game.

[note] if it doesn't start downloading automatically, restart Steam and it'll work!

Enjoy!

Here's the trailer for the new Goat MMO Simulator patch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY

And here's the feature list:

- Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave

- Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria

- Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what

- Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool

- Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram

- Faction warfare between goats and sheep

- MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real

- There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

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Informace o hře

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Systémové požadavky

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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1.4 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 16. října 2014
popici hra.. tuhle hru by si mel stahnout kazdej zapatej nerd nebo farmar, ktery miluje dojeni koz a vyrobu koziho syra.. hra je paradni, grafika uzasna, fyzika narez, nejdriv jsem myslel, ze si dam drzkou o stul, kdyz jsem tuhle hru videl, ale po tyhle hre si proste budete chtit koupit kozu i v realu, ktera vam na zahrade bude sekat travu a srat na chodniky.. btw na unreal enginu? asi nejlepsi moznost.. muzete se vyblbnout do aleluje, delate prakticky vsechny mozny p*coviny, ktery se v tyhle hre daji delat.. jezdite na kole (wtf to jako fakt?), litate s jetpackem (no tvl), ucastnite se satanistickych ritualu, diky kterym vasi koze hrabne a vyroste ji jakasi k*kotina s dalsima rohama na palici.. vyvojari tyhle hry se asi pri patecni kalbe dobre sjeli a delali bordel.. muzete totiz hrat i za zirafu a dalsi havet, ktera ma kopytka (minus za to, ze tam neni prase), ale to by postradalo ten spravnej vyznam, kdyz je to GOAT simulator, proto me udivuje, ze tam je zirafa, ale to je jedno.. rozhodne tuhle hru nedoporucuju epileptikum, protoze by nejspis z nekolika malo efektu, napr. vybuch benzinky AKA efekty samotneho Michaela Baye, dostali nemocni lide zachvat a zacli tancovat shuffle.. ale i tak si hra zaslouzi 10 kopytek z 10
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4.9 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 15. listopadu 2014
Hra se skvělým nápadem, který tvůrci maximálně využili. Je to sice kravina, ale je to zábavné - doporučuji všem trollerům.
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boží hra! miluju ji!
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Přidáno: 24. prosince 2014
NEJVÍC REKT
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2 z 3 osob (67%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
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Tato hra je revoluce evoluce v herni historiji litstva :D ne fak je to dobri film ve kterem vase koza neustle koka na zajimavou simulaci toho jak lidi tancuji svimi krasnimi botickami a ktomu je tam dedbau5 ooooo to je best pohadka v galaktickem sistemu jeto revoluce! doporucuji vsem prisnivcum milovnikum avatara zabijou tu ovecki cos je nepjekne aleto nevadi

hre davam 34789 bananovich koksu z 1342 jahodovich orankutanu 1000000000000/10 koupil bich znovu
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2 z 3 osob (67%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1.3 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 20. listopadu 2014
super hra prostě boži mužeš tam byt kral koza dabelska koza a dokonce dabelska koza a kralovska koza do hromady prostě super a kdyš tě asi 20 přejede auto je z tebe andělska koza a ta spomaluje pat a dokonce si na 2 mapce mužeš koupit hat prostě super:)a ten hrad kde se staneš kralovskou kozo je v ti věži a ten pergamen je na levo od šutru a tam dejte oběti a je zvas dabelska koza a ne jen to ten šutr de zhodit:)a na mapě 2 mužeš mit goat ridera a opravdu stoji si tuhle hru koupit tak jak na Steam tak v JRC určitě doporučuji jak řika sterakdary určitě stoji si vitahnout tech par € z peněženky a koupit si tuhle to hro mužu řict přimo nejlepši hru
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2.9 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 1. listopadu 2014
That´s best crazy game :D
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2 z 4 osob (50%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
10.0 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 20. listopadu 2014
Ther are evn elvez and dwarwrz like i dat mouvi i love it.10 oranges of 9 apples .
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5,196 z 6,154 osob (84%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
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5.4 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 20. listopadu 2014
Still a better MMO than The Elder Scrolls online.
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846 z 981 osob (86%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
23 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
8.5 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 27. listopadu 2014
Have been chatting to people for 3 hours until I realised I wasn't really playing online.

10/10 would talk to bots again
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1,572 z 1,938 osob (81%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
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5.4 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 26. listopadu 2014
the book was better
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1,363 z 1,740 osob (78%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
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10.5 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 12. listopadu 2014
Goat Simulator has a deep story line and boasts some of the best physics and graphics I've seen in any modern day game. The portrayal of each character is well thought-out and the achievements gained by playing the game are meaningful. Whether you are gracefully flying over a map after a large explosion, or helping a person cross the road, players of all ages are bound to enjoy this game. My grandmother watched me play the game, and now she has set up her own Steam account for the sole purpose of playing Goat Simulator. Even my dog Clifford is getting into it, and now has accumulated over 300 hours worth of solid gamplay. Coffee Stain Studios should be given a big pat on the back and a rousing round of applause.

11/10- Would lick again
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1,140 z 1,459 osob (78%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
15 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
25.0 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 20. listopadu 2014
Playing this game is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s something I can only do when I’m a goat.
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855 z 1,092 osob (78%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
21 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
1.3 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 7. října 2014
i'm a goat irl and this is an accurate representation of my people
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1,209 z 1,593 osob (76%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
13 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
6.4 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 4. listopadu 2014
I crashed into a garden party, set everyone on fire with a stove and dragged them into the forest, to sacrifice the people to satan, so I could become a demon goat.

10/10 would play again
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1,832 z 2,464 osob (74%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
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5.1 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 6. listopadu 2014
Licked a woman
did not get arrested

69/10 beastialty sim 2k14 IGN approves
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323 z 429 osob (75%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
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8.3 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 1. listopadu 2014
They say "don't knock it til you try it".... well, let's not go down that alley, but this on this other hand DEFINTIELY applies. It has Physics. It has a goat. It has Fire. It has a goat devil. What else do you really need.

This game is creative, it has a good sense of humour to it, and damn enjoyable, but also requires skill and patience to master different objectives and techniques.

Its something you can just pick up, have some fun, and come back to whenever you want to have some virtual destruction in your life.

Angry Goat/10 :)
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284 z 375 osob (76%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
4 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
1.5 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 20. listopadu 2014
This is by far the best Goat simulator game on the market today.
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710 z 1,003 osob (71%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
5.4 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 9. listopadu 2014
An incredibly accurate simulator of the life of a goat.
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283 z 385 osob (74%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
3 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
39.7 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 12. října 2014
I always knew there was something wrong with me. I licked people, I liked destroying fencing, and I enjoying ring-fighting goats. I never knew there were others like me. I stumbled apon this game and I needed it. I wanted it. I HAD to have it. Since I was poor, I had to have it gifted to me. Soon, it popped up in my gift inventory and I quickly started and dowloaded the game. I was transported to a land. A land of my people. I met other people like me. Or should I say goats like me. I soon had a family of goats. They were my best friends. Soon I decided it was the right time. I went to my doctor and decided to become a goat. After the surgery, I put my hooves on my keyboard and began playing. It felt wrong. I was making fun of my people. Soon, as a rebellion, I began acting out. At school, I would sprint down the hall and headbutt teachers and fellow students. They all laughed at me, they thought I was different. I logged back into Goat Sim and consoled with my people. Soon they advised me to continue. I skipped school the next day. I ran through my town, screaming and licking. The cops could not contain me. I ran to the petting zoo and let all of the goats free. We soon took over the world. Bow down to me, peasants, or join us, become a goat WITH US! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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