Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
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Data di rilascio: 1 apr 2014

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26 settembre

Mac/Linux Patch 1.1.29475

  • (Mac)Special characters in the steam profile name no longer cause a black screen with the beach-ball of death.
  • Gamepad support fixed.
  • (Mac)The mouse is captured correctly at startup.
  • The mouse is contained within the screens boundaries.
  • Reset keybindings now works.
  • You can now get the Involuntary QA achievement if the game crashes!
  • The Flappy Goat's hitbox is unchanged.
Enjoy!

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26 giugno

Mac and Linux versions now available!

Hey goats! The long awaited Mac and Linux ports are now finally availalble for everyone to enjoy. We've been working long and hard to make them happen, but now they're finally here.

The ports might still have a few issues but we will work hard to fix them asap. Please file any issues on the Steam forum or directly to our porter Ryan Gordon (@icculus) at his bugzilla.

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Goat Simulator é l'ultimo nella tecnologia di simulazione di una capra, portandoti la simulazione next-gen di una capra. Non devi più fantasticare di essere una capra,
i tuoi sogni si sono avverati! WASD per scrivere la storia.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator consiste nel causare più distruzione possibile vestendo i panni di una capra. É stato comparato ad un gioco old-school di skate, eccetto che essere uno skater, sei una capra, e invece di fare tricks, tu distruggi roba. Distruggi cose con stile, come fare un backflip mentre sfondi una finestra dando una testata ad un secchio, e guadagnerai anche più punti! Oppure puoi dare un'occhiata a Steam Workshop e creare le tue capre, livelli, missioni, e altro! Quando si parla di capre, neanche il cielo é un limite, poiché potresti attraversarlo e mandare in crash il gioco.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator é un gioco completamente stupido e, sinceramente, dovresti spendere i tuoi soldi in qualcos'altro, come un hula hoop,
una pila di mattoni, o forse racimolare soldi con i tuoi amici e comprare una vera capra.

Key Features

  • Puoi essere una capra
  • Ottieni punti demolendo cose - vantati di essere la capra alpha con gli amici
  • Supporto di Steam Workshop - crea le tue capre, livelli, missioni, modalità di gioco, e altro!
  • MILIONI DI BUG! Stiamo soltanto eliminando i crash-bug, tutto il resto é divertente e lo terremo
  • Nel gioco di fisica che incavolarti fuori tutto il tempo
  • Seriamente guarda il collo di quella capra
  • Puoi essere una capra

Requisiti di sistema

PC
Mac
Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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1 persone su 3 (33%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
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Pubblicata: 6 ottobre
molto bello
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80 persone su 112 (71%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
3.3 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 4 ottobre
One day the disciples had heard the end of this call firstborn.
"I was on goat dream last night, the tongue is a delight to fly cheolreok between town I went, I forgot Nine map was broken in a dream And then suddenly I feel so jotahseo.
I'm not broke, I saw the goat is not it?
So when was the goat in a dream to think that I did not know earlier nine maps.
But obviously I was breaking me in a dream.
So I applied to me, or do I have a dream I was a goat now?
I now really is the real me? What changed me or goat? "
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41 persone su 49 (84%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
1.3 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 7 ottobre
i'm a goat irl and this is an accurate representation of my people
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25 persone su 31 (81%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
7.1 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 2 ottobre
All these bad ratings don't know what they're doing, they obviously haven't seen a sombrero wearing ostrich ride a purple bike. 10/10
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23 persone su 28 (82%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
6.3 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 17 ottobre
If you have some green and love a sandbox, look no further. Hours of entertainment.
Women love it too. And who doesn't love a goat?
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19 persone su 21 (90%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
3.0 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 12 ottobre
Good game :) its good for people that have a sense of humor
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24 persone su 31 (77%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
2.8 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 13 ottobre
My girlfriend want to buy a goat farm
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19 persone su 23 (83%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
39.6 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 12 ottobre
I always knew there was something wrong with me. I licked people, I liked destroying fencing, and I enjoying ring-fighting goats. I never knew there were others like me. I stumbled apon this game and I needed it. I wanted it. I HAD to have it. Since I was poor, I had to have it gifted to me. Soon, it popped up in my gift inventory and I quickly started and dowloaded the game. I was transported to a land. A land of my people. I met other people like me. Or should I say goats like me. I soon had a family of goats. They were my best friends. Soon I decided it was the right time. I went to my doctor and decided to become a goat. After the surgery, I put my hooves on my keyboard and began playing. It felt wrong. I was making fun of my people. Soon, as a rebellion, I began acting out. At school, I would sprint down the hall and headbutt teachers and fellow students. They all laughed at me, they thought I was different. I logged back into Goat Sim and consoled with my people. Soon they advised me to continue. I skipped school the next day. I ran through my town, screaming and licking. The cops could not contain me. I ran to the petting zoo and let all of the goats free. We soon took over the world. Bow down to me, peasants, or join us, become a goat WITH US! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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22 persone su 29 (76%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
3.6 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 4 ottobre
Scarier than OUTLAST! Dont play this alone.
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38 persone su 59 (64%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
1.1 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 6 ottobre
So I like this game a lot, however it's a joke. Even jokes get old, and I know the people who created this game wanted to make people laugh by the physics. However, after 5 minutes of gameplay, it does get very boring...
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19 persone su 26 (73%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
2.2 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 9 ottobre
It's okay
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16 persone su 22 (73%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
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BAAA
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15 persone su 21 (71%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
0.3 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 15 ottobre
best. game. ever.
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8 persone su 10 (80%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
2.1 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 20 ottobre
This game is very cool
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7 persone su 9 (78%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
1.1 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 9 ottobre
When you first play this game, you may be like: ''Damn give me back my money''. But when you start playing it more and and do some stuff, well....you keep saying ''Damn give me back my money'' but in the very deep of ourselves, we know we love it. Its just a game to derp around if bored, lot of thinks to explore, really funny game.
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7 persone su 9 (78%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
5.0 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 25 ottobre
I'm a goat. Nuf sed.
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9 persone su 13 (69%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
5.3 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 7 ottobre
Must I say?
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21 persone su 36 (58%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
2.9 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 18 ottobre
"Goat Simulator...This game is Sooooooooo Random i love it ahahha the glitches LOOK AT TEH GLITCHES"

Now you never need to watch a let’s play of this game.

Goat Simulator is unsettlingly influential in the games industry with the creation of this we are now seeing a huge spike and increase in you tuber bait games (Eg: Rock simulator and Ampu-tea).

I could see this being and enjoyable 1 hour of fun for $1 and then everyone forgetting about it however to spite all logic and common sense this game exploded with popularity and coverage when it came out, everyday i would hear someone say to their friend "Hey have you heard about goat simulator...dude, the devs kept all the bugs in LOL" this word of mouth affect was definitely the most obnoxious part of this game but i suppose i should actually talk about the "Game-play"

Goat simulator is a Tony Hawk clone staring a goat and about six default unity character models that are repeated 20 times (guy in red, guy in blue, girl in red etc.) and that’s pretty much it. Some people would say it’s a physics sandbox... They would be wrong, the physics are as accurate and enjoyable as a college students first attempt at making a 3D ball bounce on their IMac, the "open world" is about the size of a child’s sand pit except half of it has been taken up by the big bully who mom is friends with your mom so you can’t do anything to him.

"What do you mean by this sand pit analogy" I hear you say well by this i mean that the world is there but there is no point interacting with it for example cars drive around but give no reaction to you aside from hitting you, they will just plow through anything regardless of how dumb it is to do so.

All this seems like minor nit-picks when you have the "wacky glitches" right? Glitches are like money, if you find it on the ground while going about your business you are happy and excited but if the government stars printing millions of $1 bills and leaves them on the ground the economy becomes inflated and that money is essentially worthless because there is so much of it lying around.

But what about the "wacky modifiers". Well the modifiers that are in the game (such as jet pack goat and evil goat) are uninteresting and dull, so let’s go over a few of the main ones them

Jetpack goat- Even less control and enjoyment then normally playing

Queen goat- Spawns more goats, Just in case your frame rate was too high

Minecraft goat- 80% of the people who buy this game will think this is the best idea ever.... i hate those people

This game is $10. That’s $10 to hear the same joke over and over again, $10 that could be spent on a KFC lunch which is much more enjoyable and probably won’t make you hate the gaming community. If you want a random glitchee experiment that won’t cost you money just wait till YouTube changes their layout.

0/10 would not even torrent
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4 persone su 4 (100%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
2.5 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 21 ottobre
3 words. Flying demon goat.
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3 persone su 3 (100%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
4.9 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 17 ottobre
Absolutley ♥♥♥♥. It's fun for like, the first 10 minutes, then gets boring as hell. Spend your 10 dollars on another game.
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