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Includes the base game and original soundtrack

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20 novembre

Goat MMO Simulator is now LIVE!

The Goat MMO Simulator expansion has now been patched in for free to the base game. If you own Goat Simulator, it'll start downloading automatically. If you don't own Goat Simulator, then now is the perfect time to buy the game.

[note] if it doesn't start downloading automatically, restart Steam and it'll work!

Enjoy!

Here's the trailer for the new Goat MMO Simulator patch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY

And here's the feature list:

- Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave

- Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria

- Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what

- Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool

- Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram

- Faction warfare between goats and sheep

- MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real

- There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

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20 novembre

Want to play Goat MMO Simulator? Read this!

Hi!

As you might know, Goat MMO Simulator will be a completely free update for everyone who owns Goat Simulator, and will be patched into the base game.

For those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY

This means that the current Goat MMO Simulator storepage is pretty unnecessary (right now we're just keeping it there to show you guys the trailer, screenshots, new features, etc.).

Once the update goes live, we'll remove the Goat MMO Simulator Steam store page. Once the page is gone, your Steam client should already have downloaded the update.

To recap: you won't need to buy or add anything else once the update goes live (should be around noon EST) Just let Goat Simulator update and you'll be able to jump into the Goat MMO Simulator expansion!

Hope you guys enjoy! :D

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Goat Simulator é l'ultimo nella tecnologia di simulazione di una capra, portandoti la simulazione next-gen di una capra. Non devi più fantasticare di essere una capra,
i tuoi sogni si sono avverati! WASD per scrivere la storia.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator consiste nel causare più distruzione possibile vestendo i panni di una capra. É stato comparato ad un gioco old-school di skate, eccetto che essere uno skater, sei una capra, e invece di fare tricks, tu distruggi roba. Distruggi cose con stile, come fare un backflip mentre sfondi una finestra dando una testata ad un secchio, e guadagnerai anche più punti! Oppure puoi dare un'occhiata a Steam Workshop e creare le tue capre, livelli, missioni, e altro! Quando si parla di capre, neanche il cielo é un limite, poiché potresti attraversarlo e mandare in crash il gioco.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator é un gioco completamente stupido e, sinceramente, dovresti spendere i tuoi soldi in qualcos'altro, come un hula hoop,
una pila di mattoni, o forse racimolare soldi con i tuoi amici e comprare una vera capra.

Key Features

  • Puoi essere una capra
  • Ottieni punti demolendo cose - vantati di essere la capra alpha con gli amici
  • Supporto di Steam Workshop - crea le tue capre, livelli, missioni, modalità di gioco, e altro!
  • MILIONI DI BUG! Stiamo soltanto eliminando i crash-bug, tutto il resto é divertente e lo terremo
  • Nel gioco di fisica che incavolarti fuori tutto il tempo
  • Seriamente guarda il collo di quella capra
  • Puoi essere una capra

Requisiti di sistema

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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4 persone su 8 (50%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
4.5 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 17 novembre
Bellissimo!!!!!
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3,753 persone su 4,432 (85%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
5.4 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 20 novembre
Still a better MMO than The Elder Scrolls online.
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
882 persone su 1,126 (78%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
10.5 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 12 novembre
Goat Simulator has a deep story line and boasts some of the best physics and graphics I've seen in any modern day game. The portrayal of each character is well thought-out and the achievements gained by playing the game are meaningful. Whether you are gracefully flying over a map after a large explosion, or helping a person cross the road, players of all ages are bound to enjoy this game. My grandmother watched me play the game, and now she has set up her own Steam account for the sole purpose of playing Goat Simulator. Even my dog Clifford is getting into it, and now has accumulated over 300 hours worth of solid gamplay. Coffee Stain Studios should be given a big pat on the back and a rousing round of applause.

11/10- Would lick again
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
517 persone su 674 (77%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
25.0 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 20 novembre
Playing this game is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s something I can only do when I’m a goat.
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
848 persone su 1,127 (75%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
6.4 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 4 novembre
I crashed into a garden party, set everyone on fire with a stove and dragged them into the forest, to sacrifice the people to satan, so I could become a demon goat.

10/10 would play again
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
1,390 persone su 1,892 (73%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
5.1 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 6 novembre
Licked a woman
did not get arrested

69/10 beastialty sim 2k14 IGN approves
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
534 persone su 729 (73%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
3.8 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 9 novembre
An incredibly accurate simulator of the life of a goat.
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210 persone su 283 (74%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
8.3 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 1 novembre
They say "don't knock it til you try it".... well, let's not go down that alley, but this on this other hand DEFINTIELY applies. It has Physics. It has a goat. It has Fire. It has a goat devil. What else do you really need.

This game is creative, it has a good sense of humour to it, and damn enjoyable, but also requires skill and patience to master different objectives and techniques.

Its something you can just pick up, have some fun, and come back to whenever you want to have some virtual destruction in your life.

Angry Goat/10 :)
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144 persone su 200 (72%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
23.1 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 10 novembre
Intro
Have you ever dreamed of being a goat? Exploring lands as a goat? Maybe smashing into cars and watching them blow up? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this game is for you! If you answered no to any of these questions, this game is for you!

Goat Simulator is a game in which you take on the role of a goat. An invincible goat, that is. You start in a small town with a party, construction site, and a satanist sacrifice forest. You can simply roam the city and explore, you can cause mass chaos and blow up gas containers or parked cars, you could become a sky diving goat and jump off a construction crane, hitch a ride on a paraglider, or get hit by a bus just because you can!

What you can do as a goat
  1. Fly with a jetpack uncontrollably
  2. Get hit by a bus
  3. Lick a bolder and throw it down at civilians having a barbeque
  4. Have a party and become DeadGoa7
  5. Get beet up by people in an ally
  6. Ride a bike
  7. Use your oh so powerful tongue of yours to hold onto a ferris wheel
  8. Swim by simply jumping in water and willing yourself to move
  9. Become an angel goat
  10. Become a devil goat
  11. Become a anything-you-eat-will-turn-into-a-bomb goat
  12. Go on the workshop and become a <fill in workshop item here> goat.
  13. Do anything else you've ever desired to do as a goat
  14. Run head on into a building/car and just fall down
  15. Scale walls with your amazing goat sprint jump ninja skills
  16. Run into civilians and hear them screem because they fell over and watch them glide up and run away
  17. Walk into a carnival, jump into a booth, people screem, trying to run away, and then say "Is that a goat??!"
Score: Goat/10 would play again

System Specs
CPU: AMD FX 8320 OC at 4.1GHz
GPU: EVGA GTX 760 OC
RAM: 8GB RAM
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
41 persone su 42 (98%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
4.5 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 26 novembre
The book was better
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
41 persone su 51 (80%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
1.5 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 20 novembre
This is by far the best Goat simulator game on the market today.
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
243 persone su 392 (62%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
8.9 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 7 novembre
I blew up a gas station and got a Michael Bay achievement. 10/10
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49 persone su 69 (71%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
21.5 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 22 novembre
I recommend this game for people who laugh at anything. If you get bored easily and are very critical about your video games, don't get it.
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
314 persone su 526 (60%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
8.7 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 6 novembre
It's fun for a few hours, maybe. I know I've played it more, but this game is basically YouTuber bait. It's funny on the exterior, but this game really doesn't have much to it.

Meh, 5/10. I wouldn't recommend it, though.
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
196 persone su 326 (60%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
4.8 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 11 novembre
Goat. Lick. Headbutt. Kill everything. Explosions. Lag. Ride a bikesickle. Get hit by a car. Jump off a skyscraper. More Goat. More lag. Giraffe, Penguin, Demon Goat, Ostrich. Jetpack.

10/9 would Goat again.
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
29 persone su 38 (76%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
0.4 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 26 novembre
Goat Simulator prevented my suicide.
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
54 persone su 84 (64%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
21.0 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 26 novembre
When I died in this... Rap died with me.
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
227 persone su 406 (56%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
3.3 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 8 novembre
Its like eating ice cream for hours . Fun for some time, then you get Diabetes and cold and you regret spending so much money on something that was just for the fun of it .

Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No
152 persone su 269 (57%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
10.0 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 1 novembre
If you like a game with no objective, 1080 backflips, and some of best goat physics this is the game.

79/100
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97 persone su 176 (55%) hanno trovato questa recensione utile
0.8 ore in totale
Pubblicata: 9 novembre
I can't really write a serious review about this game. It's not meant to be a serious game. However, that being said, it is very short of content for the price. You only get about thirty minutes of gameplay before you get absoultely bored out of your brain. The price should be at least halved, and at least that way you wouldn't regret buying it so much. Overall, do not buy this game. You can just watch a video or two on it and have exactly the same experience.
Questa recensione ti è stata utile? No