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"Simon's GOTY (Goat of the Year) 2014."
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8 giugno

Patch v1.3.42504

Patch notes for v1.3.42504

  • Texture streaming! woohoo! This means big memory savings.
  • Better mod support (you’re welcome Geneosis). And thank you btw.
  • All mods should now work on Mac/Linux
  • Greatly decreased workshop item size
  • Delete Local content should now work.
  • Better Mac and Linux optimization.
  • Interp Actor optimization.
  • Cull Distance optimization.
  • Some other random optimizations.
  • Stephen Hawking’s voice is now back.
  • Opening Main Menu no longer reloads the map.
  • Main Menu can now be opened from workshop levels.

  • MMO: Fixed Old Goat Quest.

  • GoatZ: Hunger rate decreased, you will survive longer without food.
  • GoatZ: You can now see quest rewards.
  • GoatZ: Added a No Hunger Mutator.
  • GoatZ: Achievement for finding all Trophies in GoatZ.
  • GoatZ: Fixed the issue where GoatZ wouldn't show in map list.

  • Lol, fire alarm just started beeping. Gonna have change b82rez again.

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5 maggio

GoatZ - new DLC for Goat Simulator!



That’s right. GoatZ is the latest DLC for Goat Simulator and it will be the only survival game on Steam that isn’t in Early Access!*

*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?

Watch the official trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq33Evr92Jc
Features

-Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
-Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
-You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
-Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
-A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
-Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)

The DLC will go live sometime around morning Pacific time on May 7th and will cost $4.99.

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Nuovo DLC disponibile

Riguardo questo gioco

Goat Simulator é l'ultimo nella tecnologia di simulazione di una capra, portandoti la simulazione next-gen di una capra. Non devi più fantasticare di essere una capra,
i tuoi sogni si sono avverati! WASD per scrivere la storia.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator consiste nel causare più distruzione possibile vestendo i panni di una capra. É stato comparato ad un gioco old-school di skate, eccetto che essere uno skater, sei una capra, e invece di fare tricks, tu distruggi roba. Distruggi cose con stile, come fare un backflip mentre sfondi una finestra dando una testata ad un secchio, e guadagnerai anche più punti! Oppure puoi dare un'occhiata a Steam Workshop e creare le tue capre, livelli, missioni, e altro! Quando si parla di capre, neanche il cielo é un limite, poiché potresti attraversarlo e mandare in crash il gioco.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator é un gioco completamente stupido e, sinceramente, dovresti spendere i tuoi soldi in qualcos'altro, come un hula hoop,
una pila di mattoni, o forse racimolare soldi con i tuoi amici e comprare una vera capra.

Key Features

  • Puoi essere una capra
  • Ottieni punti demolendo cose - vantati di essere la capra alpha con gli amici
  • Supporto di Steam Workshop - crea le tue capre, livelli, missioni, modalità di gioco, e altro!
  • MILIONI DI BUG! Stiamo soltanto eliminando i crash-bug, tutto il resto é divertente e lo terremo
  • Nel gioco di fisica che incavolarti fuori tutto il tempo
  • Seriamente guarda il collo di quella capra
  • Puoi essere una capra

Requisiti di sistema

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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Pubblicata: 2 maggio
So I was deciding whether to do a serious review on Goat Simulator because I haven't seen one on Steam; so rather than join the bandwagon of unfunny jokey reviews for the game, I'll stick to my guns...

Goat Simulator does exactly what it says on the tin; you play as a Goat, You cause havoc wherever you go; trashing, bashing, causing explosions, destroying houses, jumping on trampolines, basically anything you want. With plenty of interactive objects in the game, you can spend plenty of time wandering around never finding a dull moment.

The graphics in goat simulator are really nice. They aren't on the levels of Evolve or something, but for this type of game, you aren't really going to be playing for the top of the range graphics. The music and audio are exactly what you would expect here; derpy music in the background as you potter about the city, along with cries of fear from the civilians as the demon goat runs rampant.

There are three different areas in Goat Simulator; each zone is huge, ranging from theme parks, to crop fields, every building has something to do in it, every room has something to interact with or destroy. I honestly don't think there is anything wrong with either of the levels included here. There is nothing difficult in the game to do here at all. There are no real objectives, just an open world sandbox game where you do whatever you want, whenever you want.

I have managed to put about twenty hours into Goat Simulator; most of this time was playing on local screen co-op with my girlfriend, and then a couple more hours’ achievement hunting, and boy there is some pretty ridiculous achievements to do. Other than the developers openly coming out stating that they would not be fixing any bugs in the game, I had no real game breaking bugs, apart from sometimes falling through the world; however this was fixed easily by just respawning again.

If you want a game that is just purely for messing around in with no real aim and wanting some real stupidity, then Goat Simulator will give you plenty of fun; granted this type of game is not for everyone, I enjoyed it though.

If you found this review helpful, please consider giving it a thumbs up. You can also find more reviews over at http://www.completingthebackloggroup.com/
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Pubblicata: 10 luglio
Man where is your brain for give the ca$h to this idot game
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Pubblicata: 20 giugno
Tirato una testata ad un pallone a due metri dalla porta. Il pallone è andato in orbita. Achievement "Like Baggio".
11/10
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Pubblicata: 8 giugno
bello bello
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Skipping along as a goat like a boss
Sees a friendly looking group of people having a party
One of them is barbecuing something
He says "I used to be a goat."
To show my appreciation for his kind, I give him a friendly lick
He screams and falls face first into his grill and dies
His friends run over and begin dancing around his flaming corpse

10/10 Would grill again
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