Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
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Дата виходу: 19 лют 2014

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Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

Вимоги до системи

SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
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дуже схвальні (усього 537)
Щойно опубліковані
( 3.0 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 20 червня
*Playing a mission where you have to gather points*


-Oh god dammit.

*Playing a mission where you DESTROY EVERYTHING*

( 3.9 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 17 червня
First-person bullet hell game. It's pretty good, although it does suffer from the obvious issues of dodging overwhelming bullet patterns in first person. Lots of verticality, powerups, jumps pads, etc. Overall it's pretty fun.

( 4.2 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 8 червня
I actually got this game a long time ago but haven't played it until now. In short: it's absolutely wonderful. It's essentially a first person bullet hell shooter where you fly around with a jetpack and blow up massive robot bosses piece by piece. The action is intense and fun, but the atmosphere and character are actually what I love the most. It's funny, light hearted, and somehow there's an amazing amount of future-Boston world-building going on there. In fact, I alt-tabbed to write this review after hearing a robot boss sing a future sky version of Charlie and the MTA because that was the little lovely nugget that pushed me over the edge from merely enjoying the game to making sure to recommend it to everyone.
( 5.8 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 22 травня
This game is so good.
First person shooter mixed with bullethell and fuses that with a comical narrative.
It's kinda like getting high without the negative effects.
Good ♥♥♥♥.
( 2.1 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 19 травня
Well, Its Drunk, its Robot's, but im still looking for the pornography. Its like a 3d Bullet Hell Platformer, with a focus on Power ups, Giant robots, Some suprisingly funny humor and perhaps one of the catchiest theme songs ever made. 8/10!
( 13.3 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 19 травня
Betrayed. Abused. Disrespected. These are all feelings that DRP's antagonist must have felt before rebelling against his human overlord. These are also feelings you're likely to feel towards DRP's creators when playing certain levels on normal difficulty.

It took me 12 hours to play through DRP's 51 levels. I spent over 3 of those hours trying to beat a single level ("Tightrope"). I spent another 3 hours playing 3-4 other levels. It took me the same amount of time to beat the game's 46 other challenges, combined.

So, yeah. That was frustrating. I should have just beat those levels on Easy and moved on, but I forgot that was an option.

Anyway, besides that one complaint this game is awesome. Beautiful colors firing all over the place, genuinely amusing characters/dialogue, imaginative (and super fun) boss battles, competently executed platforming, and a real sense of chaos. You can't stand still in this game - you will die. You can't nerf in this game - you don't have enough time. You can't pick off this game's minions - they respawn too quickly. You're forced to go balls-to-the-wall with jetpacking and firing and constantly moving forward, because in front of you is a 5 story titan and behind you is a string of exploding minions.

Fun stuff.
( 17.0 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 18 травня
The game is in some ways very fun and challenging, but it is super bad for your health because you'll have enemies spawn on top of you and you'll run out of time before almost finishing off the 45th level and it'll catch you in a vicious cycle of not wanting to give up and also wanting to throw your monitor across the room. Once you finally beat it, you feel so much better but your lifespan was probably cut shorter by 10 days for each level. It's fun in patches but so bad for you - do not recommend.
( 1.8 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 13 травня
A game about carefully dismantling large robots using the power of gun.

It has guns that don't need reloading and jetpacks, making for very satisfying gameplay until Overwatch releases and then I'll promptly forget this game exists.
( 4.0 год. зареєстровано )
Додано: 11 травня
It's like Jumping Flash met Geometry Wars and had a amazing baby.

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3.0 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 20 червня
*Playing a mission where you have to gather points*


-Oh god dammit.

*Playing a mission where you DESTROY EVERYTHING*

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5.7 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 25 листопада 2013 р.
It's a pretty fun game for people who are:
A. Humans
B. Non-Humans
C. Christopher Walken
D. All of the Above

I have had serious fun with this game since early testing copies were sent out. The alpha builds that I have played have shown so much effort put into improving the experience for everybody. I am seriously psyched to see where the full version of this game leads one of Dejobaan's finest works from these early builds.
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6,125 з 8,337 людей (73%) вважають цю рецензію слушною
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8.3 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 19 лютого 2014 р.
You fly around with a jetpack shooting robot space hamburgers and collecting alcohol for points and then a giant robot comes out of nowhere and tries to kill you with a bunch of lasers.
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9.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 9 грудня 2013 р.
NOTE: The first half of this review was written before the release of the full game.

"A first person danmaku? That will never work!" Ohhh how wrong I was...

This is a spectacular game full of intense bullet dodging action and lots of shooting. It is so very satisfying to shoot the limbs off of a giant death machine and then blow up the core. Some of the missions that would be more "gimicky" are actually really solid (such as the muffin collecting which I adore. Srsly. Keep the collectables muffins.) The humor is wonderful and I can't wait to see what sort of fun changes the future of this game holds. To top it off the soundtrack is AMAZING. Every song is spot on and matches the lighthearted feel of the game.

The only issue I take is the difficulty curve. Some missions are aboslutely burtally hard while others are laughably easy. I'm sure that will get ironed out but it really doesn't detract from the overall game. This is a must own gem for anyone who likes a challenge and making things blow up.

Edit: Now that the full game is out I felt it was best that I update this. First and foremost I want to state that my opinion of the game has largely stayed the same in terms of its quality and fun factor so take my criticisms with a grain of salt.

First and foremost: The voice acting. It's good, quality voice acting and the dialouge is sharp and funny. It just... Was unneeded. The game was already hilarious with just the premise and I suppose if the dialogue was just limited to the suit talking and/or making some quips at the robots it would be fine. But I thought the limited story silent protagonist was fine. So i'm kind of on the fence about it. I'd have to lean toward not liking it though. (The threats by the robot bartender on the answering machine and the pestering news lady etc are hilarious though and need to be there) The voice of the pickups also changed which is fine but I kinda miss the original.

Secondly: The gun. Ohhhhh boy... Part of the funness of the gun was the feeling that you were just obliterating everything on screen. Especially with how you could see the bullets go faaaaaar and watch them break stuff. But the bullets were changed from spheres to these little illogical laser beams (not that there was much logic in this game in the first place) and some of their impact went away. I suppose its nitpicky for me to feel this way but I liked the spheres better. They felt more satisfying. I can see why they were possibly changed since th spheres could possibly hide bullets that you wanted to dodge, but it wasn't so problematic that it warrented a change. Maybe a small drop in opacity and thats it.

Thirdly: The graphics and sound. OH MY GOD ITS SO SHINY! also the sounds are wonderful. The sounds of the explosions rivals the ones in Colony Wars in terms of the satisfaction one gets from hearing them. Also, the bright and upbeat colors just make the entire game a treat to look at. Music is great too. If a soundtrack was released I'd put it on my iPod.

Again, this game is still a must buy. The addition of extra missions and the sheer insanity of this game is great. The difficulty makes it very fun and makes you want to keep playing. Now, due to REAL LIFE I havent' finished the game yet. Here's hoping they didn't remove the muffin collection missions. They were some of the best things in the early access.
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7.6 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 1 грудня 2014 р.
contrary to popular belief this is not a game you can play effectively with one hand
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Не рекомендована
3.8 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 20 лютого 2014 р.
I'm afraid i can't in the least bit recommend this game. I so wanted to love it, and it seriously looked amazing on the trailers.
It had such promise, and it manages to cash in pretty much none of that. There's no feeling of bullet hell of any sort, outside of the gun you're firing when it's actually powered up. You don't need to even concider dodging bullets or beams, because the game's bosses, titans, are actually extremely brittle, and it's trivial to shoot out their weapons in an instant, leaving them as little more than static pieces of scenery.

The only threat in the game comes from the seemingly infinitely spawning random little drone enemies, as well as an indescribably silly decision to put in a time limit.

The game looks great, the bosses look great, so much so, that i'm very sure 80% of the development time went for polishing the graphic quality, at the cost of such small, to them, seemingly less important concepts like gameplay, entertainment, or challenge. The intro song to the game is actually far more entertaining than the game itself, and i think whoever wrote that has a great career ahead of them.

It tells a great deal, that after 15 levels during the writing of this, the leaderboards have only 10 entries, where in the beginning, there were hundreds. The vast majority of people grew bored of the game in less than an hour. With that being said, i can't understand why there are so many positive reviews of it... One citing especially how it has improved over time. I would not have wanted to see the earlier revisions, then.

The creation of your own arena and boss would be an extremely interesting thing, and it was the main draw in the game for me... sadly, however, there's little to no enjoyment in the game, so there's little to no point in taking the effort of creating anything for it.

On a personal note, the vast majority of the game's in-level music is also awful, but it is easy to turn it off. I shouldn't need to do that, however. The music in the trailers are, outside of the theme song, the sole good tracks in the game. The rest are the worst of the worst kind of dubstep.

PS. I think the game would be far, far, far more interesting, if the health pools of the bosses were 10x the value of all parts combined, and you could not shoot off parts. The decision not to do a unified health system, but allow the players to completely make the bosses harmless baffles me to no end.
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4.2 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 21 лютого 2015 р.
There wasn't any porn.

8/10 It was okay
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11.1 год. зареєстровано
Додано: 20 червня 2015 р.
Way too much fun. Fast paced, Perfectly challenging, Awsomeness.

This game does so much perfectly:
- Great Platforming.
- The right amount of speed and control in your movements.
- Boss Battles and individual missions are fun as hell to play through.
- Shooting down titans bit by bit is incredably satisfying
- Some moments genuinely made me laugh.
- Cool Music
- Jetpacks.

It's ♥♥♥♥ing awesome. A perfect game if you want a fun and satisfying game.
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