Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
Gebruikersrecensies: Erg positief (425 recensies)
Releasedatum: 19 feb 2014

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"This is what happens when you give a robot bartender sentience. They build robot titans and rebel against humanity."

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Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:


SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Nuttige klantrecensies
21 van de 26 mensen (81%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
3.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 21 februari
There wasn't any porn.

8/10 It was okay
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10 van de 10 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
10.9 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 9 februari
AUDIO: Excellent                                                     AESTHETIC: Sleek
MEMORABILITY: Great                                           WORTH: Full Price

PROS: Battling against titans is much different than most FPS-style games. OST is worth a download, and is dazzling alongside the light show that is DRP. The story is humorous, and the audio voicemails left for the protagonist fill in the blanks nicely. There is an awesome workshop community for this game, and a reasonably-intuitive titan creator available in-game for you to begin your own contributions. Lots of story mode to go through.

CONS: Difficulty goes from ten second victories to 16 failures in a row. Learning to control boost and understanding your objective can be a bit challenging. Homing enemies make getting a good view of the titan, let alone sussing out its weakpoint, very hard and encourage blind shooting.

OVERALL: Where Wonderful End Of The World failed in understanding its own motif and style, DRP proves that Dejobaan can be stylish as hell and have finesse where it counts.

SCORE: 10/10
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5 van de 5 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
0.5 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 17 januari
It's a very fast-paced FPS with a nice sense of humor. Also, there are elaborate boss fights that capture the spirit of boss fights in 2D classics like Metal Slug and Raiden very well - no mean feat! What's not to like?
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4 van de 4 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
1 persoon vond deze recensie grappig
1.7 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 13 april
As with most porn sessions, you'll probably want to start with about an hour before getting into the good stuff. Maybe twice that if you're also drunk.

Seriously, this is a fun game to hop into every now and then to pass some time or destroy some stuff. It's pretty addicting with awesome personality. Later into the game there's a surprisingly high need to strategize, which is both fun and enraging.
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2 van de 2 mensen (100%) vonden deze recensie nuttig
12.7 uur in totaal
Geplaatst: 14 januari
This game is excellent! I got it in a bundle with a few others and I had never heard of it before. I launched it to find a super-catchy theme song that I still can't stop listening to. When I jump into the game, I'm greeted with a shooter style, arena match with a huge robot. Easy to learn, but gets really challenging later on. Exactly as it should be. Very fun to both watch and play. There are plenty of different levels and titans in the base game, and you can even fight player-created titans in player-created arenas! The only thing I would improve about this game would be more achievements, but otherwise I am very happy with this game and would recommend it to others.
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