Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
Användarrecensioner: Väldigt positivt (414 recensioner)
Utgivningsdatum: 19 feb, 2014

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"This is what happens when you give a robot bartender sentience. They build robot titans and rebel against humanity."

Om detta spel

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

Systemkrav

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Hjälpsamma kundrecensioner
98 av 127 personer (77%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
7.6 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 1 december, 2014
contrary to popular belief this is not a game you can play effectively with one hand
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
42 av 52 personer (81%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
4 tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
3.7 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 28 november, 2014
It's reallly fun. Like touhou, but in first person with lazers. Also, the title says it's porn. It's not porn unless you have a hard on for lazers and robots.


Which i do.

10 erections/10
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
15 av 15 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
13.9 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 30 november, 2014
Get your flops flipped...
Your Fedora's tipped...
Because you're gonna see some serious euphoria
after you get this motherf***in blunt of a game.
after beating numerous of touhou like shooting bosses who will desintegrate every single piece of sushi out of your japanese character, you'll be withered away in your dark corner with your waifu's dakimakura because you couldn't beat the Semi-final boss before the final boss,
who's the semi-boss of the bigger final Ultraboss!

LASERS!
VERTICAL LASER BEAMS!
HOMING PULSE CANNON SHOTS!
EVERYTHING AT ONCE, OCTAGONALLY MULTIPLIED.
ALSO COMES WITH "CREATE YOUR OWN FINAL BOSS"
BECAUSE WHO NEEDS STANDARD ENEMIES ANYWAY?
CREATE YOUR OWN HUGE A$$ OVERKILLING OP ROBOT
WITH MILLIONS OF LASERS SPINNING 360 DEGREES ON 3 DIFFERENT AXIS!
THE ULTIMATE BULLET HELL THAT'LL MAKE FLANDRE SCARLET SUCK ROBOTIC C*CKS
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
11 av 16 personer (69%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
0.6 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 15 december, 2014
The game's name has no link with the game whatsoever..... 10/10
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5 av 5 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
10.9 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 9 februari
AUDIO: Excellent                                                     AESTHETIC: Sleek
MEMORABILITY: Great                                           WORTH: Full Price

PROS: Battling against titans is much different than most FPS-style games. OST is worth a download, and is dazzling alongside the light show that is DRP. The story is humorous, and the audio voicemails left for the protagonist fill in the blanks nicely. There is an awesome workshop community for this game, and a reasonably-intuitive titan creator available in-game for you to begin your own contributions. Lots of story mode to go through.

CONS: Difficulty goes from ten second victories to 16 failures in a row. Learning to control boost and understanding your objective can be a bit challenging. Homing enemies make getting a good view of the titan, let alone sussing out its weakpoint, very hard and encourage blind shooting.

OVERALL: Where Wonderful End Of The World failed in understanding its own motif and style, DRP proves that Dejobaan can be stylish as hell and have finesse where it counts.

                                                    
SCORE: 10/10
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
18 av 32 personer (56%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
2.0 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 29 november, 2014
Buy the Game. Don't afraid with your Parents....Seriously NO PORNO
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
3 av 3 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
0.5 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 17 januari
It's a very fast-paced FPS with a nice sense of humor. Also, there are elaborate boss fights that capture the spirit of boss fights in 2D classics like Metal Slug and Raiden very well - no mean feat! What's not to like?
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2 av 2 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
3.6 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 26 december, 2014
If youre into bullet hells. Music is catchy too. Dont sing it outlout tho...
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2 av 2 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1.7 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 13 april
As with most porn sessions, you'll probably want to start with about an hour before getting into the good stuff. Maybe twice that if you're also drunk.

Seriously, this is a fun game to hop into every now and then to pass some time or destroy some stuff. It's pretty addicting with awesome personality. Later into the game there's a surprisingly high need to strategize, which is both fun and enraging.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
5 av 8 personer (63%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
0.9 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 2 januari
It's not about robot porn.
It's about taking reading porn drunken robots that gone berserk down.
(Floor is very slippery though)
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
10 av 18 personer (56%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
4.8 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 22 december, 2014
bruh.
robots.
lasers.
explosions.
also robots and lasers and explosions.
and the robots are really really really really really big sometimes.
yes.
buy this.
now.
seriously.
its kinda the best thing ever.
d00d.
buy it.
for realsiez its on sale and its not even 4 bucks right now.
come on.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
10 av 18 personer (56%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att den här recensionen var rolig
12.7 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 9 december, 2014
I LIKE TO PLAY AND WATCH DRUNKEN ROBOT PORNOGRAPHY. 10/10 MY FAV TYPE
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig
1 av 1 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
0.3 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 15 januari
Okay so when you read the title you're like "what the hell" and then you play the game and you go best game ever. If your looking for a fast paced shoot im up game this one is for you. Oh and stay in the main menu and listen to the possibly greatest intro song ever.
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1 av 1 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
2.9 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 23 januari
This is one of the most fun games I've played in a while, Extreme bullet hell and it got very hard very fast. Within the first half an hour the bullet hell was intense enough I actually had to think about what I was doing.


10/10
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1 av 1 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
12.7 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 14 januari
This game is excellent! I got it in a bundle with a few others and I had never heard of it before. I launched it to find a super-catchy theme song that I still can't stop listening to. When I jump into the game, I'm greeted with a shooter style, arena match with a huge robot. Easy to learn, but gets really challenging later on. Exactly as it should be. Very fun to both watch and play. There are plenty of different levels and titans in the base game, and you can even fight player-created titans in player-created arenas! The only thing I would improve about this game would be more achievements, but otherwise I am very happy with this game and would recommend it to others.
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1 av 1 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
3.2 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 2 april
Misleading Title

If you like flashy bullet hell games and electronic/dubstep-ish type music, you should buy this game
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1 av 1 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
5.9 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 18 mars
Amazing game
Starts of easy but some really challenging levels towards the end especially if you don't want to take any damage, you can also battle titans made by the community in arenas made by the community which is a really great feature.

I highly recommend this game to anyone that enjoys building and/or destroying giant robots in crazy battles.
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1 av 1 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
20.3 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 21 januari
This game is intense
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1 av 1 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
4.8 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 27 december, 2014
This is honestly some of the most fun that I have ever had on a game, let alone an indie game! The concept is unique and awesome, the gameplay is fastpaced and frantic, and the titans are a blast to take down! Get this game!!!!
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1 av 1 personer (100%) fann denna recension hjälpsam
8.6 timmar totalt
Upplagd: 9 maj
You bounce around and shoot some robots. It's pretty cool.
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