Get your flops flipped...
Your Fedora's tipped...
Because you're gonna see some serious euphoria
after you get this motherf***in blunt of a game.
after beating numerous of touhou like shooting bosses who will desintegrate every single piece of sushi out of your japanese character, you'll be withered away in your dark corner with your waifu's dakimakura because you couldn't beat the Semi-final boss before the final boss,
who's the semi-boss of the bigger final Ultraboss!
VERTICAL LASER BEAMS!
HOMING PULSE CANNON SHOTS!
EVERYTHING AT ONCE, OCTAGONALLY MULTIPLIED.
ALSO COMES WITH "CREATE YOUR OWN FINAL BOSS"
BECAUSE WHO NEEDS STANDARD ENEMIES ANYWAY?
CREATE YOUR OWN HUGE A$$ OVERKILLING OP ROBOT
WITH MILLIONS OF LASERS SPINNING 360 DEGREES ON 3 DIFFERENT AXIS!
THE ULTIMATE BULLET HELL THAT'LL MAKE FLANDRE SCARLET SUCK ROBOTIC C*CKS