Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
User reviews: Много положителни (295 reviews)
Дата на излизане: 19 февруари 2014

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Закупуване на Drunken Robot Pornography

Закупуване на Drunken Robot Pornography 3-Pack

Includes 3 copies of the game. 1 copy for yourself and 2 to give to friends.

 

Препоръчано от куратори

"Showed at PAX East 2014."

Относно тази игра

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

Системни изисквания

PC
Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Полезни рецензии от клиенти
2 от 2 човека (100%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
1.0 изиграни часа
In order to get the full experience from this game It's highly recommended to be eyther:

1: Drunk
2: Nakid

Or any combination of the two.
Публикувани: 8 октомври
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1 от 1 човека (100%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
1.4 изиграни часа
This game is so stupid that it's awesome!
5 stars!
Публикувани: 2 октомври
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1 от 2 човека (50%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
0.2 изиграни часа
I had high expectations for this game but it failed to deliver. One gun for the entire game? Come on!

Get Tower of Guns instead.
Публикувани: 1 октомври
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1 от 4 човека (25%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
0.1 изиграни часа
Terrible gunplay - look at enemy, hold button down until enemy is gone.
Публикувани: 28 септември
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3.9 изиграни часа
Keep doing what you do, Dejobaan. Weird and repetitive, game mechanics be damned. Building a robot is damn near impossible to do without training. Endless waves serve for a relaxing experience.
Публикувани: 25 септември
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12.7 изиграни часа
Great fun, bonkers, as usual not as funny as a funny game thinks it is, but a visual treat and generally not boring, although a few of the levels are SO HARD... drop it to Easy once you pass level 40 and you'll probably have more fun... I spent hours failing some levels on Normal.
Публикувани: 12 октомври
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2.4 изиграни часа
a very fun game and very addictive 100% no porn
Публикувани: 4 октомври
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1.8 изиграни часа
THe fact that it makes no logical sense makes it even better. A bullet hell on OH SO MANY drugs.
Публикувани: 9 октомври
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8.4 изиграни часа
A wacky bullet-hell type FPS with personality up to the mountains. Fluent controls, a nice futuristic look and sound, and plenty of levels to tackle make this a title to play. Imagine if this had multiplayer? It would be insane.
Публикувани: 16 октомври
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4.7 изиграни часа
While the name itself might be a bit..off, the game is a blast to play. And I quite literally mean a blast.

You assume the role of Reuben Matsumoto, an owner of a local bar that used robots as service employees. Unfortunately for Reuben, one of his robots, named Tim, had a change of heart. He went rogue, and decided to take ALL of your robots with him. Oh, and he burned down your bar. Just because.

The game takes you on a wild journey through the city, fighting robots left and right. These robots very in size, from being as tiny as a cube, to being as tall as the Eiffel Tower (/s). Drunken Robot Pornography also brings something new to the table, in the form of a bullet hell FPS. Think of it as shooting anything and everything while dodging anything & everything from your perspective of your own eyes.

The game also features a robot maker, so you can design your own for others to see in the Workshop. Who knows, maybe Tim-senpai might notice it. Totally won't steal the design for his own use.
Публикувани: 20 октомври
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0.6 изиграни часа
Fun. Very silly: giant (as in, some of them are "Sweet Merciful Crap!" giant) ludicrous robots are attacking Future Boston, which apparently will be laid out like Quake 3/UT maps that involved lots of jump pads. Cool, polygonal enemy design with bright colors.

Individual levels/challenges are very fast and self-contained, so you can jump into the game for just a few minutes if you want a quick frag break.

Excellent humor. Pretty great soundtrack, too.

(Note: I was given a free download code by the developer. Still would think the game was fun regardless, but I'm putting that out there if anyone thinks it's important.)
Публикувани: 24 октомври
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62 от 89 човека (70%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
1.3 изиграни часа
Best porn I have seen in a looooooong time.
Публикувани: 12 юни
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12 от 14 човека (86%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
17.0 изиграни часа
I kind of suck at this game but still I kind of love it. It's a meat boy kind of experience when you never feel like you are quite good enough but still you feel kind of awesome all the time, even when you are dying horribly.

Are you good at dodging bullets? Jumping and flying a jetpack? Shooting robots? Shooting bigger robots? Collecting martinis? All at the same time on small platforms that you really should try not to miss while doing allt he jumping, shooting and collecting? If so, good luck!

One thing I truly love in this game is that it's quite easy to make your own big ♥♥♥ robots and amazing maps in the in game editor. Also it got a great community =)
Публикувани: 30 април
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45 от 75 човека (60%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
0.5 изиграни часа
I thought there was porn
Публикувани: 1 юли
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26 от 42 човека (62%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
4.3 изиграни часа
I was very excited to get my hands on this one. Very very excited. It was awesome for the first couple hours.
It's a very fun game until you get to the TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE "no weapons, collect-a-thons".
Why Dejobaan games put in these levels I have no idea. They completely ruin the game for me.
You must collect bottles and "bank" them to score points. Everytime you get hit you lose a chunk of your collected bottles. It's not so bad at first, but shortly it gets to the point where you can't move around without slamming into something, usually multiple things in a row, and you lose all your collected bottles. Not only that but it is timed, so you basically need to get it all in one bank or you'll fail. AND THEY TAKE AWAY YOUR GUN! the difficulty in some of these levels is a sharp incline because the number of enemies increases exponentially, and you can't clear a f@#$ing path. OH- Some also have no floor, so if you miss your landing by avoiding an enemy, you lose all your bottles.

INCREDIBLY frustrating. I can't recommend this until these levels are fixed. Whats a "bullet hell" where they take away your guns? I don't remember that being a thing.

MORE TIME -or- MORE BOTTLES -or- LESS ENEMIES -or- GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN GUN!
Публикувани: 27 юни
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4 от 4 човека (100%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
4.8 изиграни часа
Downsides:
- The game progresses way too fast. I had passed three levels by the time I figured the controls out. I have no idea how the first few titans even looked like.
- The gameplay itself is way too slow-paced even though I expected a 3D bullet hell. Bullets/lasers, enemies and I are too slow. This disappointed me the most.
- Easy. The enemies are stupid, predictable and fragile. Their weak points are brightly highlighted on titans as they fall apart after a few shots. It is as though they wanted to remind the players of transiency of life. Time seems to be the only major constraint (which further contributes to the allegory). There are few levels I would call challenging.
- Expensive. The price is too high for a game that almost feels unfinished.

Upsides:
+ The game overall is very fun.
+ Dejobaan Games' absurd and cnidarian sense of humour.
+ Nice references sprinkled around make the game a lot more entertaining.
+ "Provoking" soundtrack.
+ Bright graphics make you really feel in a Douglas Adams inspired gaudy cyberpunk world.
+ Allows me to change my FoV. I wish more games let me do this.

Overall, I recommend this if you are looking for simple fun and don't have high expectations from the price.
Публикувани: 2 август
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4 от 5 човека (80%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
2.2 изиграни часа
I was told there would be porn.
Публикувани: 4 август
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4 от 5 човека (80%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
0.5 изиграни часа
There was no pornography, I was disappointed.
Публикувани: 12 септември
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6 от 9 човека (67%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
0.4 изиграни часа
Finally a porn game on steam with 18+ robot porn
Robot on robot/Gears/Bolts/bullets
Публикувани: 12 юни
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2 от 2 човека (100%) сметнаха тази рецензия за полезна
4.2 изиграни часа
Witty fun, if you like the Portal games style of humor but thought that there wasn't enough seizure inducing chaos, this is the game for you.
Публикувани: 12 юни
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