Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
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Veröffentlichung: 19. Feb. 2014

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"This is what happens when you give a robot bartender sentience. They build robot titans and rebel against humanity."

Über dieses Spiel

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

Systemvoraussetzungen

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
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4 von 5 Personen (80%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
2.7 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 27. Oktober
Story: 5/10 Drunken Robot Pornography
Ideen: 10/10 2D Spiel in 3D Genial
Grafik: 7/10 erinnert sehr an Portel
Gameplay: 9/10 gute Steuerung die das Spiel nicht unfair macht
Spielspass: 08/10 echt schwer, gibt aber beim Levelsieg einen tolles Gefühl

Fazit: Drunken Robot Pornography ist ein unvergleichliches Spiel was man ausser mit alten 2D spielen mit keinem anderen vergleichen kann.

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44 von 47 Personen (94%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
8.8 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 19. November
Drunken Robot Pornography has a unique concept to go along with its memorable title. You take control of Reuben Mastumoto, who is having a real bad day. He accidentally made his robot bartender, Tim, self-aware and presumably being slightly freaked out by this, Tim burned down Reuben's bar and stole all the other robot staff members.Now Reuben has to defend Boston from Tim and the awesome titans he's created from the former bar staff. The premise of Drunken Robot Pornography is absurd but it's the basis of a solid game that blends the massive bosses of a bullet-hell shmup and the tight first-person shooter arenas of something like Quake III.The levels are broken out into individual, self-contained challenges. It’s a first-person shooter and you have a jetpack, and each stage is a multi-tiered jungle gym in which you bounce around and blast away at endless waves of enemies. It doesn’t take long after you begin the stage for the boss, always in the form of a giant, menacing robot, to appear and the real fight to begin. While there’s technically a story in DRP, it mostly hangs in your periphery as you focus on mastering the mechanics of the movement and combat.Completing each stage is not as straight-forward as simply staying alive long enough to deplete the boss’s health. The stages are timed so you also have to be swift in carrying out your attack, which is tough when you’re constantly on the move, avoiding enemy fire and chasing power-ups.While the premise of DRP is interesting and the gameplay challenging, I felt the level design left a lot to be desired. It’s frustrating to be constantly fighting the controls, not because they’re bad, but because your attention is split between maneuvering around the stage and shooting stuff. Also, the bosses themselves are somewhat cookie-cutter, at least in function, so sometimes it can get repetitive.The giant robot bosses look really cool, though, and you can tell the developers put a lot of work into the visual presentation of them.DRP follows a fortunate trend in the indie game scene and boasts an interesting visual style and an electric soundtrack. It’s certainly fun to look at, and the array of electronic beats suit the style of the game perfectly.Comic relief comes from a robot partner who you never see but is always talking, usually alerting you when your health is low but also taking the time to crack jokes that are actually funny. Drunken Robot Pornography is a game that is bursting with style but somewhat lacking in substance. After a while the gameplay gets a bit repetitive as, after all, each stage is essentially a glorified boss fight. Still, there’s a great challenge and lots of fun to be had here, and the packed in editor almost certainly guarantees that interesting new content will always be right around the corner.
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133 von 193 Personen (69%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
0.5 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 31. Oktober
expected porn.




♥♥♥♥ is not porn
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25 von 26 Personen (96%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
8.4 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 16. Oktober
A wacky bullet-hell type FPS with personality up to the mountains. Fluent controls, a nice futuristic look and sound, and plenty of levels to tackle make this a title to play. Imagine if this had multiplayer? It would be insane.
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95 von 148 Personen (64%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
2.2 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 3. November
Worst fap session ever
10/10 would fap again
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20 von 21 Personen (95%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
12.7 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 12. Oktober
Great fun, bonkers, as usual not as funny as a funny game thinks it is, but a visual treat and generally not boring, although a few of the levels are SO HARD... drop it to Easy once you pass level 40 and you'll probably have more fun... I spent hours failing some levels on Normal.
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18 von 20 Personen (90%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
0.6 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 24. Oktober
Fun. Very silly: giant (as in, some of them are "Sweet Merciful Crap!" giant) ludicrous robots are attacking Future Boston, which apparently will be laid out like Quake 3/UT maps that involved lots of jump pads. Cool, polygonal enemy design with bright colors.

Individual levels/challenges are very fast and self-contained, so you can jump into the game for just a few minutes if you want a quick frag break.

Excellent humor. Pretty great soundtrack, too.

(Note: I was given a free download code by the developer. Still would think the game was fun regardless, but I'm putting that out there if anyone thinks it's important.)
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13 von 13 Personen (100%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
15.8 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 16. November
When i first started DRP, i was a bit disappointed : i was expecting epic battles against mega robots, and all i was getting was robots seemingly made of cardboard (because they were dying in 15s), or score/checkpoints chasing arenas. Moreover, the controls felt too floaty, especially when on the ground.

But I trust Dejobaan, who have yet to disappoint me with a game. So i kept at it, and boy am i glad i did. What seemed like a small game with 15-20 levels, is actually chock full of robots and the difficulty rises slowly but surely. Soon, i was getting into tense fights with robots that seemingly wouldn't die despite the huge firepower i was throwing at them.

I like that there is both a platforming aspect, trying to maneuver your jetpacks where you need to, but also a tactical one. Since you're on a timer, you need to figure out the best path to maximize the damages to the Titans, while getting all the vital power-ups you need. Dwell around too much, and the clock will be the death of you.

DRP packages this challenging game into a very nice shell. First the graphisms, with grandiose, colorful arenas that are a nice changes to the usual "gritty brownish" of many games. Second the soundtrack, which is all over the place in a positive way : one arena will have dubstep, while the next will be more jazzy, and the next one will offer yet another ambiance... Very nice mix all around :). Finally, the silly-in-a-good-way Dejobaan humor ties the story and the gameplay in a nice way.

I still find the controls a bit too floaty for my tastes, but I've mostly adapted to that, and i can't deny the adrenaline rush this game provides me. You dance around countless lasers, you tear off bits and pieces of the Titan one by one, while you keep moving to avoid the smaller enemies and seeker projectives. DRP is really EPIC BATTLES AGAINST GIANT ROBOTS.
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74 von 124 Personen (60%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
0.7 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 1. Juli
I thought there was porn
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44 von 73 Personen (60%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
1.0 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 8. Oktober
In order to get the full experience from this game It's highly recommended to be eyther:

1: Drunk
2: Nakid

Or any combination of the two.
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10 von 11 Personen (91%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
4.7 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 20. Oktober
While the name itself might be a bit..off, the game is a blast to play. And I quite literally mean a blast.

You assume the role of Reuben Matsumoto, an owner of a local bar that used robots as service employees. Unfortunately for Reuben, one of his robots, named Tim, had a change of heart. He went rogue, and decided to take ALL of your robots with him. Oh, and he burned down your bar. Just because.

The game takes you on a wild journey through the city, fighting robots left and right. These robots very in size, from being as tiny as a cube, to being as tall as the Eiffel Tower (/s). Drunken Robot Pornography also brings something new to the table, in the form of a bullet hell FPS. Think of it as shooting anything and everything while dodging anything & everything from your perspective of your own eyes.

The game also features a robot maker, so you can design your own for others to see in the Workshop. Who knows, maybe Tim-senpai might notice it. Totally won't steal the design for his own use.
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14 von 19 Personen (74%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
7.6 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 1. Dezember
contrary to popular belief this is not a game you can play effectively with one hand
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16 von 25 Personen (64%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
1.3 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 12. November
Lots of Robots who were probably drunk, no Pornography. Unless robots ♥♥♥♥ through lasers, then yeah, lots of pornography.
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7 von 8 Personen (88%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
4.8 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 2. August
Downsides:
- The game progresses way too fast. I had passed three levels by the time I figured the controls out. I have no idea how the first few titans even looked like.
- The gameplay itself is way too slow-paced even though I expected a 3D bullet hell. Bullets/lasers, enemies and I are too slow. This disappointed me the most.
- Easy. The enemies are stupid, predictable and fragile. Their weak points are brightly highlighted on titans as they fall apart after a few shots. It is as though they wanted to remind the players of transiency of life. Time seems to be the only major constraint (which further contributes to the allegory). There are few levels I would call challenging.
- Expensive. The price is too high for a game that almost feels unfinished.

Upsides:
+ The game overall is very fun.
+ Dejobaan Games' absurd and cnidarian sense of humour.
+ Nice references sprinkled around make the game a lot more entertaining.
+ "Provoking" soundtrack.
+ Bright graphics make you really feel in a Douglas Adams inspired gaudy cyberpunk world.
+ Allows me to change my FoV. I wish more games let me do this.

Overall, I recommend this if you are looking for simple fun and don't have high expectations from the price.
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12 von 18 Personen (67%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
1.8 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 9. Oktober
THe fact that it makes no logical sense makes it even better. A bullet hell on OH SO MANY drugs.
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6 von 7 Personen (86%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
5.9 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 21. September
A solid experience that should satisfy fans of score attack and hardcore games. But i wouldn't recommend it to a friend, it's a bit too bare bones and arcady for me to recommend to anybody. Also it's very frustrating when they take away your gun and forces you to collect items within a time limit while the game throws so many bullets at you that it's literally impossible to dodge. there seem to be no patterns like in normal bullet hell games either, just a randomized clusterf*ck of bullets. but all this is pretty subjective and is not to say that the game is bad. it may just be me who is bad. if you got skill and this game seems like your jam then i say it probably is. the humor is also great, as expected of dejobaan.
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3 von 3 Personen (100%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
4.0 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 3. November
This is different from mainstream shooter for following reasons:
- Easy aiming, no normal gun mechanics such as recoil, reload, random spread.
- Focus on movements across large area and landing on where you need to.
- Robotic titans created by robot bartender gone berserk!
- Bosses break apart as you shoot it, weaken as battle progresses.
Fun, challenging, and satisfying when you literally break down boss fight. I recommend this game as a nice 3d platformer. There's occasional framerate hitch when new things appear, but it is a minor issue.
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4 von 5 Personen (80%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
2.5 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 2. August
I like first person shooters. I like shmups. It's like a first person shooter and a shmup hooked up, tried to use plan b but the baby was just not gonna go out like that. And now it wants revenge.
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6 von 9 Personen (67%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
11.2 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 9. Dezember
I LIKE TO PLAY AND WATCH DRUNKEN ROBOT PORNOGRAPHY. 10/10 MY FAV TYPE
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12 von 21 Personen (57%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
2.0 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 29. November
Buy the Game. Don't afraid with your Parents....Seriously NO PORNO
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