Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
Uživatelské recenze: Velmi kladné (410 recenzí)
Datum vydání: 19. úno. 2014

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Includes 3 copies of the game. 1 copy for yourself and 2 to give to friends.

 

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"This is what happens when you give a robot bartender sentience. They build robot titans and rebel against humanity."

Informace o hře

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

Systémové požadavky

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Užitečné recenze od zákazníků
65 z 74 osob (88%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
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8.8 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 19. listopadu 2014
Drunken Robot Pornography has a unique concept to go along with its memorable title. You take control of Reuben Mastumoto, who is having a real bad day. He accidentally made his robot bartender, Tim, self-aware and presumably being slightly freaked out by this, Tim burned down Reuben's bar and stole all the other robot staff members.Now Reuben has to defend Boston from Tim and the awesome titans he's created from the former bar staff. The premise of Drunken Robot Pornography is absurd but it's the basis of a solid game that blends the massive bosses of a bullet-hell shmup and the tight first-person shooter arenas of something like Quake III.The levels are broken out into individual, self-contained challenges. It’s a first-person shooter and you have a jetpack, and each stage is a multi-tiered jungle gym in which you bounce around and blast away at endless waves of enemies. It doesn’t take long after you begin the stage for the boss, always in the form of a giant, menacing robot, to appear and the real fight to begin. While there’s technically a story in DRP, it mostly hangs in your periphery as you focus on mastering the mechanics of the movement and combat.Completing each stage is not as straight-forward as simply staying alive long enough to deplete the boss’s health. The stages are timed so you also have to be swift in carrying out your attack, which is tough when you’re constantly on the move, avoiding enemy fire and chasing power-ups.While the premise of DRP is interesting and the gameplay challenging, I felt the level design left a lot to be desired. It’s frustrating to be constantly fighting the controls, not because they’re bad, but because your attention is split between maneuvering around the stage and shooting stuff. Also, the bosses themselves are somewhat cookie-cutter, at least in function, so sometimes it can get repetitive.The giant robot bosses look really cool, though, and you can tell the developers put a lot of work into the visual presentation of them.DRP follows a fortunate trend in the indie game scene and boasts an interesting visual style and an electric soundtrack. It’s certainly fun to look at, and the array of electronic beats suit the style of the game perfectly.Comic relief comes from a robot partner who you never see but is always talking, usually alerting you when your health is low but also taking the time to crack jokes that are actually funny. Drunken Robot Pornography is a game that is bursting with style but somewhat lacking in substance. After a while the gameplay gets a bit repetitive as, after all, each stage is essentially a glorified boss fight. Still, there’s a great challenge and lots of fun to be had here, and the packed in editor almost certainly guarantees that interesting new content will always be right around the corner.
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89 z 113 osob (79%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
4 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
7.6 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 1. prosince 2014
contrary to popular belief this is not a game you can play effectively with one hand
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37 z 46 osob (80%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
3.7 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 28. listopadu 2014
It's reallly fun. Like touhou, but in first person with lazers. Also, the title says it's porn. It's not porn unless you have a hard on for lazers and robots.


Which i do.

10 erections/10
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21 z 21 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
15.8 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 16. listopadu 2014
When i first started DRP, i was a bit disappointed : i was expecting epic battles against mega robots, and all i was getting was robots seemingly made of cardboard (because they were dying in 15s), or score/checkpoints chasing arenas. Moreover, the controls felt too floaty, especially when on the ground.

But I trust Dejobaan, who have yet to disappoint me with a game. So i kept at it, and boy am i glad i did. What seemed like a small game with 15-20 levels, is actually chock full of robots and the difficulty rises slowly but surely. Soon, i was getting into tense fights with robots that seemingly wouldn't die despite the huge firepower i was throwing at them.

I like that there is both a platforming aspect, trying to maneuver your jetpacks where you need to, but also a tactical one. Since you're on a timer, you need to figure out the best path to maximize the damages to the Titans, while getting all the vital power-ups you need. Dwell around too much, and the clock will be the death of you.

DRP packages this challenging game into a very nice shell. First the graphisms, with grandiose, colorful arenas that are a nice changes to the usual "gritty brownish" of many games. Second the soundtrack, which is all over the place in a positive way : one arena will have dubstep, while the next will be more jazzy, and the next one will offer yet another ambiance... Very nice mix all around :). Finally, the silly-in-a-good-way Dejobaan humor ties the story and the gameplay in a nice way.

I still find the controls a bit too floaty for my tastes, but I've mostly adapted to that, and i can't deny the adrenaline rush this game provides me. You dance around countless lasers, you tear off bits and pieces of the Titan one by one, while you keep moving to avoid the smaller enemies and seeker projectives. DRP is really EPIC BATTLES AGAINST GIANT ROBOTS.
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12 z 12 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
13.9 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 30. listopadu 2014
Get your flops flipped...
Your Fedora's tipped...
Because you're gonna see some serious euphoria
after you get this motherf***in blunt of a game.
after beating numerous of touhou like shooting bosses who will desintegrate every single piece of sushi out of your japanese character, you'll be withered away in your dark corner with your waifu's dakimakura because you couldn't beat the Semi-final boss before the final boss,
who's the semi-boss of the bigger final Ultraboss!

LASERS!
VERTICAL LASER BEAMS!
HOMING PULSE CANNON SHOTS!
EVERYTHING AT ONCE, OCTAGONALLY MULTIPLIED.
ALSO COMES WITH "CREATE YOUR OWN FINAL BOSS"
BECAUSE WHO NEEDS STANDARD ENEMIES ANYWAY?
CREATE YOUR OWN HUGE A$$ OVERKILLING OP ROBOT
WITH MILLIONS OF LASERS SPINNING 360 DEGREES ON 3 DIFFERENT AXIS!
THE ULTIMATE BULLET HELL THAT'LL MAKE FLANDRE SCARLET SUCK ROBOTIC C*CKS
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26 z 40 osob (65%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
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1.3 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 12. listopadu 2014
Lots of Robots who were probably drunk, no Pornography. Unless robots ♥♥♥♥ through lasers, then yeah, lots of pornography.
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11 z 14 osob (79%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
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0.6 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 15. prosince 2014
The game's name has no link with the game whatsoever..... 10/10
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4 z 4 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
10.9 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 9. února
AUDIO: Excellent                                                     AESTHETIC: Sleek
MEMORABILITY: Great                                           WORTH: Full Price

PROS: Battling against titans is much different than most FPS-style games. OST is worth a download, and is dazzling alongside the light show that is DRP. The story is humorous, and the audio voicemails left for the protagonist fill in the blanks nicely. There is an awesome workshop community for this game, and a reasonably-intuitive titan creator available in-game for you to begin your own contributions. Lots of story mode to go through.

CONS: Difficulty goes from ten second victories to 16 failures in a row. Learning to control boost and understanding your objective can be a bit challenging. Homing enemies make getting a good view of the titan, let alone sussing out its weakpoint, very hard and encourage blind shooting.

OVERALL: Where Wonderful End Of The World failed in understanding its own motif and style, DRP proves that Dejobaan can be stylish as hell and have finesse where it counts.

                                                    
SCORE: 10/10
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18 z 31 osob (58%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
2.0 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 29. listopadu 2014
Buy the Game. Don't afraid with your Parents....Seriously NO PORNO
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9 z 14 osob (64%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
4.8 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 22. prosince 2014
bruh.
robots.
lasers.
explosions.
also robots and lasers and explosions.
and the robots are really really really really really big sometimes.
yes.
buy this.
now.
seriously.
its kinda the best thing ever.
d00d.
buy it.
for realsiez its on sale and its not even 4 bucks right now.
come on.
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3 z 3 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.5 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 17. ledna
It's a very fast-paced FPS with a nice sense of humor. Also, there are elaborate boss fights that capture the spirit of boss fights in 2D classics like Metal Slug and Raiden very well - no mean feat! What's not to like?
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5 z 7 osob (71%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.9 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 2. ledna
It's not about robot porn.
It's about taking reading porn drunken robots that gone berserk down.
(Floor is very slippery though)
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10 z 17 osob (59%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
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12.7 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 9. prosince 2014
I LIKE TO PLAY AND WATCH DRUNKEN ROBOT PORNOGRAPHY. 10/10 MY FAV TYPE
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17 z 31 osob (55%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.2 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 8. listopadu 2014
No robot pornography 0/10
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2 z 2 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1.7 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 13. dubna
As with most porn sessions, you'll probably want to start with about an hour before getting into the good stuff. Maybe twice that if you're also drunk.

Seriously, this is a fun game to hop into every now and then to pass some time or destroy some stuff. It's pretty addicting with awesome personality. Later into the game there's a surprisingly high need to strategize, which is both fun and enraging.
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1 z 1 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
5.9 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 18. března
Amazing game
Starts of easy but some really challenging levels towards the end especially if you don't want to take any damage, you can also battle titans made by the community in arenas made by the community which is a really great feature.

I highly recommend this game to anyone that enjoys building and/or destroying giant robots in crazy battles.
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12.7 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 14. ledna
This game is excellent! I got it in a bundle with a few others and I had never heard of it before. I launched it to find a super-catchy theme song that I still can't stop listening to. When I jump into the game, I'm greeted with a shooter style, arena match with a huge robot. Easy to learn, but gets really challenging later on. Exactly as it should be. Very fun to both watch and play. There are plenty of different levels and titans in the base game, and you can even fight player-created titans in player-created arenas! The only thing I would improve about this game would be more achievements, but otherwise I am very happy with this game and would recommend it to others.
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1 z 1 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.3 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 15. ledna
Okay so when you read the title you're like "what the hell" and then you play the game and you go best game ever. If your looking for a fast paced shoot im up game this one is for you. Oh and stay in the main menu and listen to the possibly greatest intro song ever.
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1 z 1 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2.9 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 23. ledna
This is one of the most fun games I've played in a while, Extreme bullet hell and it got very hard very fast. Within the first half an hour the bullet hell was intense enough I actually had to think about what I was doing.


10/10
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3.1 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 2. dubna
Misleading Title

If you like flashy bullet hell games and electronic/dubstep-ish type music, you should buy this game
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