Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
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Data lansării: 19 feb., 2014

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Cumpără Drunken Robot Pornography

Cumpără Drunken Robot Pornography 3-Pack

Includes 3 copies of the game. 1 copy for yourself and 2 to give to friends.

 

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"This is what happens when you give a robot bartender sentience. They build robot titans and rebel against humanity."

Despre acest joc

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

Cerinţe de sistem

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
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56 din 62 oameni (90%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
8.8 ore înregistrate
Postat: 19 noiembrie, 2014
Drunken Robot Pornography has a unique concept to go along with its memorable title. You take control of Reuben Mastumoto, who is having a real bad day. He accidentally made his robot bartender, Tim, self-aware and presumably being slightly freaked out by this, Tim burned down Reuben's bar and stole all the other robot staff members.Now Reuben has to defend Boston from Tim and the awesome titans he's created from the former bar staff. The premise of Drunken Robot Pornography is absurd but it's the basis of a solid game that blends the massive bosses of a bullet-hell shmup and the tight first-person shooter arenas of something like Quake III.The levels are broken out into individual, self-contained challenges. It’s a first-person shooter and you have a jetpack, and each stage is a multi-tiered jungle gym in which you bounce around and blast away at endless waves of enemies. It doesn’t take long after you begin the stage for the boss, always in the form of a giant, menacing robot, to appear and the real fight to begin. While there’s technically a story in DRP, it mostly hangs in your periphery as you focus on mastering the mechanics of the movement and combat.Completing each stage is not as straight-forward as simply staying alive long enough to deplete the boss’s health. The stages are timed so you also have to be swift in carrying out your attack, which is tough when you’re constantly on the move, avoiding enemy fire and chasing power-ups.While the premise of DRP is interesting and the gameplay challenging, I felt the level design left a lot to be desired. It’s frustrating to be constantly fighting the controls, not because they’re bad, but because your attention is split between maneuvering around the stage and shooting stuff. Also, the bosses themselves are somewhat cookie-cutter, at least in function, so sometimes it can get repetitive.The giant robot bosses look really cool, though, and you can tell the developers put a lot of work into the visual presentation of them.DRP follows a fortunate trend in the indie game scene and boasts an interesting visual style and an electric soundtrack. It’s certainly fun to look at, and the array of electronic beats suit the style of the game perfectly.Comic relief comes from a robot partner who you never see but is always talking, usually alerting you when your health is low but also taking the time to crack jokes that are actually funny. Drunken Robot Pornography is a game that is bursting with style but somewhat lacking in substance. After a while the gameplay gets a bit repetitive as, after all, each stage is essentially a glorified boss fight. Still, there’s a great challenge and lots of fun to be had here, and the packed in editor almost certainly guarantees that interesting new content will always be right around the corner.
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186 din 266 oameni (70%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
7 de oameni au găsit amuzantă această recenzie
0.5 ore înregistrate
Postat: 31 octombrie, 2014
expected porn.




♥♥♥♥ is not porn
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36 din 38 oameni (95%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
8.4 ore înregistrate
Postat: 16 octombrie, 2014
A wacky bullet-hell type FPS with personality up to the mountains. Fluent controls, a nice futuristic look and sound, and plenty of levels to tackle make this a title to play. Imagine if this had multiplayer? It would be insane.
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135 din 205 oameni (66%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
8 de oameni au găsit amuzantă această recenzie
2.7 ore înregistrate
Postat: 3 noiembrie, 2014
Worst fap session ever
10/10 would fap again
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23 din 24 oameni (96%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
12.7 ore înregistrate
Postat: 12 octombrie, 2014
Great fun, bonkers, as usual not as funny as a funny game thinks it is, but a visual treat and generally not boring, although a few of the levels are SO HARD... drop it to Easy once you pass level 40 and you'll probably have more fun... I spent hours failing some levels on Normal.
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38 din 50 oameni (76%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
10 de oameni au găsit amuzantă această recenzie
7.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 1 decembrie, 2014
contrary to popular belief this is not a game you can play effectively with one hand
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20 din 23 oameni (87%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 24 octombrie, 2014
Fun. Very silly: giant (as in, some of them are "Sweet Merciful Crap!" giant) ludicrous robots are attacking Future Boston, which apparently will be laid out like Quake 3/UT maps that involved lots of jump pads. Cool, polygonal enemy design with bright colors.

Individual levels/challenges are very fast and self-contained, so you can jump into the game for just a few minutes if you want a quick frag break.

Excellent humor. Pretty great soundtrack, too.

(Note: I was given a free download code by the developer. Still would think the game was fun regardless, but I'm putting that out there if anyone thinks it's important.)
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15 din 15 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
15.8 ore înregistrate
Postat: 16 noiembrie, 2014
When i first started DRP, i was a bit disappointed : i was expecting epic battles against mega robots, and all i was getting was robots seemingly made of cardboard (because they were dying in 15s), or score/checkpoints chasing arenas. Moreover, the controls felt too floaty, especially when on the ground.

But I trust Dejobaan, who have yet to disappoint me with a game. So i kept at it, and boy am i glad i did. What seemed like a small game with 15-20 levels, is actually chock full of robots and the difficulty rises slowly but surely. Soon, i was getting into tense fights with robots that seemingly wouldn't die despite the huge firepower i was throwing at them.

I like that there is both a platforming aspect, trying to maneuver your jetpacks where you need to, but also a tactical one. Since you're on a timer, you need to figure out the best path to maximize the damages to the Titans, while getting all the vital power-ups you need. Dwell around too much, and the clock will be the death of you.

DRP packages this challenging game into a very nice shell. First the graphisms, with grandiose, colorful arenas that are a nice changes to the usual "gritty brownish" of many games. Second the soundtrack, which is all over the place in a positive way : one arena will have dubstep, while the next will be more jazzy, and the next one will offer yet another ambiance... Very nice mix all around :). Finally, the silly-in-a-good-way Dejobaan humor ties the story and the gameplay in a nice way.

I still find the controls a bit too floaty for my tastes, but I've mostly adapted to that, and i can't deny the adrenaline rush this game provides me. You dance around countless lasers, you tear off bits and pieces of the Titan one by one, while you keep moving to avoid the smaller enemies and seeker projectives. DRP is really EPIC BATTLES AGAINST GIANT ROBOTS.
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57 din 94 oameni (61%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
3 de oameni au găsit amuzantă această recenzie
1.0 ore înregistrate
Postat: 8 octombrie, 2014
In order to get the full experience from this game It's highly recommended to be eyther:

1: Drunk
2: Nakid

Or any combination of the two.
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11 din 12 oameni (92%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
4.7 ore înregistrate
Postat: 20 octombrie, 2014
While the name itself might be a bit..off, the game is a blast to play. And I quite literally mean a blast.

You assume the role of Reuben Matsumoto, an owner of a local bar that used robots as service employees. Unfortunately for Reuben, one of his robots, named Tim, had a change of heart. He went rogue, and decided to take ALL of your robots with him. Oh, and he burned down your bar. Just because.

The game takes you on a wild journey through the city, fighting robots left and right. These robots very in size, from being as tiny as a cube, to being as tall as the Eiffel Tower (/s). Drunken Robot Pornography also brings something new to the table, in the form of a bullet hell FPS. Think of it as shooting anything and everything while dodging anything & everything from your perspective of your own eyes.

The game also features a robot maker, so you can design your own for others to see in the Workshop. Who knows, maybe Tim-senpai might notice it. Totally won't steal the design for his own use.
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12 din 14 oameni (86%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
2 de oameni au găsit amuzantă această recenzie
3.0 ore înregistrate
Postat: 28 noiembrie, 2014
It's reallly fun. Like touhou, but in first person with lazers. Also, the title says it's porn. It's not porn unless you have a hard on for lazers and robots.


Which i do.

10 erections/10
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15 din 22 oameni (68%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
2.0 ore înregistrate
Postat: 9 octombrie, 2014
THe fact that it makes no logical sense makes it even better. A bullet hell on OH SO MANY drugs.
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19 din 30 oameni (63%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
1.3 ore înregistrate
Postat: 12 noiembrie, 2014
Lots of Robots who were probably drunk, no Pornography. Unless robots ♥♥♥♥ through lasers, then yeah, lots of pornography.
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4 din 4 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
0.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 15 decembrie, 2014
The game's name has no link with the game whatsoever..... 10/10
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4 din 4 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
2 de oameni au găsit amuzantă această recenzie
13.9 ore înregistrate
Postat: 30 noiembrie, 2014
Get your flops flipped...
Your Fedora's tipped...
Because you're gonna see some serious euphoria
after you get this motherf***in blunt of a game.
after beating numerous of touhou like shooting bosses who will desintegrate every single piece of sushi out of your japanese character, you'll be withered away in your dark corner with your waifu's dakimakura because you couldn't beat the Semi-final boss before the final boss,
who's the semi-boss of the bigger final Ultraboss!

LASERS!
VERTICAL LASER BEAMS!
HOMING PULSE CANNON SHOTS!
EVERYTHING AT ONCE, OCTAGONALLY MULTIPLIED.
ALSO COMES WITH "CREATE YOUR OWN FINAL BOSS"
BECAUSE WHO NEEDS STANDARD ENEMIES ANYWAY?
CREATE YOUR OWN HUGE A$$ OVERKILLING OP ROBOT
WITH MILLIONS OF LASERS SPINNING 360 DEGREES ON 3 DIFFERENT AXIS!
THE ULTIMATE BULLET HELL THAT'LL MAKE FLANDRE SCARLET SUCK ROBOTIC C*CKS
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5 din 6 oameni (83%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
3 de oameni au găsit amuzantă această recenzie
2.2 ore înregistrate
Postat: 5 septembrie, 2014
I can explain.
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15 din 26 oameni (58%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
o persoană a găsit amuzantă această recenzie
2.0 ore înregistrate
Postat: 29 noiembrie, 2014
Buy the Game. Don't afraid with your Parents....Seriously NO PORNO
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3 din 3 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
4.0 ore înregistrate
Postat: 3 noiembrie, 2014
This is different from mainstream shooter for following reasons:
- Easy aiming, no normal gun mechanics such as recoil, reload, random spread.
- Focus on movements across large area and landing on where you need to.
- Robotic titans created by robot bartender gone berserk!
- Bosses break apart as you shoot it, weaken as battle progresses.
Fun, challenging, and satisfying when you literally break down boss fight. I recommend this game as a nice 3d platformer. There's occasional framerate hitch when new things appear, but it is a minor issue.
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8 din 13 oameni (62%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
5.9 ore înregistrate
Postat: 21 septembrie, 2014
A solid experience that should satisfy fans of score attack and hardcore games. But i wouldn't recommend it to a friend, it's a bit too bare bones and arcady for me to recommend to anybody. Also it's very frustrating when they take away your gun and forces you to collect items within a time limit while the game throws so many bullets at you that it's literally impossible to dodge. there seem to be no patterns like in normal bullet hell games either, just a randomized clusterf*ck of bullets. but all this is pretty subjective and is not to say that the game is bad. it may just be me who is bad. if you got skill and this game seems like your jam then i say it probably is. the humor is also great, as expected of dejobaan.
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2 din 2 oameni (100%) consideră această recenzie folositoare
1.7 ore înregistrate
Postat: 23 septembrie, 2014
WHERE CAN I GET THIS SOUNDTRACK!!! Seriously this is what I love about random steam games that pop up in my "Things you might like" list. Ok so Drunken Robot Pornography [DRP] for short is a first person boss battle bullet hell, and to say this game is a sensory overload is an understatement, this game takes your senses and throws them into a cannon aimed at the moon then fires, you are constantly being barraged by stuff, there's enemies constantly comming at you, the music fits the mood and the level, the graphics are beautiful, and the banter between suit and Matimoto is pretty damn hilarious, and the good thing about the game is that it is only hard if you suck, if you're stuck on a level, keep trying it takes a little bit to get into the swing of things but that's about it, the control scheme is so easy WASD to move, aim with the mouse, LMB shoots things, RMB activates your special ability [assuming you managed to pick one up] speaking of special abilities if you happen to have the Orbital Friendship Cannon, any titan you come across is toast, at times it seems like the game is a bit to easy, but luckily there is the community out there constantly making new maps, and titans, not to mention Drunken Robot Battle Royale, this game is worth the 14 dollars, and hell if you have the extra cash pick up the 3 pack, give it to your friends, they'll love you for it, I think.
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