I really wanted to like this game. I REALLY did.
It was creative, the voice acting was surprisingly good, and the game was overall pretty clever and genuinely funny. However, this does not save it from the fires of hell which it should be condemned to.
For one: the game's multiplayer (like everyone says) is completely broken. Broken beyond belief. I mean seriously, how hard is it to make it a decent multiplayer game? Better yet, how hard could it possibly be to fix it if there is something wrong with it.
Everytime Vlad the totally generic vampire shows up there is a cut scene. For some reason when he stops talking I am trapped in the stupid scene and can't move, can't fight, and I have to just sit there and watch my friend do all the fighting; because for some odd reason there is NO way around this. My friend has to kill me and get to the next scene so I can actually move again, and guess who decides to show up again?....Vlad...and guess what happens next...another stupid cutscene.
Now this wouldn't be so bad...If there wasn't a cut scene every 2 minutes. So basically the game is just me watching my friends play the game and me...being dead.
Another thing wrong with this game is the controls:
I have nothing against the controls themselves, but jesus christ it's impossible to combine spells into different spells and combine those spells into other spells. When will you have time for this?! Not will goblins are beating the daylights out of you. Plus certain spells cancell out other spells.
"Oh you want to run fast, while casting say a fire spell?"
WELL, TOO BAD SON!
Overall I'd give this a 4/10 because clever writing doesn't atone for bad programming.