Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.
Évaluations des utilisateurs : Plutôt négative (410 évaluation(s))
Date de parution: 19 déc 2013
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Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.

Besides heavy machinery like cutter, feller buncher and puller the player can finally simply use a chainsaw for working in the woods. With all this, the Woodcutter Simulator 2013 offers the players a great feeling.

Features

  • Work with the chainsaw in 1st-person-view
  • Direct delivery with trucks
  • New forest areas with new tasks
  • Day and night phases and varying weather
  • Realistic physics
  • Challenging Missions
  • Detailed graphic and carefully crafted environment

Steam Version includes all Gold Content


  • New low-loading truck
  • New Objects and Quests
  • Additional Missions
  • New Vehicle for chipped wood production

Configuration requise

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 2,4 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 6800GT, ATI Radeon HD 3650
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 3,0 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce GTX 560, ATI Radeon HD 6970
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
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22 personne(s) sur 26 (85%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
3 personnes ont trouvé cette évaluation amusante
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Posté le : 14 décembre 2014
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥? I stand eagly in front of the dark barked tree, ready to cut it down, and show it who's boss.
Instead "You are not in the right position".
How can I possibly continue my life if I cannot even simply use a chainsaw to cut down a tree!
I'd like to thank Jesus, my mom and Pig for their guidance, but I have turned out as a failure.


♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ shit ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing piece of ♥♥♥♥ game i will slice your head into pieces using a ♥♥♥♥ing chainsaw you ♥♥♥♥♥
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13 personne(s) sur 14 (93%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
1 personne a trouvé cette évaluation amusante
0.6 heures en tout
Posté le : 27 décembre 2014
This is the best horrible game simulator I've ever played.
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14 personne(s) sur 18 (78%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
2 personnes ont trouvé cette évaluation amusante
0.2 heures en tout
Posté le : 26 décembre 2014
*installs*

*boots game on third try*

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

*smashes fist into keyboard*

*exits game*

*uninstalls forever*
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12 personne(s) sur 16 (75%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
2 personnes ont trouvé cette évaluation amusante
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Posté le : 31 décembre 2014
Buy this if you're intrested in dying
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9 personne(s) sur 11 (82%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
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Posté le : 24 décembre 2014
So do you like to go to the dentist and get a root canal without any freezing or pain killers?
If so this may be the game for you.

OK a bit harsh, but seriously unless your thinking about going to get a job as a tree faller working only in the suburbs there is no reason to look at this game.

Game:
You cut things down
You walk around going to things to cut down

Pro:
It runs on my machine
It came free in a bundle
It is what it says it is
At least there is no steam cards - so I didn't have to play this for 3 hours to get all the cards

Cons:
It runs on my machine (and now I have to get a priest in to resanctify the hard drive)
It came free in a bundle (and I overpaid for the game)
It is what it says it is (and I wish it wasn't)
It can with no steam cards (that I could sell to make this game worth my time)

If you want to buy this game, seek help.
Only buy it as a gift for somebody you dislike (and you want them to hate you)
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8 personne(s) sur 10 (80%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
1 personne a trouvé cette évaluation amusante
0.1 heures en tout
Posté le : 14 mars
Would i say pay full pirce? -Hell no
Is it good? - Nope

why am i rating it up and giving the game 5/10?

I laughed very hard at how stupid some of the things you can do are.... from being able to walk through a house and trees.
Or a van that launches you hundreds of Ft in the air :)
Dont get it unless its in some super cheap bundle of games.
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7 personne(s) sur 10 (70%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
1 personne a trouvé cette évaluation amusante
11.6 heures en tout
Posté le : 19 février
Woodcutter Simulator 2013 is an exciting simulation game. I would firstly like mention that games such as this must captivate you with its simplest mechanics - and WCS13 does exactly this. Each tree felled offers a rollercoaster of emotions, it makes one feel things that they have not felt since they were a child, emotions such as pure innocent euphoria.

I have "cut" hours from games such as DotA 2 and MineCraft in order to play WCS13, and I am glad I did. WCS13 has not only boosted my confidence and ability as a lumberjack in real life, but has also improved my organisational skills and ability to meet dead-lines. You see, the in depth job-assignment-system (JAS) requires the player to continually think about the most efficient method to complete the given task. Boy, those dead-lines are indeed heart racing. But they are as exhilarating as they are rewarding. With each cash payment for your job you know you are closer to purchasing the next vehicle that will further your experience in WCS13.

Despite all this, the creators of the game were still able to produce such a charming yet casual sound-track. The catchy, upbeat songs will have you almost jumping out of your seat ready to dance!

I give this game five cleared Brazilian Rainforests out of five.
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2 personne(s) sur 2 (100%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
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Posté le : 31 décembre 2014
a top of the line chainsaw-that-for-some-odd-reason-draws-marker-lines-on-trees sim. 0/10 actually feels like work
Also crashes when I try to load a game.
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2 personne(s) sur 2 (100%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
0.5 heures en tout
Posté le : 2 janvier
Woodcutter Simulator 2013... for the most LAZYASS, most useless lumberjack in all of us!
You won't get to satisfyingly swing and dig the blade of your axe/chainsaw/machete into the bark of any tree. The button does it for you! Best consolidation of woodcutting essentials lumped into one handy click of a button.
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2 personne(s) sur 2 (100%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
0.2 heures en tout
Posté le : 31 mai
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
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You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position

Also even tho my ♥♥♥ has no legs it would still run better than this garbage
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1 personne(s) sur 1 (100%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
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0.3 heures en tout
Posté le : 18 décembre 2014
I'd rather have to swim in a 1km pool filled with nothing but LEGO and everytime you touched one, they'd ear ♥♥♥♥ you with Darude - Sandstorm
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1 personne(s) sur 1 (100%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
1 personne a trouvé cette évaluation amusante
0.4 heures en tout
Posté le : 19 décembre 2014
Even though I got this in a bundle and it cost 25 pence I still feel cheated. Should be called "standing in front of a brown cylinder and pressing the space bar" simulator. 1 star unsubscribe.
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2 personne(s) sur 3 (67%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
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Posté le : 21 mai
Growing up as a child, I was not like ordinary children thinking I wanted to be a police officer or fire fighter. I myself at the age of 9 decided that I want to be a woodcutter for a living. Sadly when I hit 16 I lost my legs in a deadly logging accident and because of it, I can no longer pursue my dream job of woodcutting. I have been in deep depression until now. I was browsing Steam and I found some developer actually made a simulator of my dream job and I thanked lord Gaben for everything. I launched the game and man does the music sooth me. Also when you actually get in the game, your character runs at sanic speeds, making me feel like I have legs again. And the best part of the game, the woodcutting. Oh man are the physics spot on and I do admire the game very much. Thank you devs for allowing me to live my dream job in virtual reality <3

But in all honesty peeps, this game blows more ♥♥♥ then a butt pirate. DO NOT BUY IT!
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5,434 personne(s) sur 5,640 (96%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
4 personnes ont trouvé cette évaluation amusante
3.3 heures en tout
Posté le : 29 décembre 2013
So I walked for two hours to get my van, then I drove for an hour to get to the forest to cut down a tree. I watched as the tree fell, a single tear went down my face. I looked at my mission log, and there was a new mission. I then realized I had to cut down another tree that was 2 hours away. I got in my van and began to drive. It was then that I made the decision to drive 70mph into a building. Because only death could save me from this wooded hell.
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7 personne(s) sur 7 (100%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
5.1 heures en tout
Posté le : 30 janvier 2014
After 5 hours into this game, the first thing I can say about this game is that this is not a SIMULATOR. The name should be "Woodcutter: The Arcade Game 2013".

Why ? Because all you have to do in this game is accept the mission : go to the spot highlighted on the minimap, place yourself in front of tress and press "SPACE". That's all !
Why should we watch an automated sequence (always the same, and often buggued) for almost 45 SECONDS ! And that's not the worse, the physic model is just hilarious, step on a dead tree and you can fly up to 45 meters ! The drive experience is just as hilarious as in farming simulator, but worse. You can pass through every element (even tress !) except houses. There's no AI traffic, no humans in town or in manufactories. This game is a total deception for me (even tutorials aren't working, I only have a video with no sound at all...)
So, I DO NOT recommend this game for the moment. I do not know if developpers want to patch the game, but for now, it's just disappointing.

Dear developpers, if you can read me, please patch your game.
> Allow us to really cut the trees (no QTE, thanks)
> Allow us to buy some lands or build some constructions (houses, manufactory...), like in farming simulator. I just want my own land to manage my little forest, take trees to my manufactory, and making some furniture or matches with it and sell it to another player (or to AI in solo game).
> Add AI pedestrians, vehicles and life to your game. Solo mode is like walking in a ghost town.

To finish, I want to add that I've not tried the multiplayer game. But by judging the solo mode, I do not see that this mode provides.
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6 personne(s) sur 6 (100%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
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Posté le : 25 décembre 2013
Pour l'instant, ce jeu à énormément de problèmes qui rendent le jeu impossible à jouer, les véhicules et les arbres passe au travers du sol et on se retrouve coincé ou dans l'espace...,

et même si on fait un "reset" du vehicule, il reste coincé dans le sol..., Game over, veuillez réessayé de nouveau...,

on recomance une nouvelle partie, et la même chose se reproduit..., game over, veuillez recommencé, meilleur chance la prochaine fois...,

on commence encore une nouvelle partie et encore le même problème, game over, fin de partie, veuillez ne pas recommancer, merci de nous avoir encouragé...
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5 personne(s) sur 7 (71%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
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Posté le : 19 décembre 2013
Trop chère pour ce jeux
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1 personne(s) sur 1 (100%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
3.1 heures en tout
Posté le : 19 juin 2014
Amazing game. Some won't understand because they don't have the skill to play this masterpiece.

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725 personne(s) sur 811 (89%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
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Posté le : 19 décembre 2013
This game sucks. The chainsaw gives you the most money per tree, everything else earns you less so there is no point in buying machinery. You also move the fastest while on foot, when strafing, the vehicles are super slow. Oh and you also fall through the terrain constantly, there is even a button for resetting your vehicle when it happens so it's not like the developers didn't know about it.
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451 personne(s) sur 535 (84%) ont trouvé cette évaluation utile
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Posté le : 19 décembre 2013
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!
This game is atrocious and is unfinished.
The gameplay is so repetitive and boring, you cannot see other players, if you run up cars you go flying into the air.
Would have had more fun ripping out my eyeballs.
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