Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.
Käyttäjäarvostelut: Enimmäkseen kielteinen (382 arvostelua)
Julkaisupäivä: 19. joulu, 2013
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Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.

Besides heavy machinery like cutter, feller buncher and puller the player can finally simply use a chainsaw for working in the woods. With all this, the Woodcutter Simulator 2013 offers the players a great feeling.

Features

  • Work with the chainsaw in 1st-person-view
  • Direct delivery with trucks
  • New forest areas with new tasks
  • Day and night phases and varying weather
  • Realistic physics
  • Challenging Missions
  • Detailed graphic and carefully crafted environment

Steam Version includes all Gold Content


  • New low-loading truck
  • New Objects and Quests
  • Additional Missions
  • New Vehicle for chipped wood production

Järjestelmävaatimukset

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 2,4 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 6800GT, ATI Radeon HD 3650
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 3,0 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce GTX 560, ATI Radeon HD 6970
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
Hyödylliset arvostelut
24/31 (77%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
0.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 5. lokakuu, 2014.
I have had painful eye surgery and I still consider the time I spent in this game as the most painful experience of my life.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
43/65 (66%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
1.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 12. lokakuu, 2014.
What Wood Jesus Do?
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
21/27 (78%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 31. lokakuu, 2014.
Not a simulator. Just a failure.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
12/13 (92%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 1. syyskuu, 2014.
To all those who are unable to get this game to run, consider yourselves extremely lucky! As is typical of most low-budget 'sims' these days, this game is absolutely unplayable, with no clipping, weird movements, no easily understood goals. It's utter junk.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
8/8 (100%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 14. joulukuu, 2014.
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥? I stand eagly in front of the dark barked tree, ready to cut it down, and show it who's boss.
Instead "You are not in the right position".
How can I possibly continue my life if I cannot even simply use a chainsaw to cut down a tree!
I'd like to thank Jesus, my mom and Pig for their guidance, but I have turned out as a failure.


♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ shit ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing piece of ♥♥♥♥ game i will slice your head into pieces using a ♥♥♥♥ing chainsaw you ♥♥♥♥♥
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
13/18 (72%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 8. elokuu, 2014.
I mean, it's no Warehouse and Logistics simulator, but it's getting there.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
9/11 (82%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.6 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 18. elokuu, 2014.
The good: It's first person
The bad: Boring! Game does most things for you, a lot of walking at the start.
Eventually, after a lot of hours when you can afford vehicles the game MIGHT be interesting. Otherwise it's just another buggy, rubbish simulator game.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
8/10 (80%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.4 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 4. lokakuu, 2014.
I bought two keys for £4 and I never thought I would be so bothered by the cost. But this game is ♥♥♥♥ing horrific! You can't even see the other playing in Multiplayer. DO NOT BUY! DO NOT BUY!
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
4/4 (100%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
0.6 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 27. joulukuu, 2014.
This is the best horrible game simulator I've ever played.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
4/4 (100%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 31. joulukuu, 2014.
Buy this if you're intrested in dying
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
5/6 (83%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
5.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 13. syyskuu, 2014.
Very dissapointed its the exact same thing as woodcutter 2011
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
3/3 (100%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
0.2 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 26. joulukuu, 2014.
*installs*

*boots game on third try*

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

*smashes fist into keyboard*

*exits game*

*uninstalls forever*
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
2/2 (100%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.5 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 2. tammikuu.
This game needs the tag line: Woodcutter Simulator 2013... for the laziest, most useless lumberjack in all of us!
You wont get to cut trees. You wont get to satisfying swing and dig the blade of your axe/chainsaw/machete into the bark of any tree. The button does it for you! Best consolidation of woodcutting essentials lumped into one handy click of a button.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
5/8 (63%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.5 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 30. syyskuu, 2014.
For now my opinion is a Negative one, because like many I can't run the game.

There is an interesting thing - on my personal PC which has Windows 7, it doesn't run - just the company logos, then crashes.Tried to apply the compatibility to a Windows XP SP3, same.

Tried to run it on the office PC which has Windows XP SP3, it runs!Well, because of the low specifications of the PC I can't play, but it runs.So... maybe that's the whole problem?
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
1/1 (100%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 31. joulukuu, 2014.
a top of the line chainsaw-that-for-some-odd-reason-draws-marker-lines-on-trees sim. 0/10 actually feels like work
Also crashes when I try to load a game.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
2/3 (67%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.4 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 24. joulukuu, 2014.
So do you like to go to the dentist and get a root canal without any freezing or pain killers?
If so this may be the game for you.

OK a bit harsh, but seriously unless your thinking about going to get a job as a tree faller working only in the suburbs there is no reason to look at this game.

Game:
You cut things down
You walk around going to things to cut down

Pro:
It runs on my machine
It came free in a bundle
It is what it says it is
At least there is no steam cards - so I didn't have to play this for 3 hours to get all the cards

Cons:
It runs on my machine (and now I have to get a priest in to resanctify the hard drive)
It came free in a bundle (and I overpaid for the game)
It is what it says it is (and I wish it wasn't)
It can with no steam cards (that I could sell to make this game worth my time)

If you want to buy this game, seek help.
Only buy it as a gift for somebody you dislike (and you want them to hate you)
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
5/9 (56%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 11. lokakuu, 2014.
this game was a waste of money and time. whats the meaning of a game when it never works?
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
6/11 (55%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 17. lokakuu, 2014.
I want my money back you scammers!
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
6/11 (55%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 person found this review funny
1.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 3. elokuu, 2014.
I live in Tennessee and always wanted to cut trees liek dem country folk but dey won't let me cause I'm asian. Now I can cut da trees in dis vidya game and I ne'er felt so much moar redneck in my life even it affect my vocab

10/10
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny
5,423/5,628 (96%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
3 people found this review funny
3.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 29. joulukuu, 2013.
So I walked for two hours to get my van, then I drove for an hour to get to the forest to cut down a tree. I watched as the tree fell, a single tear went down my face. I looked at my mission log, and there was a new mission. I then realized I had to cut down another tree that was 2 hours away. I got in my van and began to drive. It was then that I made the decision to drive 70mph into a building. Because only death could save me from this wooded hell.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Funny