Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.
Käyttäjäarvostelut: Enimmäkseen kielteinen (406 arvostelua)
Julkaisupäivä: 19. joulu, 2013
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Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.

Besides heavy machinery like cutter, feller buncher and puller the player can finally simply use a chainsaw for working in the woods. With all this, the Woodcutter Simulator 2013 offers the players a great feeling.

Features

  • Work with the chainsaw in 1st-person-view
  • Direct delivery with trucks
  • New forest areas with new tasks
  • Day and night phases and varying weather
  • Realistic physics
  • Challenging Missions
  • Detailed graphic and carefully crafted environment

Steam Version includes all Gold Content


  • New low-loading truck
  • New Objects and Quests
  • Additional Missions
  • New Vehicle for chipped wood production

Järjestelmävaatimukset

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 2,4 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 6800GT, ATI Radeon HD 3650
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 3,0 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce GTX 560, ATI Radeon HD 6970
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
Hyödylliset arvostelut
17/20 (85%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 14. joulukuu, 2014.
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥? I stand eagly in front of the dark barked tree, ready to cut it down, and show it who's boss.
Instead "You are not in the right position".
How can I possibly continue my life if I cannot even simply use a chainsaw to cut down a tree!
I'd like to thank Jesus, my mom and Pig for their guidance, but I have turned out as a failure.


♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ shit ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing piece of ♥♥♥♥ game i will slice your head into pieces using a ♥♥♥♥ing chainsaw you ♥♥♥♥♥
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
25/35 (71%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 31. lokakuu, 2014.
Not a simulator. Just a failure.
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10/11 (91%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
0.6 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 27. joulukuu, 2014.
This is the best horrible game simulator I've ever played.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
7/8 (88%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 14. maaliskuu.
Would i say pay full pirce? -Hell no
Is it good? - Nope

why am i rating it up and giving the game 5/10?

I laughed very hard at how stupid some of the things you can do are.... from being able to walk through a house and trees.
Or a van that launches you hundreds of Ft in the air :)
Dont get it unless its in some super cheap bundle of games.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
8/10 (80%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
0.4 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 24. joulukuu, 2014.
So do you like to go to the dentist and get a root canal without any freezing or pain killers?
If so this may be the game for you.

OK a bit harsh, but seriously unless your thinking about going to get a job as a tree faller working only in the suburbs there is no reason to look at this game.

Game:
You cut things down
You walk around going to things to cut down

Pro:
It runs on my machine
It came free in a bundle
It is what it says it is
At least there is no steam cards - so I didn't have to play this for 3 hours to get all the cards

Cons:
It runs on my machine (and now I have to get a priest in to resanctify the hard drive)
It came free in a bundle (and I overpaid for the game)
It is what it says it is (and I wish it wasn't)
It can with no steam cards (that I could sell to make this game worth my time)

If you want to buy this game, seek help.
Only buy it as a gift for somebody you dislike (and you want them to hate you)
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
9/13 (69%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
9 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
0.2 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 26. joulukuu, 2014.
*installs*

*boots game on third try*

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

*smashes fist into keyboard*

*exits game*

*uninstalls forever*
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
8/12 (67%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
2 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 31. joulukuu, 2014.
Buy this if you're intrested in dying
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
2/2 (100%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.5 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 2. tammikuu.
This game needs the tag line: Woodcutter Simulator 2013... for the laziest, most useless lumberjack in all of us!
You wont get to cut trees. You wont get to satisfying swing and dig the blade of your axe/chainsaw/machete into the bark of any tree. The button does it for you! Best consolidation of woodcutting essentials lumped into one handy click of a button.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
2/2 (100%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 31. joulukuu, 2014.
a top of the line chainsaw-that-for-some-odd-reason-draws-marker-lines-on-trees sim. 0/10 actually feels like work
Also crashes when I try to load a game.
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1/1 (100%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.4 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 19. joulukuu, 2014.
Even though I got this in a bundle and it cost 25 pence I still feel cheated. Should be called "standing in front of a brown cylinder and pressing the space bar" simulator. 1 star unsubscribe.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
4/7 (57%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
11.6 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 19. helmikuu.
Woodcutter Simulator 2013 is an exciting simulation game. I would firstly like mention that games such as this must captivate you with its simplest mechanics - and WCS13 does exactly this. Each tree felled offers a rollercoaster of emotions, it makes one feel things that they have not felt since they were a child, emotions such as pure innocent euphoria.

I have "cut" hours from games such as DotA 2 and MineCraft in order to play WCS13, and I am glad I did. WCS13 has not only boosted my confidence and ability as a lumberjack in real life, but has also improved my organisational skills and ability to meet dead-lines. You see, the in depth job-assignment-system (JAS) requires the player to continually think about the most efficient method to complete the given task. Boy, those dead-lines are indeed heart racing. But they are as exhilarating as they are rewarding. With each cash payment for your job you know you are closer to purchasing the next vehicle that will further your experience in WCS13.

Despite all this, the creators of the game were still able to produce such a charming yet casual sound-track. The catchy, upbeat songs will have you almost jumping out of your seat ready to dance!

I give this game five cleared Brazilian Rainforests out of five.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
5,431/5,637 (96%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
17 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
3.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 29. joulukuu, 2013.
So I walked for two hours to get my van, then I drove for an hour to get to the forest to cut down a tree. I watched as the tree fell, a single tear went down my face. I looked at my mission log, and there was a new mission. I then realized I had to cut down another tree that was 2 hours away. I got in my van and began to drive. It was then that I made the decision to drive 70mph into a building. Because only death could save me from this wooded hell.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
725/811 (89%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
2.4 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 19. joulukuu, 2013.
This game sucks. The chainsaw gives you the most money per tree, everything else earns you less so there is no point in buying machinery. You also move the fastest while on foot, when strafing, the vehicles are super slow. Oh and you also fall through the terrain constantly, there is even a button for resetting your vehicle when it happens so it's not like the developers didn't know about it.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
1/2 (50%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.7 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 22. joulukuu, 2013.
Big load of *hit, just amazing how *hitty this game can be. Dont buy this, i really mean it.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
451/535 (84%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
0.7 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 19. joulukuu, 2013.
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!
This game is atrocious and is unfinished.
The gameplay is so repetitive and boring, you cannot see other players, if you run up cars you go flying into the air.
Would have had more fun ripping out my eyeballs.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
372/451 (82%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
6.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 22. joulukuu, 2013.
Axes and chainsaws baby, the ORIGINAL hack-n-slash.

CAUTION: SPOILERS AHEAD!

Your first mission has you run off to the "haunted forest" to remove three trees so that the undercrop can grow! But why is it a haunted forest? What horrible fate befell those who named it? WHO THE F*** knows!

It just is. You're not here to solve some sort of godd**n MYSTERY - you're here to chop down some trees, and that's what your going to do!

Plot? Reason? Purpose? You're HACKING DOWN TREES! Why do you *need* a reason?

Fine, fine, some Douglas Firs killed your parents and now you're the MOTHERF**KING BATMAN OF THE WOODS. You're not the lumberjack they deserve, you're the flannel wearing badass that they NEED.

Are the cops going to chop down trees? Feh, I don't think so. The firemen? Sure, they might have axes, but they're not going to deforest an entire nature preserve on a whim because they're too busy fighting friggin' fires. So it's up to YOU and your in-game vehicle...

...the CHAINSAW.

Sure, you don't actually RIDE it, and yeah - any car that you actually do come across, although parked, glitches like a mother and launches you about 1,000 feet in the air - but does it hurt you? NO. Why?

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GOD**N BATMAN, THAT'S WHY.

Now shut up, buy this game and play, the fate of the world just might depend on it...

...

...it *probably* doesn't, because it is a f***ing game about cutting down trees...but ya know...

IT MIGHT. It just might.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
654/826 (79%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
0.6 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 19. joulukuu, 2013.
Don't even. Not even as a joke. You'll regret it within a small number of minutes. Possibly less than that. I've heard that wood dust gives you cancer, anyway.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
95/102 (93%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
1.1 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 5. tammikuu, 2014.
You start the game as a nameless man with a chainsaw. You wonder who you are and why you are in front of a house. Right about when you get your bearing you are informed that if you cut down 8 trees in a forest on the other side of town you will be paid $12,000. They don’t phone you or contact you in any way to relay this information but you just know... maybe this is all in your head? All you know is that you accepted this commitment and have only 2 hours and 30 minutes to deliver. You look around, you have no mode of transpiration and no real indication of how you got there. The only option is to walk, or in this case sprint. As you are running through town you notice that there are other houses, other cars parked but no people. You run through the entire town and haven’t seen a single person or any signs of life at all. You arrive at the forest where you will begin your job. You find a flagged tree, carefully position yourself in front of it and get to work. After what feels like forever you finish your last tree. You are informed you have finished your job and money appears in your account. Except you don’t have a bank account, it just appears as if somehow you just know you have more money now. You are informed of another job, this one for 3 trees to be cut down next to a farm on the other side of town. You decide that you will spend your money on a van to drive there, everything goes black. You wake up in the middle of town in a van with no indication on how you got there. Who did you buy the van from? Where are they now? These questions will have to wait as your job ahead at the farm has you feeling anxious. You start to drive to the farm when you notice the van says you are traveling at 80 yet you are going slower than you can run. You do not see anyone anywhere in the town, everything feels wrong. The way the van drives, the way it just kind of rotates on its axis instead of steering. You pass the farm and stop dead in your tracks. There is a cow! You jump out of your van and run over to see the only other living thing in this entire world. The cow does not move it just stands there staring at you. You position yourself in front of the cow and look into its eyes and all you see is blackness. The game is over.
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
153/193 (79%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
10.3 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 11. tammikuu, 2014.
Like Skyrim with chainsaws 12/10
Oliko tämä arvostelu hyödyllinen? Kyllä Ei Hauska
96/112 (86%) arvioi tämän hyödylliseksi
1 käyttäjän mielestä tämä arvostelu oli hauska
0.4 tuntia pelattu
Julkaistu 30. joulukuu, 2013.
piece of ♥♥♥♥, unplayable, 10/10 ~ ign
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