Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.
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Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.

Besides heavy machinery like cutter, feller buncher and puller the player can finally simply use a chainsaw for working in the woods. With all this, the Woodcutter Simulator 2013 offers the players a great feeling.

Features

  • Work with the chainsaw in 1st-person-view
  • Direct delivery with trucks
  • New forest areas with new tasks
  • Day and night phases and varying weather
  • Realistic physics
  • Challenging Missions
  • Detailed graphic and carefully crafted environment

Steam Version includes all Gold Content


  • New low-loading truck
  • New Objects and Quests
  • Additional Missions
  • New Vehicle for chipped wood production

Απαιτήσεις συστήματος

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 2,4 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 6800GT, ATI Radeon HD 3650
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 3,0 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce GTX 560, ATI Radeon HD 6970
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
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Αναρτήθηκε: 5 Οκτωβρίου, 2014
I have had painful eye surgery and I still consider the time I spent in this game as the most painful experience of my life.
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Αναρτήθηκε: 12 Οκτωβρίου, 2014
What Wood Jesus Do?
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Αναρτήθηκε: 14 Δεκεμβρίου, 2014
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥? I stand eagly in front of the dark barked tree, ready to cut it down, and show it who's boss.
Instead "You are not in the right position".
How can I possibly continue my life if I cannot even simply use a chainsaw to cut down a tree!
I'd like to thank Jesus, my mom and Pig for their guidance, but I have turned out as a failure.


♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ shit ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing piece of ♥♥♥♥ game i will slice your head into pieces using a ♥♥♥♥ing chainsaw you ♥♥♥♥♥
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Αναρτήθηκε: 31 Οκτωβρίου, 2014
Not a simulator. Just a failure.
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11 από 13 άτομα (85%) βρήκαν αυτή την κριτική χρήσιμη
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Αναρτήθηκε: 4 Οκτωβρίου, 2014
I bought two keys for £4 and I never thought I would be so bothered by the cost. But this game is ♥♥♥♥ing horrific! You can't even see the other playing in Multiplayer. DO NOT BUY! DO NOT BUY!
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0.6 ώρες στο μητρώο
Αναρτήθηκε: 27 Δεκεμβρίου, 2014
This is the best horrible game simulator I've ever played.
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0.1 ώρες στο μητρώο
Αναρτήθηκε: 14 Μαρτίου
Would i say pay full pirce? -Hell no
Is it good? - Nope

why am i rating it up and giving the game 5/10?

I laughed very hard at how stupid some of the things you can do are.... from being able to walk through a house and trees.
Or a van that launches you hundreds of Ft in the air :)
Dont get it unless its in some super cheap bundle of games.
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Αναρτήθηκε: 26 Δεκεμβρίου, 2014
*installs*

*boots game on third try*

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

*smashes fist into keyboard*

*exits game*

*uninstalls forever*
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0.4 ώρες στο μητρώο
Αναρτήθηκε: 24 Δεκεμβρίου, 2014
So do you like to go to the dentist and get a root canal without any freezing or pain killers?
If so this may be the game for you.

OK a bit harsh, but seriously unless your thinking about going to get a job as a tree faller working only in the suburbs there is no reason to look at this game.

Game:
You cut things down
You walk around going to things to cut down

Pro:
It runs on my machine
It came free in a bundle
It is what it says it is
At least there is no steam cards - so I didn't have to play this for 3 hours to get all the cards

Cons:
It runs on my machine (and now I have to get a priest in to resanctify the hard drive)
It came free in a bundle (and I overpaid for the game)
It is what it says it is (and I wish it wasn't)
It can with no steam cards (that I could sell to make this game worth my time)

If you want to buy this game, seek help.
Only buy it as a gift for somebody you dislike (and you want them to hate you)
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0.1 ώρες στο μητρώο
Αναρτήθηκε: 31 Δεκεμβρίου, 2014
Buy this if you're intrested in dying
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Αναρτήθηκε: 19 Φεβρουαρίου
Woodcutter Simulator 2013 is an exciting simulation game. I would firstly like mention that games such as this must captivate you with its simplest mechanics - and WCS13 does exactly this. Each tree felled offers a rollercoaster of emotions, it makes one feel things that they have not felt since they were a child, emotions such as pure innocent euphoria.

I have "cut" hours from games such as DotA 2 and MineCraft in order to play WCS13, and I am glad I did. WCS13 has not only boosted my confidence and ability as a lumberjack in real life, but has also improved my organisational skills and ability to meet dead-lines. You see, the in depth job-assignment-system (JAS) requires the player to continually think about the most efficient method to complete the given task. Boy, those dead-lines are indeed heart racing. But they are as exhilarating as they are rewarding. With each cash payment for your job you know you are closer to purchasing the next vehicle that will further your experience in WCS13.

Despite all this, the creators of the game were still able to produce such a charming yet casual sound-track. The catchy, upbeat songs will have you almost jumping out of your seat ready to dance!

I give this game five cleared Brazilian Rainforests out of five.
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Αναρτήθηκε: 2 Ιανουαρίου
This game needs the tag line: Woodcutter Simulator 2013... for the laziest, most useless lumberjack in all of us!
You wont get to cut trees. You wont get to satisfying swing and dig the blade of your axe/chainsaw/machete into the bark of any tree. The button does it for you! Best consolidation of woodcutting essentials lumped into one handy click of a button.
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Αναρτήθηκε: 17 Οκτωβρίου, 2014
I want my money back you scammers!
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Αναρτήθηκε: 31 Δεκεμβρίου, 2014
a top of the line chainsaw-that-for-some-odd-reason-draws-marker-lines-on-trees sim. 0/10 actually feels like work
Also crashes when I try to load a game.
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Αναρτήθηκε: 11 Οκτωβρίου, 2014
this game was a waste of money and time. whats the meaning of a game when it never works?
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Αναρτήθηκε: 29 Δεκεμβρίου, 2013
So I walked for two hours to get my van, then I drove for an hour to get to the forest to cut down a tree. I watched as the tree fell, a single tear went down my face. I looked at my mission log, and there was a new mission. I then realized I had to cut down another tree that was 2 hours away. I got in my van and began to drive. It was then that I made the decision to drive 70mph into a building. Because only death could save me from this wooded hell.
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Αναρτήθηκε: 19 Δεκεμβρίου, 2013
This game sucks. The chainsaw gives you the most money per tree, everything else earns you less so there is no point in buying machinery. You also move the fastest while on foot, when strafing, the vehicles are super slow. Oh and you also fall through the terrain constantly, there is even a button for resetting your vehicle when it happens so it's not like the developers didn't know about it.
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Αναρτήθηκε: 19 Δεκεμβρίου, 2013
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!
This game is atrocious and is unfinished.
The gameplay is so repetitive and boring, you cannot see other players, if you run up cars you go flying into the air.
Would have had more fun ripping out my eyeballs.
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Αναρτήθηκε: 22 Δεκεμβρίου, 2013
Axes and chainsaws baby, the ORIGINAL hack-n-slash.

CAUTION: SPOILERS AHEAD!

Your first mission has you run off to the "haunted forest" to remove three trees so that the undercrop can grow! But why is it a haunted forest? What horrible fate befell those who named it? WHO THE F*** knows!

It just is. You're not here to solve some sort of godd**n MYSTERY - you're here to chop down some trees, and that's what your going to do!

Plot? Reason? Purpose? You're HACKING DOWN TREES! Why do you *need* a reason?

Fine, fine, some Douglas Firs killed your parents and now you're the MOTHERF**KING BATMAN OF THE WOODS. You're not the lumberjack they deserve, you're the flannel wearing badass that they NEED.

Are the cops going to chop down trees? Feh, I don't think so. The firemen? Sure, they might have axes, but they're not going to deforest an entire nature preserve on a whim because they're too busy fighting friggin' fires. So it's up to YOU and your in-game vehicle...

...the CHAINSAW.

Sure, you don't actually RIDE it, and yeah - any car that you actually do come across, although parked, glitches like a mother and launches you about 1,000 feet in the air - but does it hurt you? NO. Why?

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GOD**N BATMAN, THAT'S WHY.

Now shut up, buy this game and play, the fate of the world just might depend on it...

...

...it *probably* doesn't, because it is a f***ing game about cutting down trees...but ya know...

IT MIGHT. It just might.
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Αναρτήθηκε: 19 Δεκεμβρίου, 2013
Don't even. Not even as a joke. You'll regret it within a small number of minutes. Possibly less than that. I've heard that wood dust gives you cancer, anyway.
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