Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.
Recenziile utilizatorilor:
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În mare parte negative (479 recenzii) - 29% din cele 479 recenzii ale utilizatorilor pentru acest joc sunt pozitive.
Data lansării: 19 dec., 2013

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Cumpără Woodcutter Simulator 2013

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Despre acest joc

Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.

Besides heavy machinery like cutter, feller buncher and puller the player can finally simply use a chainsaw for working in the woods. With all this, the Woodcutter Simulator 2013 offers the players a great feeling.

Features

  • Work with the chainsaw in 1st-person-view
  • Direct delivery with trucks
  • New forest areas with new tasks
  • Day and night phases and varying weather
  • Realistic physics
  • Challenging Missions
  • Detailed graphic and carefully crafted environment

Steam Version includes all Gold Content


  • New low-loading truck
  • New Objects and Quests
  • Additional Missions
  • New Vehicle for chipped wood production

Cerinţe de sistem

    Minim:
    • SO: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Procesor: 2,4 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memorie: 2 GB RAM
    • Grafică: Nvidia Geforce 6800GT, ATI Radeon HD 3650
    • DirectX: Versiune 9.0c
    • Stocare: 500 MB spațiu disponibil
    Recomandat:
    • SO: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Procesor: 3,0 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memorie: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafică: Nvidia Geforce GTX 560, ATI Radeon HD 6970
    • DirectX: Versiune 9.0c
    • Stocare: 500 MB spațiu disponibil
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În mare parte negative (479 recenzii)
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Emmerick
( 0.3 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 24 iunie
You can cut wood at an astonishing rate of 3 frames per second.
Teeboned
( 0.3 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 18 iunie
Would like to say I was able to get a good feel for the game but I was never even able to do anything...

As soon as the game loaded up my character was continuously moving backwards with no way for me to stop and attempt to cut down a tree much less experience the rest of the game. :(
bubbles [bubbles]
( 0.4 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 12 iunie
Product received for free
uihk
Dat Boi
( 0.5 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 5 iunie
30 minutes of misery was enough.

MENTAL ANGUISH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY STIHL.

Chopped 8 trees in 30 minutes after figuring out what the heck I was supposed to do because the tutorial videos were completely broken.

Seems like at first you get 6k per mission, which if you buy a van so it doesnt take 20 minutes to run to the next four trees to chop, youd have to do 20 some missions just to get the first piece of machinery. A single tree takes 30 seconds or so to chop with the terrible animations.

So, no thanks.

0/10 Don' even.


I'm noticing a trend from this developer...
Lousywater
( 0.6 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 27 mai
If there's one pearl of wisdom this game has taught me, it's that if you drive your van into a tree, make sure you're going at least 70 so you pass straight through it unharmed.

Couldn't drive on the train tracks which really killed the realism for me and lowered my total score to a 9/10
mrfarmer20
( 2.0 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 25 mai
Product received for free
cant cut trees game crashes every time i try
ID-10T error
( 0.3 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 17 aprilie
After a long time playing this game (20minutes) I can say...NO...hell NO!
chantel
( 0.6 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 12 aprilie
can't cut trees

tree/10
wamaro
( 0.2 ore înregistrate )
Postat: 6 aprilie
>rename game to You Are Not In The Right Position Simulator 2013
>run the game
>10/10 most realistic simulator I've ever played
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4 din 4 oameni (100%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
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0.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 27 mai
If there's one pearl of wisdom this game has taught me, it's that if you drive your van into a tree, make sure you're going at least 70 so you pass straight through it unharmed.

Couldn't drive on the train tracks which really killed the realism for me and lowered my total score to a 9/10
A fost această recenzie utilă? Da Nu Amuzantă
1 din 1 oameni (100%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
Nerecomandat
0.5 ore înregistrate
Postat: 5 iunie
30 minutes of misery was enough.

MENTAL ANGUISH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY STIHL.

Chopped 8 trees in 30 minutes after figuring out what the heck I was supposed to do because the tutorial videos were completely broken.

Seems like at first you get 6k per mission, which if you buy a van so it doesnt take 20 minutes to run to the next four trees to chop, youd have to do 20 some missions just to get the first piece of machinery. A single tree takes 30 seconds or so to chop with the terrible animations.

So, no thanks.

0/10 Don' even.


I'm noticing a trend from this developer...
A fost această recenzie utilă? Da Nu Amuzantă
1 din 1 oameni (100%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
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0.3 ore înregistrate
Postat: 18 iunie
Would like to say I was able to get a good feel for the game but I was never even able to do anything...

As soon as the game loaded up my character was continuously moving backwards with no way for me to stop and attempt to cut down a tree much less experience the rest of the game. :(
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1 din 1 oameni (100%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
2 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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0.3 ore înregistrate
Postat: 24 iunie
You can cut wood at an astonishing rate of 3 frames per second.
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5,509 din 5,728 oameni (96%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
116 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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3.3 ore înregistrate
Postat: 29 decembrie, 2013
So I walked for two hours to get my van, then I drove for an hour to get to the forest to cut down a tree. I watched as the tree fell, a single tear went down my face. I looked at my mission log, and there was a new mission. I then realized I had to cut down another tree that was 2 hours away. I got in my van and began to drive. It was then that I made the decision to drive 70mph into a building. Because only death could save me from this wooded hell.
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738 din 824 oameni (90%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
5 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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2.4 ore înregistrate
Postat: 19 decembrie, 2013
This game sucks. The chainsaw gives you the most money per tree, everything else earns you less so there is no point in buying machinery. You also move the fastest while on foot, when strafing, the vehicles are super slow. Oh and you also fall through the terrain constantly, there is even a button for resetting your vehicle when it happens so it's not like the developers didn't know about it.
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457 din 541 oameni (84%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
5 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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0.7 ore înregistrate
Postat: 19 decembrie, 2013
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!
This game is atrocious and is unfinished.
The gameplay is so repetitive and boring, you cannot see other players, if you run up cars you go flying into the air.
Would have had more fun ripping out my eyeballs.
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378 din 460 oameni (82%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
20 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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6.1 ore înregistrate
Postat: 22 decembrie, 2013
Axes and chainsaws baby, the ORIGINAL hack-n-slash.

CAUTION: SPOILERS AHEAD!

Your first mission has you run off to the "haunted forest" to remove three trees so that the undercrop can grow! But why is it a haunted forest? What horrible fate befell those who named it? WHO THE F*** knows!

It just is. You're not here to solve some sort of godd**n MYSTERY - you're here to chop down some trees, and that's what your going to do!

Plot? Reason? Purpose? You're HACKING DOWN TREES! Why do you *need* a reason?

Fine, fine, some Douglas Firs killed your parents and now you're the MOTHERF**KING BATMAN OF THE WOODS. You're not the lumberjack they deserve, you're the flannel wearing badass that they NEED.

Are the cops going to chop down trees? Feh, I don't think so. The firemen? Sure, they might have axes, but they're not going to deforest an entire nature preserve on a whim because they're too busy fighting friggin' fires. So it's up to YOU and your in-game vehicle...

...the CHAINSAW.

Sure, you don't actually RIDE it, and yeah - any car that you actually do come across, although parked, glitches like a mother and launches you about 1,000 feet in the air - but does it hurt you? NO. Why?

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GOD**N BATMAN, THAT'S WHY.

Now shut up, buy this game and play, the fate of the world just might depend on it...

...

...it *probably* doesn't, because it is a f***ing game about cutting down trees...but ya know...

IT MIGHT. It just might.
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658 din 830 oameni (79%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
2 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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0.6 ore înregistrate
Postat: 19 decembrie, 2013
Don't even. Not even as a joke. You'll regret it within a small number of minutes. Possibly less than that. I've heard that wood dust gives you cancer, anyway.
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111 din 119 oameni (93%) au considerat această recenzie utilă
14 oameni au considerat această recenzie amuzantă
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1.1 ore înregistrate
Postat: 5 ianuarie, 2014
You start the game as a nameless man with a chainsaw. You wonder who you are and why you are in front of a house. Right about when you get your bearing you are informed that if you cut down 8 trees in a forest on the other side of town you will be paid $12,000. They don’t phone you or contact you in any way to relay this information but you just know... maybe this is all in your head? All you know is that you accepted this commitment and have only 2 hours and 30 minutes to deliver. You look around, you have no mode of transpiration and no real indication of how you got there. The only option is to walk, or in this case sprint. As you are running through town you notice that there are other houses, other cars parked but no people. You run through the entire town and haven’t seen a single person or any signs of life at all. You arrive at the forest where you will begin your job. You find a flagged tree, carefully position yourself in front of it and get to work. After what feels like forever you finish your last tree. You are informed you have finished your job and money appears in your account. Except you don’t have a bank account, it just appears as if somehow you just know you have more money now. You are informed of another job, this one for 3 trees to be cut down next to a farm on the other side of town. You decide that you will spend your money on a van to drive there, everything goes black. You wake up in the middle of town in a van with no indication on how you got there. Who did you buy the van from? Where are they now? These questions will have to wait as your job ahead at the farm has you feeling anxious. You start to drive to the farm when you notice the van says you are traveling at 80 yet you are going slower than you can run. You do not see anyone anywhere in the town, everything feels wrong. The way the van drives, the way it just kind of rotates on its axis instead of steering. You pass the farm and stop dead in your tracks. There is a cow! You jump out of your van and run over to see the only other living thing in this entire world. The cow does not move it just stands there staring at you. You position yourself in front of the cow and look into its eyes and all you see is blackness. The game is over.
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