Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.
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Udgivelsesdato: 19. dec 2013
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Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.

Besides heavy machinery like cutter, feller buncher and puller the player can finally simply use a chainsaw for working in the woods. With all this, the Woodcutter Simulator 2013 offers the players a great feeling.

Features

  • Work with the chainsaw in 1st-person-view
  • Direct delivery with trucks
  • New forest areas with new tasks
  • Day and night phases and varying weather
  • Realistic physics
  • Challenging Missions
  • Detailed graphic and carefully crafted environment

Steam Version includes all Gold Content


  • New low-loading truck
  • New Objects and Quests
  • Additional Missions
  • New Vehicle for chipped wood production

Systemkrav

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 2,4 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 6800GT, ATI Radeon HD 3650
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 3,0 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce GTX 560, ATI Radeon HD 6970
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
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Indsendt: 14. december 2014
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥? I stand eagly in front of the dark barked tree, ready to cut it down, and show it who's boss.
Instead "You are not in the right position".
How can I possibly continue my life if I cannot even simply use a chainsaw to cut down a tree!
I'd like to thank Jesus, my mom and Pig for their guidance, but I have turned out as a failure.


♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ shit ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing piece of ♥♥♥♥ game i will slice your head into pieces using a ♥♥♥♥ing chainsaw you ♥♥♥♥♥
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12 af 13 brugere (92%) fandt denne anmeldelse brugbar
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Indsendt: 27. december 2014
This is the best horrible game simulator I've ever played.
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12 af 16 brugere (75%) fandt denne anmeldelse brugbar
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Indsendt: 26. december 2014
*installs*

*boots game on third try*

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

*smashes fist into keyboard*

*exits game*

*uninstalls forever*
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9 af 11 brugere (82%) fandt denne anmeldelse brugbar
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Indsendt: 24. december 2014
So do you like to go to the dentist and get a root canal without any freezing or pain killers?
If so this may be the game for you.

OK a bit harsh, but seriously unless your thinking about going to get a job as a tree faller working only in the suburbs there is no reason to look at this game.

Game:
You cut things down
You walk around going to things to cut down

Pro:
It runs on my machine
It came free in a bundle
It is what it says it is
At least there is no steam cards - so I didn't have to play this for 3 hours to get all the cards

Cons:
It runs on my machine (and now I have to get a priest in to resanctify the hard drive)
It came free in a bundle (and I overpaid for the game)
It is what it says it is (and I wish it wasn't)
It can with no steam cards (that I could sell to make this game worth my time)

If you want to buy this game, seek help.
Only buy it as a gift for somebody you dislike (and you want them to hate you)
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11 af 15 brugere (73%) fandt denne anmeldelse brugbar
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Indsendt: 31. december 2014
Buy this if you're intrested in dying
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Indsendt: 14. marts
Would i say pay full pirce? -Hell no
Is it good? - Nope

why am i rating it up and giving the game 5/10?

I laughed very hard at how stupid some of the things you can do are.... from being able to walk through a house and trees.
Or a van that launches you hundreds of Ft in the air :)
Dont get it unless its in some super cheap bundle of games.
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Indsendt: 19. februar
Woodcutter Simulator 2013 is an exciting simulation game. I would firstly like mention that games such as this must captivate you with its simplest mechanics - and WCS13 does exactly this. Each tree felled offers a rollercoaster of emotions, it makes one feel things that they have not felt since they were a child, emotions such as pure innocent euphoria.

I have "cut" hours from games such as DotA 2 and MineCraft in order to play WCS13, and I am glad I did. WCS13 has not only boosted my confidence and ability as a lumberjack in real life, but has also improved my organisational skills and ability to meet dead-lines. You see, the in depth job-assignment-system (JAS) requires the player to continually think about the most efficient method to complete the given task. Boy, those dead-lines are indeed heart racing. But they are as exhilarating as they are rewarding. With each cash payment for your job you know you are closer to purchasing the next vehicle that will further your experience in WCS13.

Despite all this, the creators of the game were still able to produce such a charming yet casual sound-track. The catchy, upbeat songs will have you almost jumping out of your seat ready to dance!

I give this game five cleared Brazilian Rainforests out of five.
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Indsendt: 31. december 2014
a top of the line chainsaw-that-for-some-odd-reason-draws-marker-lines-on-trees sim. 0/10 actually feels like work
Also crashes when I try to load a game.
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Indsendt: 2. januar
Woodcutter Simulator 2013... for the most LAZYASS, most useless lumberjack in all of us!
You won't get to satisfyingly swing and dig the blade of your axe/chainsaw/machete into the bark of any tree. The button does it for you! Best consolidation of woodcutting essentials lumped into one handy click of a button.
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Indsendt: 19. december 2014
Even though I got this in a bundle and it cost 25 pence I still feel cheated. Should be called "standing in front of a brown cylinder and pressing the space bar" simulator. 1 star unsubscribe.
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Indsendt: 21. maj
Growing up as a child, I was not like ordinary children thinking I wanted to be a police officer or fire fighter. I myself at the age of 9 decided that I want to be a woodcutter for a living. Sadly when I hit 16 I lost my legs in a deadly logging accident and because of it, I can no longer pursue my dream job of woodcutting. I have been in deep depression until now. I was browsing Steam and I found some developer actually made a simulator of my dream job and I thanked lord Gaben for everything. I launched the game and man does the music sooth me. Also when you actually get in the game, your character runs at sanic speeds, making me feel like I have legs again. And the best part of the game, the woodcutting. Oh man are the physics spot on and I do admire the game very much. Thank you devs for allowing me to live my dream job in virtual reality <3

But in all honesty peeps, this game blows more ♥♥♥ then a butt pirate. DO NOT BUY IT!
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5,433 af 5,639 brugere (96%) fandt denne anmeldelse brugbar
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Indsendt: 29. december 2013
So I walked for two hours to get my van, then I drove for an hour to get to the forest to cut down a tree. I watched as the tree fell, a single tear went down my face. I looked at my mission log, and there was a new mission. I then realized I had to cut down another tree that was 2 hours away. I got in my van and began to drive. It was then that I made the decision to drive 70mph into a building. Because only death could save me from this wooded hell.
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725 af 811 brugere (89%) fandt denne anmeldelse brugbar
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Indsendt: 19. december 2013
This game sucks. The chainsaw gives you the most money per tree, everything else earns you less so there is no point in buying machinery. You also move the fastest while on foot, when strafing, the vehicles are super slow. Oh and you also fall through the terrain constantly, there is even a button for resetting your vehicle when it happens so it's not like the developers didn't know about it.
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Indsendt: 19. december 2013
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!
This game is atrocious and is unfinished.
The gameplay is so repetitive and boring, you cannot see other players, if you run up cars you go flying into the air.
Would have had more fun ripping out my eyeballs.
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373 af 452 brugere (83%) fandt denne anmeldelse brugbar
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Indsendt: 22. december 2013
Axes and chainsaws baby, the ORIGINAL hack-n-slash.

CAUTION: SPOILERS AHEAD!

Your first mission has you run off to the "haunted forest" to remove three trees so that the undercrop can grow! But why is it a haunted forest? What horrible fate befell those who named it? WHO THE F*** knows!

It just is. You're not here to solve some sort of godd**n MYSTERY - you're here to chop down some trees, and that's what your going to do!

Plot? Reason? Purpose? You're HACKING DOWN TREES! Why do you *need* a reason?

Fine, fine, some Douglas Firs killed your parents and now you're the MOTHERF**KING BATMAN OF THE WOODS. You're not the lumberjack they deserve, you're the flannel wearing badass that they NEED.

Are the cops going to chop down trees? Feh, I don't think so. The firemen? Sure, they might have axes, but they're not going to deforest an entire nature preserve on a whim because they're too busy fighting friggin' fires. So it's up to YOU and your in-game vehicle...

...the CHAINSAW.

Sure, you don't actually RIDE it, and yeah - any car that you actually do come across, although parked, glitches like a mother and launches you about 1,000 feet in the air - but does it hurt you? NO. Why?

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GOD**N BATMAN, THAT'S WHY.

Now shut up, buy this game and play, the fate of the world just might depend on it...

...

...it *probably* doesn't, because it is a f***ing game about cutting down trees...but ya know...

IT MIGHT. It just might.
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Indsendt: 19. december 2013
Don't even. Not even as a joke. You'll regret it within a small number of minutes. Possibly less than that. I've heard that wood dust gives you cancer, anyway.
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Indsendt: 5. januar 2014
You start the game as a nameless man with a chainsaw. You wonder who you are and why you are in front of a house. Right about when you get your bearing you are informed that if you cut down 8 trees in a forest on the other side of town you will be paid $12,000. They don’t phone you or contact you in any way to relay this information but you just know... maybe this is all in your head? All you know is that you accepted this commitment and have only 2 hours and 30 minutes to deliver. You look around, you have no mode of transpiration and no real indication of how you got there. The only option is to walk, or in this case sprint. As you are running through town you notice that there are other houses, other cars parked but no people. You run through the entire town and haven’t seen a single person or any signs of life at all. You arrive at the forest where you will begin your job. You find a flagged tree, carefully position yourself in front of it and get to work. After what feels like forever you finish your last tree. You are informed you have finished your job and money appears in your account. Except you don’t have a bank account, it just appears as if somehow you just know you have more money now. You are informed of another job, this one for 3 trees to be cut down next to a farm on the other side of town. You decide that you will spend your money on a van to drive there, everything goes black. You wake up in the middle of town in a van with no indication on how you got there. Who did you buy the van from? Where are they now? These questions will have to wait as your job ahead at the farm has you feeling anxious. You start to drive to the farm when you notice the van says you are traveling at 80 yet you are going slower than you can run. You do not see anyone anywhere in the town, everything feels wrong. The way the van drives, the way it just kind of rotates on its axis instead of steering. You pass the farm and stop dead in your tracks. There is a cow! You jump out of your van and run over to see the only other living thing in this entire world. The cow does not move it just stands there staring at you. You position yourself in front of the cow and look into its eyes and all you see is blackness. The game is over.
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Indsendt: 11. januar 2014
Like Skyrim with chainsaws 12/10
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Indsendt: 30. december 2013
piece of ♥♥♥♥, unplayable, 10/10 ~ ign
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Indsendt: 26. juni 2014
First In-Game Adventure: You start out as a random guy with a chainsaw standing in front of a house and you see that you are next to three recycle bins. You wonder who you are and how you got there, and why you are standing next to three recycle bins. You see a tree and you decide you want to cut it down. You run up to it in super lag at 1fps and try to stick the chainsaw which you don’t know how you got into the tree. You try to start the chainsaw but it says you are holding the chainsaw in the wrong position. So you give up and decide to explore. But then, all of the sudden, you feel the need that you need to cut down some trees. You have no way of getting this information, you just know in your mind that you must cut down three trees. So you decide to cut down these trees and you realize that you can run faster sideways than you can forwards. You don’t know why, you just do. In your head you visualize a map. You have no way of getting this map, you just picture it (in the top-right corner of your screen). You run to this place where you feel the trees are and you magically stop. You have reached the end of the world. Small world right? Then you turn around and you see a hideous, very scary sight. You see…a mountain that is literally covered in trees!!! Then you see a crane and decide to jump in it so that you don’t have to look at that hideous mountain anymore. You don’t know how you got in it or what you pressed, but you’re magically in the crane. You can’t get out. You’re stuck. The game is over.

Second In-Game Adventure: You start out as a random guy with a chainsaw standing in front of a house and you see that you are next to four recycling bins. You once again wonder who you are and how you got there, and why there are now four recycling bins. Maybe the garbage man came and dropped off another one? These questions remain in your head leaving you in confusion. You see a tree once again and you decide you want to cut it down. You think that maybe this time the chainsaw will actually start…You thought wrong. Once again the chainsaw doesn’t move. You decide that maybe this tree just has problems and doesn’t like you so you decide to run away from this tree that doesn’t seem to like you and you run up a hill. You then remember that you can run faster sideways than you can forwards. You don’t know why, you just do. So you awkwardly run sideways until you come to another tree. You think that this one looks more friendly and will want to be your friend so you can cut it down…You thought wrong. As soon as you get up to the tree and raise your chainsaw, the tree pulls you into it. You don’t know how, since you were standing about 5 ft. away from the tree. How can this be? You are stuck with these puzzling questions waiting to be answered. Anyway, the tree pulls you into it and you go into the tree. You don’t know how, all you know is that you are now inside the tree. But then, things get much more scary. You then fall out of the tree and start falling into a world of whiteness. You look up and you can see that you have fallen out of the world. You can see the bottom of the world fading as you fall farther and farther into the world of whiteness. You look down into the whiteness. It looks very…white. But then, as you start to think that things can’t get any worse…You thought wrong. Black and white lines cover up your screen. Everything fades. The game crashes. You are back at your desktop. Worst simulator game ever…
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