Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.
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Datum vydání: 19. pro. 2013
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Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.

Besides heavy machinery like cutter, feller buncher and puller the player can finally simply use a chainsaw for working in the woods. With all this, the Woodcutter Simulator 2013 offers the players a great feeling.

Features

  • Work with the chainsaw in 1st-person-view
  • Direct delivery with trucks
  • New forest areas with new tasks
  • Day and night phases and varying weather
  • Realistic physics
  • Challenging Missions
  • Detailed graphic and carefully crafted environment

Steam Version includes all Gold Content


  • New low-loading truck
  • New Objects and Quests
  • Additional Missions
  • New Vehicle for chipped wood production

Systémové požadavky

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 2,4 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 6800GT, ATI Radeon HD 3650
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processor: 3,0 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce GTX 560, ATI Radeon HD 6970
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
Užitečné recenze od zákazníků
22 z 26 osob (85%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
3 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.1 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 14. prosince 2014
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥? I stand eagly in front of the dark barked tree, ready to cut it down, and show it who's boss.
Instead "You are not in the right position".
How can I possibly continue my life if I cannot even simply use a chainsaw to cut down a tree!
I'd like to thank Jesus, my mom and Pig for their guidance, but I have turned out as a failure.


♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ shit ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing piece of ♥♥♥♥ game i will slice your head into pieces using a ♥♥♥♥ing chainsaw you ♥♥♥♥♥
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13 z 14 osob (93%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.6 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 27. prosince 2014
This is the best horrible game simulator I've ever played.
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14 z 18 osob (78%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.2 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 26. prosince 2014
*installs*

*boots game on third try*

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

You are not in the right position!

*smashes fist into keyboard*

*exits game*

*uninstalls forever*
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12 z 16 osob (75%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.1 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 31. prosince 2014
Buy this if you're intrested in dying
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9 z 11 osob (82%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.4 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 24. prosince 2014
So do you like to go to the dentist and get a root canal without any freezing or pain killers?
If so this may be the game for you.

OK a bit harsh, but seriously unless your thinking about going to get a job as a tree faller working only in the suburbs there is no reason to look at this game.

Game:
You cut things down
You walk around going to things to cut down

Pro:
It runs on my machine
It came free in a bundle
It is what it says it is
At least there is no steam cards - so I didn't have to play this for 3 hours to get all the cards

Cons:
It runs on my machine (and now I have to get a priest in to resanctify the hard drive)
It came free in a bundle (and I overpaid for the game)
It is what it says it is (and I wish it wasn't)
It can with no steam cards (that I could sell to make this game worth my time)

If you want to buy this game, seek help.
Only buy it as a gift for somebody you dislike (and you want them to hate you)
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8 z 10 osob (80%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.1 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 14. března
Would i say pay full pirce? -Hell no
Is it good? - Nope

why am i rating it up and giving the game 5/10?

I laughed very hard at how stupid some of the things you can do are.... from being able to walk through a house and trees.
Or a van that launches you hundreds of Ft in the air :)
Dont get it unless its in some super cheap bundle of games.
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7 z 10 osob (70%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
11.6 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 19. února
Woodcutter Simulator 2013 is an exciting simulation game. I would firstly like mention that games such as this must captivate you with its simplest mechanics - and WCS13 does exactly this. Each tree felled offers a rollercoaster of emotions, it makes one feel things that they have not felt since they were a child, emotions such as pure innocent euphoria.

I have "cut" hours from games such as DotA 2 and MineCraft in order to play WCS13, and I am glad I did. WCS13 has not only boosted my confidence and ability as a lumberjack in real life, but has also improved my organisational skills and ability to meet dead-lines. You see, the in depth job-assignment-system (JAS) requires the player to continually think about the most efficient method to complete the given task. Boy, those dead-lines are indeed heart racing. But they are as exhilarating as they are rewarding. With each cash payment for your job you know you are closer to purchasing the next vehicle that will further your experience in WCS13.

Despite all this, the creators of the game were still able to produce such a charming yet casual sound-track. The catchy, upbeat songs will have you almost jumping out of your seat ready to dance!

I give this game five cleared Brazilian Rainforests out of five.
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2 z 2 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.1 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 31. prosince 2014
a top of the line chainsaw-that-for-some-odd-reason-draws-marker-lines-on-trees sim. 0/10 actually feels like work
Also crashes when I try to load a game.
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2 z 2 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.5 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 2. ledna
Woodcutter Simulator 2013... for the most LAZYASS, most useless lumberjack in all of us!
You won't get to satisfyingly swing and dig the blade of your axe/chainsaw/machete into the bark of any tree. The button does it for you! Best consolidation of woodcutting essentials lumped into one handy click of a button.
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2 z 2 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.2 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 31. května
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position
You are not in the right position

Also even tho my ♥♥♥ has no legs it would still run better than this garbage
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1 z 1 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.4 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 19. prosince 2014
Even though I got this in a bundle and it cost 25 pence I still feel cheated. Should be called "standing in front of a brown cylinder and pressing the space bar" simulator. 1 star unsubscribe.
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1 z 1 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.3 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 18. prosince 2014
I'd rather have to swim in a 1km pool filled with nothing but LEGO and everytime you touched one, they'd ear ♥♥♥♥ you with Darude - Sandstorm
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2 z 3 osob (67%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
2 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.8 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 21. května
Growing up as a child, I was not like ordinary children thinking I wanted to be a police officer or fire fighter. I myself at the age of 9 decided that I want to be a woodcutter for a living. Sadly when I hit 16 I lost my legs in a deadly logging accident and because of it, I can no longer pursue my dream job of woodcutting. I have been in deep depression until now. I was browsing Steam and I found some developer actually made a simulator of my dream job and I thanked lord Gaben for everything. I launched the game and man does the music sooth me. Also when you actually get in the game, your character runs at sanic speeds, making me feel like I have legs again. And the best part of the game, the woodcutting. Oh man are the physics spot on and I do admire the game very much. Thank you devs for allowing me to live my dream job in virtual reality <3

But in all honesty peeps, this game blows more ♥♥♥ then a butt pirate. DO NOT BUY IT!
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5,434 z 5,640 osob (96%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
4 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
3.3 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 29. prosince 2013
So I walked for two hours to get my van, then I drove for an hour to get to the forest to cut down a tree. I watched as the tree fell, a single tear went down my face. I looked at my mission log, and there was a new mission. I then realized I had to cut down another tree that was 2 hours away. I got in my van and began to drive. It was then that I made the decision to drive 70mph into a building. Because only death could save me from this wooded hell.
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3 z 3 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.4 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 12. března 2014
Vazne uzasna "hra". Pet minut bezite po mape ke stromu ktery mate pokacet, pak kolem nej krouzite jak magori a hledate podle radaru spravne misto kam si stoupnout, potom zmacknete mezernik a koukame na 57 vterin dlouhou hnusnou animaci . Mozna se to zlepsi ksyz si clovek poridi nejaky stroj, ale to jsem nemel silu zjistovat.
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1 z 1 osob (100%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.8 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 20. prosince 2013
Hra je náročná a má špatnou grafiku.
Jenom běháte po mapě s motorovkou od stromu ke stromu. Stromy porazíte zmáčknutím jednoho tlačítka a o zbytek se vždy postará stejná animace.
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725 z 811 osob (89%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
2.4 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 19. prosince 2013
This game sucks. The chainsaw gives you the most money per tree, everything else earns you less so there is no point in buying machinery. You also move the fastest while on foot, when strafing, the vehicles are super slow. Oh and you also fall through the terrain constantly, there is even a button for resetting your vehicle when it happens so it's not like the developers didn't know about it.
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451 z 535 osob (84%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
0.7 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 19. prosince 2013
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!
This game is atrocious and is unfinished.
The gameplay is so repetitive and boring, you cannot see other players, if you run up cars you go flying into the air.
Would have had more fun ripping out my eyeballs.
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373 z 452 osob (83%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
6.1 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 22. prosince 2013
Axes and chainsaws baby, the ORIGINAL hack-n-slash.

CAUTION: SPOILERS AHEAD!

Your first mission has you run off to the "haunted forest" to remove three trees so that the undercrop can grow! But why is it a haunted forest? What horrible fate befell those who named it? WHO THE F*** knows!

It just is. You're not here to solve some sort of godd**n MYSTERY - you're here to chop down some trees, and that's what your going to do!

Plot? Reason? Purpose? You're HACKING DOWN TREES! Why do you *need* a reason?

Fine, fine, some Douglas Firs killed your parents and now you're the MOTHERF**KING BATMAN OF THE WOODS. You're not the lumberjack they deserve, you're the flannel wearing badass that they NEED.

Are the cops going to chop down trees? Feh, I don't think so. The firemen? Sure, they might have axes, but they're not going to deforest an entire nature preserve on a whim because they're too busy fighting friggin' fires. So it's up to YOU and your in-game vehicle...

...the CHAINSAW.

Sure, you don't actually RIDE it, and yeah - any car that you actually do come across, although parked, glitches like a mother and launches you about 1,000 feet in the air - but does it hurt you? NO. Why?

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GOD**N BATMAN, THAT'S WHY.

Now shut up, buy this game and play, the fate of the world just might depend on it...

...

...it *probably* doesn't, because it is a f***ing game about cutting down trees...but ya know...

IT MIGHT. It just might.
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654 z 826 osob (79%) ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
1 osoba ohodnotila tuto recenzi jako vtipnou
0.6 hodin celkem
Přidáno: 19. prosince 2013
Don't even. Not even as a joke. You'll regret it within a small number of minutes. Possibly less than that. I've heard that wood dust gives you cancer, anyway.
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