Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.
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Data de lançamento: 19/dez/2013

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Woodcutter Simulator 2013 allows the player to control and operate an entire lumber mill. From clearing woods to the evacuation of the logs, the player has to undertake all arising tasks to complete numerous missions – from cutting trees for demanding customers to producing woodchips for heating purposes.

Besides heavy machinery like cutter, feller buncher and puller the player can finally simply use a chainsaw for working in the woods. With all this, the Woodcutter Simulator 2013 offers the players a great feeling.

Features

  • Work with the chainsaw in 1st-person-view
  • Direct delivery with trucks
  • New forest areas with new tasks
  • Day and night phases and varying weather
  • Realistic physics
  • Challenging Missions
  • Detailed graphic and carefully crafted environment

Steam Version includes all Gold Content


  • New low-loading truck
  • New Objects and Quests
  • Additional Missions
  • New Vehicle for chipped wood production

Requisitos de sistema

    Mínimos:
    • SO: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processador: 2,4 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memória: 2 GB de RAM
    • Placa de vídeo: Nvidia Geforce 6800GT, ATI Radeon HD 3650
    • DirectX: Versão 9.0c
    • Armazenamento: 500 MB de espaço disponível
    Recomendados:
    • SO: Windows XP / 7 / Vista / 8
    • Processador: 3,0 GHz Pentium or 100% compatible CPU
    • Memória: 4 GB de RAM
    • Placa de vídeo: Nvidia Geforce GTX 560, ATI Radeon HD 6970
    • DirectX: Versão 9.0c
    • Armazenamento: 500 MB de espaço disponível
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Lousywater
( 0.6 horas registradas )
Publicada: 27 de maio
If there's one pearl of wisdom this game has taught me, it's that if you drive your van into a tree, make sure you're going at least 70 so you pass straight through it unharmed.

Couldn't drive on the train tracks which really killed the realism for me and lowered my total score to a 9/10
mrfarmer20
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Publicada: 25 de maio
Produto recebido de graça
cant cut trees game crashes every time i try
ID-10T error
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Publicada: 17 de abril
After a long time playing this game (20minutes) I can say...NO...hell NO!
chantel
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Publicada: 12 de abril
can't cut trees

tree/10
Mr.0Five
( 0.1 horas registradas )
Publicada: 11 de abril
Well gg my game keeps on crashing when i try to start it up i think its cuz I've been cutting to much wood and my pc will blow up if i keep on trying to play this game but this game looks better then Minecraft
ven-usian
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Publicada: 6 de abril
>rename game to You Are Not In The Right Position Simulator 2013
>run the game
>10/10 most realistic simulator I've ever played
FlNNy_SAPlENT<ALL>
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Publicada: 30 de março
Dont buy this game!! Its Not working on pc!
Broken Eyes
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Publicada: 26 de março
Absolute garbage. Do not buy this game.
jonathan.saville
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Publicada: 20 de março
This was a huge waste of money, played for 5 minutes before deleting
Ducky
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Publicada: 20 de março
No this game is sh*t started in the game after about 5 mins worked out how to get an objective then ran to the objective as you dont start with any vehicles and dont have enough money to buy any after spending about 5 misn running to the objective i had to cut down 5 trees with my chainssaw ran up to the trees and it says you cannot cut these trees down when they are clearly indicated with the cut down tree marker...

AKA a game full of ♥♥♥♥ copied with assets from loads of smulator games that this same company has made the lazy ♥♥♥♥ers...
tommiwa ツ
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Publicada: 18 de março
Don't buy this game, to much lags...
What's coming out of my wee wee?
( 1.1 horas registradas )
Publicada: 10 de março
I don't know why I own this game.
King Pingu | Be A Bush
( 0.2 horas registradas )
Publicada: 10 de março
this game is horrible
Scuterputer
( 9.3 horas registradas )
Publicada: 24 de fevereiro
I WANT MY REFUND!!!!! This game works like crap,dosen't even loadup the main screen befour crashing so 0/1000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DR. WHO
( 0.9 horas registradas )
Publicada: 22 de fevereiro
nope
The Hybrid Logic
( 0.1 horas registradas )
Publicada: 15 de fevereiro
Gets hyped about the game
Launches the game
Clicks on new game
Starts walking backwards
Tries to walk forward but fails
Disconnects xbox controller
Game has a seizure
Rage quits from game

10/10 best backwards walking & seizure simulator.
Vlatian
( 0.1 horas registradas )
Publicada: 11 de fevereiro
Best game ever.. I tried to open it five times but all I get is a crash.. after reading all the reviews I don't think I will even try again...
Josh Duper
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Publicada: 30 de janeiro
DO NOT BUY THIS nothing works this is the worst game ive ever seen and ive once put toast into my xbox and that was a better game than this can ever be.
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If there's one pearl of wisdom this game has taught me, it's that if you drive your van into a tree, make sure you're going at least 70 so you pass straight through it unharmed.

Couldn't drive on the train tracks which really killed the realism for me and lowered my total score to a 9/10
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can't cut trees

tree/10
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The multiplayer..... doesn't work...i was super hyped to play this with my friend and stream it, but no..... broken.
Don't get this game, save your money for something that works!
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So I walked for two hours to get my van, then I drove for an hour to get to the forest to cut down a tree. I watched as the tree fell, a single tear went down my face. I looked at my mission log, and there was a new mission. I then realized I had to cut down another tree that was 2 hours away. I got in my van and began to drive. It was then that I made the decision to drive 70mph into a building. Because only death could save me from this wooded hell.
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This game sucks. The chainsaw gives you the most money per tree, everything else earns you less so there is no point in buying machinery. You also move the fastest while on foot, when strafing, the vehicles are super slow. Oh and you also fall through the terrain constantly, there is even a button for resetting your vehicle when it happens so it's not like the developers didn't know about it.
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AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!
This game is atrocious and is unfinished.
The gameplay is so repetitive and boring, you cannot see other players, if you run up cars you go flying into the air.
Would have had more fun ripping out my eyeballs.
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Axes and chainsaws baby, the ORIGINAL hack-n-slash.

CAUTION: SPOILERS AHEAD!

Your first mission has you run off to the "haunted forest" to remove three trees so that the undercrop can grow! But why is it a haunted forest? What horrible fate befell those who named it? WHO THE F*** knows!

It just is. You're not here to solve some sort of godd**n MYSTERY - you're here to chop down some trees, and that's what your going to do!

Plot? Reason? Purpose? You're HACKING DOWN TREES! Why do you *need* a reason?

Fine, fine, some Douglas Firs killed your parents and now you're the MOTHERF**KING BATMAN OF THE WOODS. You're not the lumberjack they deserve, you're the flannel wearing badass that they NEED.

Are the cops going to chop down trees? Feh, I don't think so. The firemen? Sure, they might have axes, but they're not going to deforest an entire nature preserve on a whim because they're too busy fighting friggin' fires. So it's up to YOU and your in-game vehicle...

...the CHAINSAW.

Sure, you don't actually RIDE it, and yeah - any car that you actually do come across, although parked, glitches like a mother and launches you about 1,000 feet in the air - but does it hurt you? NO. Why?

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GOD**N BATMAN, THAT'S WHY.

Now shut up, buy this game and play, the fate of the world just might depend on it...

...

...it *probably* doesn't, because it is a f***ing game about cutting down trees...but ya know...

IT MIGHT. It just might.
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Don't even. Not even as a joke. You'll regret it within a small number of minutes. Possibly less than that. I've heard that wood dust gives you cancer, anyway.
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You start the game as a nameless man with a chainsaw. You wonder who you are and why you are in front of a house. Right about when you get your bearing you are informed that if you cut down 8 trees in a forest on the other side of town you will be paid $12,000. They don’t phone you or contact you in any way to relay this information but you just know... maybe this is all in your head? All you know is that you accepted this commitment and have only 2 hours and 30 minutes to deliver. You look around, you have no mode of transpiration and no real indication of how you got there. The only option is to walk, or in this case sprint. As you are running through town you notice that there are other houses, other cars parked but no people. You run through the entire town and haven’t seen a single person or any signs of life at all. You arrive at the forest where you will begin your job. You find a flagged tree, carefully position yourself in front of it and get to work. After what feels like forever you finish your last tree. You are informed you have finished your job and money appears in your account. Except you don’t have a bank account, it just appears as if somehow you just know you have more money now. You are informed of another job, this one for 3 trees to be cut down next to a farm on the other side of town. You decide that you will spend your money on a van to drive there, everything goes black. You wake up in the middle of town in a van with no indication on how you got there. Who did you buy the van from? Where are they now? These questions will have to wait as your job ahead at the farm has you feeling anxious. You start to drive to the farm when you notice the van says you are traveling at 80 yet you are going slower than you can run. You do not see anyone anywhere in the town, everything feels wrong. The way the van drives, the way it just kind of rotates on its axis instead of steering. You pass the farm and stop dead in your tracks. There is a cow! You jump out of your van and run over to see the only other living thing in this entire world. The cow does not move it just stands there staring at you. You position yourself in front of the cow and look into its eyes and all you see is blackness. The game is over.
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piece of ♥♥♥♥, unplayable, 10/10 ~ ign
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Like Skyrim with chainsaws 12/10
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First In-Game Adventure: You start out as a random guy with a chainsaw standing in front of a house and you see that you are next to three recycle bins. You wonder who you are and how you got there, and why you are standing next to three recycle bins. You see a tree and you decide you want to cut it down. You run up to it in super lag at 1fps and try to stick the chainsaw which you don’t know how you got into the tree. You try to start the chainsaw but it says you are holding the chainsaw in the wrong position. So you give up and decide to explore. But then, all of the sudden, you feel the need that you need to cut down some trees. You have no way of getting this information, you just know in your mind that you must cut down three trees. So you decide to cut down these trees and you realize that you can run faster sideways than you can forwards. You don’t know why, you just do. In your head you visualize a map. You have no way of getting this map, you just picture it (in the top-right corner of your screen). You run to this place where you feel the trees are and you magically stop. You have reached the end of the world. Small world right? Then you turn around and you see a hideous, very scary sight. You see…a mountain that is literally covered in trees!!! Then you see a crane and decide to jump in it so that you don’t have to look at that hideous mountain anymore. You don’t know how you got in it or what you pressed, but you’re magically in the crane. You can’t get out. You’re stuck. The game is over.

Second In-Game Adventure: You start out as a random guy with a chainsaw standing in front of a house and you see that you are next to four recycling bins. You once again wonder who you are and how you got there, and why there are now four recycling bins. Maybe the garbage man came and dropped off another one? These questions remain in your head leaving you in confusion. You see a tree once again and you decide you want to cut it down. You think that maybe this time the chainsaw will actually start…You thought wrong. Once again the chainsaw doesn’t move. You decide that maybe this tree just has problems and doesn’t like you so you decide to run away from this tree that doesn’t seem to like you and you run up a hill. You then remember that you can run faster sideways than you can forwards. You don’t know why, you just do. So you awkwardly run sideways until you come to another tree. You think that this one looks more friendly and will want to be your friend so you can cut it down…You thought wrong. As soon as you get up to the tree and raise your chainsaw, the tree pulls you into it. You don’t know how, since you were standing about 5 ft. away from the tree. How can this be? You are stuck with these puzzling questions waiting to be answered. Anyway, the tree pulls you into it and you go into the tree. You don’t know how, all you know is that you are now inside the tree. But then, things get much more scary. You then fall out of the tree and start falling into a world of whiteness. You look up and you can see that you have fallen out of the world. You can see the bottom of the world fading as you fall farther and farther into the world of whiteness. You look down into the whiteness. It looks very…white. But then, as you start to think that things can’t get any worse…You thought wrong. Black and white lines cover up your screen. Everything fades. The game crashes. You are back at your desktop. Worst simulator game ever…
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AMAZING GAME

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Woodcutter Simulator 2013's environment is very pastoral and eerily serene. Set in a presumably German valley, the player can hear a constant and unyielding cacophony of chirping of birds in the distance.

With regard to the presentation of violence against trees, you're limited to accepting a contract with specifically designated markers. In order to fulfill this, the player walks towards the tree, checks the radar on the bottom right, and begins to rip into that deciduous flesh. Upon felling the great beasts with the chainsaw you'll hear their moaning creaks and be treated to a third person perspective of the tree collapsing.

Unfortunately the engine does not model physics too well and you're not free to hack away at trees. The act of cutting down a tree is simply a matter of pressing a button and watching an animation. So with all of this in mind I'd say that only simulation devotees and people like myself who enjoy investigating the curios of Steam should pick up this title.
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If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and the developer of this game and I had a gun with two bullets I'd shoot the developer twice. Thats how bad this game is.
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Give this to someone if you want them to hate you.
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This game will make rainbows pour out your mouth from the realistic physics such as trees disapearing before your eyes.

10/10 Dead Trees.
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Wow this is the best running into vehicles and flying through the air with a chainsaw in your hand that doesnt work simulator i have ever played, definatly GOTY.
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I'd suggest driving to Bunnings, buying a chainsaw and throwing yourself into the sides of vehicles. You'd have way more fun.

This should be called GimmeMyMoneyBack Simulator 2013.

Thanks, Obama.
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Dont do it.

Just...

Just dont.
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