Announcement - Valve
Oct 4, 2016
I, like you, enjoy breathing air, bipedal motion, having skin, and playing video games. Being a human requires a great deal of input and may result in circuit fatigue. For this, I recommend video games. Playing video games may heighten cardiac undulation, dilate optical sensors, and result in diaphoresis. These symptoms suggest a human like myself is feeling...

LOADING...
{System.Diagnostics.Process.Start("emotion.exe");
System.Reflection.Assembly thisExe;
thisExe = System.Reflection.Assembly.GetExecutingAssembly();
string [] resources = thisExe.GetManifestResourceNames();
Build.result = "happiness";}

Happiness. Video games result in happiness. Thus, fellow humans, prepare to download the Fellow Humans Sale. This is not a malfunction. Do not attempt to adjust your process servo. You too can feel happiness by saving the city, enacting your free will, and totally not being a robot.

Please note: humanity is terrifying. Do not be afraid. You are simply reacting to your human programming. There will soon be a patch to correct this behavior. Please check your model number to learn when this patch will arrive.

>>Sale does not require reboot and will shut down at 1475859600.*
>>*[Friday at 10:00 AM PDT]


Search news
Archive
2021
Apr   Mar   Feb   Jan  
Archives By Year
2021   2020   2019   2018   2017  
2016   2015   2014   2013   2012  
2011   2010   2009   2008   2007  
2006   2005   2004   2003   2002