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About This Game

Blobituary is a party game for 1-4 players, run by a game-show host with a warm smile and a sincere wish to watch you lose. Bring friends or come alone. The host is happy either way.

You are small and adorable. That will not save you.

Across 25+ short mini-games you'll race, brawl, dodge and betray your way through a candy-colored world that is quietly rooting against all of you. The host writes everything down: the points, sure, but also who shoved whom off a ledge, who left a friend in the lava, and who gloated about winning.

Most party games forget a round the second it ends. This one doesn't. The host narrates your worst moments as they happen, remembers who did what to whom, and closes every match with a ceremony of personalized insults you have absolutely earned. Win too much and it turns the room against you. Lose too much and it will never let you forget.

Snowball duels. Light-cycle traps. Lethal musical chairs. Quick-draw standoffs, wrecking balls, crumbling floors, a masquerade where every dancer looks alike and one of them is you. Every game is short, and every game ends on a moment somebody gets blamed for.

No friends free tonight? The bots don't need company to be cruel. They fight back and they hold grudges just like everyone else.

• 1 player against bots that remember what you did

• 2–4 players on one couch, the classic way

• Online: use matchmaking or open a lobby, settle your grudges at range. No friend requests needed. Remote Play Together works too.

Nobody bleeds in Blobituary. A losing blob poofs into a little drifting soul and an X-eyed tombstone, and the survivors play on over the stain. You can stream it and play it with absolutely anyone, and it will still end in an argument. The pain is emotional.

Pick your blob. Take on the bots, or find out what three friends do when they all want the same crown.

Blobituary: every loss gets a headstone.

Wishlist now. The host is expecting you.