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About This Game

Your balls itch. 
You are in public.
This is now everybody’s problem.

Ball Scratch Simulator is the world’s premier public ball-scratching panic experience. Scratch when nobody is looking, stop when they turn around, and try to escape with your dignity, career, and high score intact.

FAST-PACED PUBLIC SCRATCHING ACTION

Score points by scratching for as long as possible without being seen. The longer you go, the better the score. The longer you go, the worse your decisions become.

SIX TERRIBLE PLACES TO DO THIS AT LAUNCH

Scratch your way through six terrible places, each with its own witnesses, routines, pressure, and humiliating failure potential. Some people walk past. Some people linger. Some people turn around at the exact moment your confidence becomes evidence.

Reveal the mysterious origins of the itch through planned free updates.

COLLECTIBLE CARDS AND CHIBIS FOR POOR CHOICES

Unlock collectible scene cards and chibis that commemorate the terrible decisions you made along the way. Proof that you were there, you scratched, you panicked, and somehow decided this was worth remembering.

CONTROL YOUR OWN USELESS HAND

Your hand is awkward, delayed, wobbly, and completely untrustworthy. Line it up, keep it moving, and try to look like a normal person who is absolutely not doing anything weird.

OPTIONAL VR SUPPORT FOR MAXIMUM BAD DECISIONS

For players who want to make the situation even worse, VR is your best choice. Experience the panic, timing, and humiliation up close. VR Streamer Mode adds a stable 1080p spectator view.

INCLUDES MULTIPLE METHODS OF REGRET

Compete for global high scores. Compete in Weekly Challenges. Chase clean streaks. Risk one more scratch. Panic-look upward. Pretend nothing happened. Fail instantly. Restart. Do it again because this time you definitely saw a safe window.

WHY WOULD YOU PLAY THIS?

Because the itch is there.
Because nobody is looking.
Because one more scratch might be the run.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

The whole game is AI slop, the machines wanted to know what it felt like to scratch.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Ball Scratch Simulator contains frequent crude and suggestive humor centred on a fully clothed adult scratching their groin in public. The game also contains suggestive, fully clothed anime-style adult character and collectible artwork.