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Sloppy Warfare
A loud, dumb, fast shooter. Troops raid an island full of shady old billionaires, blow up their temple and haul them to a prison boat in their bathrobes. Buy your guns, buy your strikes, call in a pufferfish. The lead mode is Capture the Pedo. Fictional rich guys, all adults, all satire.

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Features
Single-player
Online PvP
Family Sharing
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Coming Soon To Early Access

The developers of this game intend to release as a work in progress, developing with the feedback of players.

Note: Games in Early Access are not complete and may or may not change further. If you are not excited to play this game in its current state, then you should wait to see if the game progresses further in development. Learn more

What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“I'm building Sloppy Warfare as a one-man slop shop. The game is playable, but getting the feel, performance and multiplayer balance right takes people actually playing it. Early Access gives us room to fix the rough edges with your feedback. Tell me what is fun, what is broken and what makes you quit a match.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“Roughly 6–12 months from the Early Access launch. That is our current estimate, not a fixed deadline. We plan to use that time to improve multiplayer reliability and performance, refine balance and controls, and polish the existing maps, modes and progression with player feedback. The timeline may change depending on testing and the work still needed; we will keep players updated through Steam announcements.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“We plan to improve performance and multiplayer reliability, refine balance and controls, and polish the existing maps, modes and progression. Additional content may follow as development allows. Buy for what is playable now; future features and dates are not guaranteed.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The current build includes Team Deathmatch, Bomb, Capture, Mutation and Gulch, with weapons, abilities, bots and player-hosted Steam multiplayer. Online progression is stored by our backend. This is still an in-development game: bugs, balance changes and performance or connection issues are possible. Internet access is required for online play and progression.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“Early Access will have a lower base price. We plan to raise it for the full release as the game becomes more complete. If you buy during Early Access, you keep the game when it leaves Early Access; you do not have to buy it again.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“Use the Steam Community discussions to report bugs, suggest changes and tell us what you like or hate. For bugs, include your map and mode, computer specs and what happened before it broke. We'll use that feedback to prioritize fixes and post updates through Steam. I'm a one-man slop shop, so honest, specific feedback helps a lot.”
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Planned Release Date: Q4 2026

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About This Game

Raid the island


Sloppy Warfare is a first person shooter about one simple job. A squad of Troops lands on an island owned by some very rich, very suspicious old men, and those old men paid for a private army. Get in, wreck their stuff, drag them out.

It plays fast. Quick kills, aim down sights, slide, mantle, buy your loadout with the cash you make, then spend the rest on something that falls out of the sky. It never takes itself seriously.

Five modes


  • Capture the Pedo. Season one's lead mode. Three old billionaires are hiding on Resort Island in their bathrobes. Grab one, throw him over your shoulder and get him onto the prison boat while his guards try to stop you. Get two of them on board before the clock runs out. They complain the whole way.
  • Temple Deathmatch. 8 on 8, Troops vs Billionaires on Temple Cay or Slopwater. Respawns, cash, strikes, and after a couple of minutes a hero shows up. First team to 80 wins.
  • Bomb the Temple. 6 on 6, one life a round. Buy, plant the charge, hold it. Or stop it. When it goes off, the temple comes down.
  • Mutation. Survivors against the Alpha and the infected. Everyone who gets caught joins the horde. Hold out and get to the helicopter.
  • Slop Gulch. Vehicle battles across open terrain. Fight on foot or grab a ride.

Buy your chaos


Kills and objectives earn cash. Cash buys guns, armor, grenades and strikes. A Scout Drone, a Strike Run where jets walk bombs down the line you point at, an attack Gunship, a Juggernaut suit with a minigun, a Riot Juggernaut with a shield, a homing Puff Fish, and a pack of Tigers (or Demons if you're on the Billionaires' side). Or point your finger and use it as a gun: Heaven's Mercy for the Troops, Hell's Fury for the Billionaires.

18 guns to buy, from a six-shot revolver to a battle rifle to an anti-air launcher that takes down the other team's gunship. Add sights, suppressors and mags to whatever you're holding.

Heroes


In Temple Deathmatch and Capture the Pedo, the sky opens. The Templar comes down for the Troops and the Devil comes up for the Billionaires. Wings, a big blade, and a few minutes of being everybody's problem.

Bots that fill every seat


Every mode runs with bots, so a solo match feels like a full lobby. Pick their difficulty from Recruit to Veteran in a private match. Play through player-hosted Steam multiplayer or jump into a solo match with bots. Online play and progression require an internet connection.

It's a satire


Everyone in Sloppy Warfare is fictional and an adult. The billionaires are made up. The joke is on the very rich and the people who guard them, and it stays a joke the whole time.

Made by Systems Logic & Automation Group LLC.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some content was made with AI tools. Character voices use ElevenLabs voices; lines are written by the developer, and some were generated in those voices and reviewed. The menu and some match music, some sound effects and a few environment textures were AI-generated and then edited in-house. The studio intro video was AI-generated. Every character model, weapon, animation and store image is purchased or hand-made art. Store screenshots are real gameplay captures. The game doesn't generate any AI content while you play.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Sloppy Warfare is a violent satire for mature players. It contains frequent gun violence, blood, explosions, dismemberment, crude humour, strong language and tobacco use. The mode name Capture the Pedo refers to fictional adult billionaires as child predators. All characters depicted are adults; no children, sexual acts, abuse scenes or nudity are shown. No real people are depicted.

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-6500 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960 2GB or equivalent WebGL 2-capable GPU
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 15 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Provisional development targets. Final native PC requirements and performance are still being validated.
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    Minimum:
    • Requires an Apple processor
    • OS: macOS 13 Ventura or later
    • Processor: Apple Silicon M1 Pro or better
    • Memory: 16 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Apple Silicon integrated GPU with WebGL 2 support
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 15 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Apple Silicon only; Intel Macs are not supported. Provisional development targets; lower-end performance is still being validated. Internet required for online play and progression.
    Recommended:
    • Requires an Apple processor