Take your seat at a strange low-poly table where four kings wage a real-time strategy war on the board in front of you, while the room around you melts, the sky falls and a mole sells you crates from under the floor. A surreal board-game RTS full of secrets.

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About This Game

A board game that does not stay on the board

You sit at a dark table in first person. Around you sit three other kings. On the table between you, a real-time strategy battle plays out — and you command your side of it.

But the room has a mind of its own. The walls are thin. The sun sets behind them, planets drift past, it snows indoors, the floor tilts, the lights go strange. Every evening at the table is a little different, and some of it you will only ever see once.

Features

  • Real-time strategy on a tabletop — command your army on the board in front of you, from your own chair.

  • A room that is alive — dozens of rare, surreal events: sunsets and moonrises, meteor showers, black holes, storms, visitors from the sky.

  • The mole's shop under the floor — climb down to an old mole who sells crates, curiosities and odd jobs, and watch his television while you shop.

  • A strange opening you can return to — a dark, funny and unsettling short adventure with secrets, endings and achievements of its own.

  • Thrones, crowns and masks — earn your way up from a wooden chair to a throne, and make your mask your own.

  • Hand-made low-poly look — neon, shadows and a lot of small details to find.

  • Photosensitivity warning: this game contains flashing lights and rapidly changing visual effects. A warning is shown at launch.

  • Warning pum pum

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI is everywhere even here, and I didn't learn how to code, thankfully (only how to light up LED). So I used AI to create this GAME.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Cartoonish, stylized violence: low-poly characters are struck, knocked out or "taken" in a dark, comedic short adventure; brief blood splashes in one scene. Some unsettling horror imagery (a masked figure, demons, skulls). Crude humor. Frequent flashing lights.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 11 compatible GPU with WebGL 2 support (Intel HD Graphics 620 or equivalent)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 600 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10/11 64-bit
    • Processor: Quad-core 3.0 GHz
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 / AMD Radeon RX 560 or better
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 600 MB available space
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