Planned Release Date: 2027

About This Game

Grandpa is retired. The underworld didn't get the memo.

Somebody put a price on the old man's head — and every time he survives, the bounty doubles. Hitmen, bikers, ninjas, riot cops, helicopters and a municipal bulldozer are coming through the picket fence. Grandpa has a pistol, a cold beer, and absolutely no intention of leaving his plastic chair.

Aim, shoot, survive, upgrade. You aim the pistol yourself. Everything else in the garden fights on its own.

• Exponential chaos — waves grow until thousands of assassins flood the yard and the screen turns into a carpet of casings and bad decisions.
  
• Build a backyard fortress — unlock machine-gun garden gnomes, an Uzi-wielding cat, shotgun tripwires, a lawn sprinkler, an electric fence and grenades. Each has its own upgrade branch and a final choice between two evolutions.
  
• Elemental combos — soak them with the sprinkler, then electrify the puddle. Set them on fire, then blow them up. Chain reactions are encouraged.
  
• Run-defining cards — every few waves, pick one of three offers: ricocheting bullets, beer bombs, kitten reinforcements, cursed bargains, and fusions that break the game in the best way.
  
• Beer, but tactical — drink to heal and hit harder. Drink too much and Grandpa's aim starts to wobble. Drink way too much and he takes a nap mid-firefight.
  
• Stand Up — once the rage meter is full, Grandpa rises from his chair, time slows to a crawl, you mark your targets, and he settles every account before sitting back down.
  
• Pigeon storms — sometimes the sky turns grey. It's not rain.
  
• A huge permanent skill tree — spend your bounty money after every run. Previews show exactly what you get: "Hitman: 5 shots → 4".
  
• Bosses with a grudge — a gold-toothed mobster from the old days and a city enforcement chief on a bulldozer who has a problem with your unlicensed chair.
  
• 15 languages, procedural pixel art, an adaptive lounge-jazz soundtrack that turns into a spy thriller when things get loud.

Grandpa doesn't do mornings, small talk or getting up. He does, however, do this.

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Game text translations and parts of the store page and marketing text were created with AI assistance. All art, music and sound effects are made without generative AI.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Comic pixel-art shooter. The player defends a retired hitman against waves of human assassins with guns and garden gadgets. Includes cartoon blood (can be turned off in settings) and a beer-drinking mechanic.