Planned Release Date: To be announced

About This Game

Grr Grr Gnomes is a co-op adventure about tiny gnomes stuck on a very big ocean.

You have a ship.

You have your friends.

You have absolutely no idea what you're doing.

Good luck.

Go somewhere

Sail across the ocean and look for islands that hopefully contain something useful.

Fuel? Great.

Food? Nice.

A horrible creature that immediately starts chasing you? Also possible.

Eventually you'll have to leave the ship, which is usually when everything starts going wrong.

Steal everything that isn't nailed down

Run around islands grabbing anything that looks even slightly useful and drag it back to the ship.

Supplies, equipment, weird junk, questionable objects...

If you can carry it, it's probably coming with you.

Just remember that someone eventually has to make it back to the boat.

Get attacked by things

The islands have residents.

Most of them are not happy to see you.

Fight strange creatures, run away from bigger strange creatures, rescue your friends when they do something stupid, and try not to lose half the crew because someone wanted to "check something real quick."

Keep the boat alive

The ship is the only thing getting you home, so naturally it's going to become everyone's problem.

Keep it supplied, keep it moving, and try not to ruin everything before reaching the next island.

Simple.

Probably.

Somehow find your way home

Every island gets you a little further across the ocean.

Explore weird places, survive increasingly questionable situations, and keep sailing until you finally figure out how to get home.

Or don't.

The gnomes are doing their best.