About This Game

Discover a post-apocalyptic Earth where the next evolution of Humanity is Crinchures!

You ever wanna play a gacha game on the side (or an active Incremental?), while you're grinding OSRS or whatever? HEYYYY I MADE A GAME FOR YOU!! We made more than 2000 unique things to discover and collect!

If you like writing, you'll find something special here :) 175+ unique, hand-written events from the deranged mind of a crazy lady who really loves CUTE AND WEIRD THINGS!

Humanity really screwed it up this time! Explore a unique take on Earth, full of friendship, magic! and there's definitely no world ending threat, nope not at all!

Each area has its own unique Crinchures, along with Soulblades (because they're COOL), Ingredients (for baking!), Treats (from smashing ingredients together!), Recipes (to make the Treats, duh), Marks of Mastery (for Baking REALLY SPECIAL THINGS!), Magical Mass (the foundation of any good spell), Infusions (the seasoning on any good spell, mmm tasty!), OH AND COSMETICS! SO MANY COSMETICS!

Get new Crinchures, see new places, bake treats, hang out with your buddies! I literally cannot even fit everything in this game in the description so you're JUST GONNA HAVE TO COME PLAY IT AND FIND OUT!

maybe you'll even free the ancient avatar of capitalism from their prison? which would be a really bad thing, by the way, but I'm sure it'll be okay with the power of friendship!

Play your way!

(Vibey Crinchure)  (Questy Crinchure)

Looking for a challenge? QUEST mode will challenge you to save your partner before they succumb to a terrible virus!

Just wanna collect stuff? vibes mode is for you! No time limit, no stress - just enjoy the vibes!

Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...

• How will you approach the Crinchures?

• What's the best treat to get that Crinchure I'm missing?

• Which Swords will you Enshrine?

• Should you hunt for the Superdope, special and shiny Crinchures? or just take whatever you can get?

• WHAT'S MY CRINCHURESONA GONNA LOOK LIKE?? (here's mine) 

Discover Crinchures, Soulblades, Ingredients, and so much more!

• 36k+ Words of Events and Flavor Text

• 428 Crinchures

• 379+ Superdope variations

• 376 Marks of Mastery

• 273 Ingredients

• 175 Unique, hand-written Events

• 132 Soulblades

• 23 Treats and Recipes