Planned Release Date: Jul 31, 2025

About This Game

It's early July, and you're a crook named Thommatt. You've been employed by an anonymous contractor to go to President Rump's rally, and fake an assassination. You're promised a lifetime amount of eggs!

Liberals have had enough of Rump and his beautiful economy and amazing living conditions, and they want an end to it to create HELL ON EARTH. As an independent contractor, it's on you to decide if money IS the true purpose of your life. You've had back pain all your life, and have had a surgery gone wrong. Will you take your anger out by reining hell on God's Green America, or save it from the blue haired liberals that only aim to cause destruction and nothing more?

Features

25 levels to attempt to assassinate Rump in (with more to come)!

An economy tracker that dictates the price of things like game consoles or groceries depending on how successful you are!

Bhop and surf mechanics - Just in case you want that extra flair!

Scoring system. Can you unlock the secret T**n T****s level?

No AI used!

Solo dev, but I must simply thank my country's healthcare system for making me come up with the concept of this game! Truly inspirational!