Take part of history’s greatest battle of Green VS. Tan. Fight amongst and against others online. Jump, shoot and roll your way into victory with fast paced objective based gameplay. Sometimes the greatest battles are fought by the smallest of soldiers.
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Mostly Positive (51) - 72% of the 51 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Mostly Positive (2,167) - 73% of the 2,167 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Dec 8, 2015

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October 26

Patch 1.19 - Halloween Hustle

We are excited to be launching patch 1.19 today*. This new update brings a TON of backend improvements and changes but I'm sure the most exciting thing will be our brand new map Halloween Hustle!

*Ok, after a whole bunch of tricks tonight, it's time to enjoy some treats. The update is now live. Enjoy

Halloween Hustle is an exciting new map set on an outside porch during Halloween. This is a team deathmatch map with AI controlled skeletons thrown in to keep everyone on their toes.

Bot Update
As we mentioned in our most recent news post, we are diligently working on adding bots to The Mean Greens and we are making progress and we are looking at a tentative release of early 2019. We will of course keep everyone posted as things progress, the best place to stay up to day is our Official Discord channel so be sure to join the community.

Other Changes
Patch 1.19 brings a bunch of other changes and additions to the game you already know and love! We have made a lot of changes to our particle VFX including a brand-new flamethrower effect that really is hot!

A few new taunts have also snuck into this build too so be sure to check them out.

We have also made a lot of back end improvements to the game, we upgraded the engine to version 4.20 and added some additional checks and improvements to our networking system. The ball in Barnyard Ball has been completely rewritten making it MUCH smoother and more reliable.

Throw in a bunch of performance improvements and bug fixes and you've got a patch we're pretty pumped about. We hope you enjoy this update and thanks for playing!

Attic Attack and Sandbox Showdown and temporarily being removed from the map list as we revamp the vehicles. We're making a LOT of improvements to them and these maps will return as soon as they are ready.

Steam Sale
To celebrate this new patch, we are running a 50% off sale!


Below is a list of the changes/fixes that made it into this patch.

- Added a new TDM map “Halloween Hustle”
- New Taunt-NahNaBooBoo
- New taunt (facepalm)

- Updated to Unreal Engine version 4.20
- Temporarily removed Attic Attack and Sandbox while we revamp them
- Updated hit reaction system
- New Flamethrower VFX
- Updated Melting VFX for Deep Freeze
- Updated fire on Off the Rails to be more performant, added light to light place
- Updated water splash impact for bathtub bash
- Updated splash material
- Updated ducks to have water moving vfx
- Updated Bathtub Bash map with new bubble bath water visuals and particle vfx for various props
- Off The Rails sudden death (capture all 3 points to trigger countdown)
- Completely rewrote how the ball is handled in Barnyard Ball for better performance and smooth movement
- Removed sprint stamina meter and tweaked animations/blending
- updated credits page

Bug Fixes:
- Localization updates
- Fixes for train - lighting changes, fixed some material issues
- Level selector UI fixes
- Fixed a typo on a box in Deep Freeze
- Fixed Deep Freeze fog not fading
- Material performance pass
- LOD performance pass
- Fixed some potential crashes with Lazy Hamster
- Fixed loss of control when gamepad disconnects
- Fixed some issues with tutorial level
- Fixed gamepad/keyboard binding issue which prevented use of controller and arrow keys

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October 19

Halloween Hustle - A Message From Virtual Basement

We wanted to take a moment to apologize for the delay, but we are still working diligently on adding bots to the game! We listened to your requests and want all of you to enjoy the game - the complexity of adding the bots is taking us sometime however. As of right now we are looking at a tentative update early next year for you guys.


In the meantime - We are excited to announce our Halloween Hustle map releasing October 26th! We are very excited for you all to play our newest addition. If you dare you can jump in the game with your friends...and the new AI skeletal foes that we added to spook things up!
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About This Game

Take part of history’s greatest battle of Green VS. Tan. Fight amongst and against others online. Jump, shoot and roll your way into victory with fast paced objective based gameplay. Sometimes the greatest battles are fought by the smallest of soldiers.

The Mean Greens is a 3rd-person shooter played from the perspective of toy army soldiers. Match up with others online for some friendly multiplayer competition. Enjoy a huge battle of up to 10 players in each environmentally unique map.

  • 10 Modes
  • 10 Maps
  • 6 Weapons
  • 5v5 Multiplayer Battles
  • Full Controller Support
  • Voice Chat
  • Text Chat
  • Party Matchmaking
  • Dedicated Servers

  • What does a bathtub, sunken boats, rubber ducks and a giant octopus have in common? The Mean Greens Bathtub Bash that’s what! Hop onto the floating rubber ducks and ride to the sunken ships in the middle of the map. Avoid crossfire, grab a flag off of the ship, and carry it to your base. The team with the most flags at the end of the round wins.

  • It’s game night! As The Mean Greens battle against each other in an all-out paper-craft war, more than dice will roll across this table. Go head-to-head as tan and green teams fight for control of the city. The objective is simple, be the first team to reach 30 kills.

  • Even a beautiful aquatic adventure has its dangers. Run over aquarium décor and capture flags in sunken ruins as you square off in an underwater playground. Fight your way across the duel bridges to steal the flag that sits in the sunken temples.
    This map puts a whole new twist on the traditional capture the flag mode with its “Low – gravity” action and captivating nautical theme.

  • It’s full on war to conquer the countertop in this decked out kitchen! Push the other team’s cup off the counter and destroy their only way to zipline into your territory.

  • The mood is a bit chilly as you fight your way through this food-filled freezer. Everyone melts the ice cube in the center to get to the lower level, and then it’s a mad rush as you try to free your frozen dinosaur before the opposing team releases theirs.

  • This train is leaving the station with or without you! Enjoy this Christmas themed level while you travel over holiday sweets to claim your capture points on this nostalgic toy train. It’s tug-of-war, as both tan and green teams battle back and forth to maintain control of all three capture points.

  • This farm style soccer match is a new take on Foosball that you’ve never experienced before. Shoot, blast, and push the ball into the enemies’ barn to score the most points. Don’t drop the ball and watch out for the moving 3-rod pigs and cows.

  • Got game? Explore a colorful world on top of chessboards, boxes, and racetracks. Hold the center of the map in this traditional King of the Hill game mode. Just don’t get hit by the other team or the racing cars.

  • It’s birthday time, but the other team is full of party-poopers that don’t want the festivities to begin. Fight your way up the cake and start the celebration by lighting all the candles on each layer. The attacking team must jump from the gelatin launch pad and onto the multi-layered cake to light each candle. The defending team must fend off the other team’s attempts to light each wick until time is up.

  • Turn the tables on your opponent in this death match. Be as crafty as you can to survive and mark your territory. Perfect the art of combat and chalk up those points to make it into the Champions Circle!

System Requirements

    • OS: windows 7
    • Processor: 2 GHz Dual-Core 64-bit CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX11 Compatible GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 14 GB available space
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection

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