Take part of history’s greatest battle of Green VS. Tan. Fight amongst and against others online. Jump, shoot and roll your way into victory with fast paced objective based gameplay. Sometimes the greatest battles are fought by the smallest of soldiers.
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Very Positive (161) - 85% of the 161 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Mostly Positive (4,887) - 78% of the 4,887 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Dec 8, 2015

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February 11

Patch 1.26 - Some Quality of Life Improvements

Patch 1.26 - Some Quality of Life Improvements

First off we wanted to say thank you and welcome to all the new players that picked up The Mean Greens during this most recent sale.

Today we have launched another quality of life update to the game improving a lot of things throughout the game. One of those things we've improved is the translation of the game in several different languages. With the help of some amazing members of our community we've been able to fix a lot of the issues in our continued effort to make the game better for people worldwide. We're also happy to announce that we've been able to add Portuguese to our list of supported languages. As usual we are still working to improve the languages and will continue to update them as we make progress.

Below is a list of the changes/fixes that made it into this patch.

- More vehicle spawns in sandbox
- Portuguese localization (thanks to Dead and Gone, and CachorroQuente)

- Some adjustments to audio volume/pitch
- Adjusted Deep Freeze lighting so it's less overly bright in some areas
- Removed emissive from ice material in Deep Freeze
- Optimization and lighting update for Off the Rails
- Updated hamsterball collision so it better matches the shape of the mesh and bullets can go through openings
- Adjusted M16 range to 10,000 units (from 6,000)
- Adjusted Shotgun damage to 16 (from 20)
- Updated Italian Localization (thanks Phobos)
- Updated Korean Localization (thanks DioklecijaN and Gomayang)
- Updated Chinese Localization (thanks hrider XY&Z )
- Updated German Localization (thanks EagleStriker13)
- Updated Spanish Localization (thanks Switch )
- Changed car size on Tabletop and adjusted positioning on some of them
- Adjusted weapon select when using mouse wheel to be like switching with number keys
- Made all maps visible without scrolling in the lobbies

Bug Fixes:
- Stopped music manager from running sound commands on dedicated server
- Fixed possibility of having health display 0 while you're still alive
- Fixed possibility of having timer in Tabletop display 0 without triggering a win
- Fixed possibility of having HUD in Deep Freeze display a completely thawed Dino without triggering a win
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February 4

Patch 1.25 - Your Dollar's Still Kickin' Butt!

Patch 1.25 - Your Dollar's Still Kickin' Butt!

With all the amazing support during our last sale we have decided to drop the regular price of The Mean Greens down to $4.99, and to celebrate we're running another massive sale on the game. The game is currently available for only $1.49! Please help spread the word so we can get those player counts up really high again.


We've made a lot of improvements to hit detection, especially in instances where lag is a factor. A lot of the levels have seen upgraded lighting and optimizations and we've added the ability to dodge roll backwards and diagonal sprint (pressing A or D while sprinting forward).

With this build we have made some changes to Toybox Assault that may potentially fix some of the lighting issues we're seeing on some Linux machines. If this does resolve the issue, we will roll out the fix to the rest of the maps.

As usual we love to hear your feedback and suggestions so please keep them coming.

Below is a list of the changes/fixes that made it into this patch.

- Added backwards combat roll
- Added diagonal sprinting
- Added 'on fire' effect when you're hit by a flame thrower
- Added damage taken sound when hit by flamethrower
- Added new objective SFX
- Added low health sound
- Added new got hit sound
- Added support for DirectX 10 (beta)

- Adjusted post effects for Fishtank Frenzy
- Updated Japanese localization (Thanks HoT_Chocol4tE)
- Updated Korean localization (Thanks DioklecijaN)
- Decreased fog in Table Top, more optimization for this level, updated lighting
- Improved lighting in Sandbox Showdown near flags
- Adjusted Global Illumination in Halloween Hustle
- Updated Flamethrower, improving material, fixing hit trace so it better aligns with particles
- Updated explosion and muzzle effects
- Kitchen Run optimization
- Updated bullet fly by sound cues
- Updated enemy killed indicator sound
- Updated sound when player is killed
- Adjusted some camera shakes
- Adjusted sound volumes
- Weapons reload 20% faster
- Weapons switch 50% faster
- Updated Sandbox Showdown's spawn points
- Adjusted blend times for landing/jumping

Bug Fixes:
- Fixed Octopus head so it would have more accurate bullet collision
- Fixed Octopus tentacle's not being synced with server so bullet collision could be off
- Fixed rockets exploding instantly when on ducks in Bathtub Bash
- Fixed warning spam of ducks being set to moveable
- Fixed weapon mismatch between client/server for impacts
- Fixed ice blocks melt speed and network spam
- Stopped network spam caused by damage from Skeletons
- lowered overall cost of impacts on players
- Fixed game mode crash
- Fixed a few potential issues that could cause reload bug
- Fixed lighting and reflections in Tutorial level
- Potentially fixed lighting issue on some Linux Machines on Toybox Assault
- Improved bullet impact accuracy
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About This Game

Take part of history’s greatest battle of Green VS. Tan. Fight amongst and against others online. Jump, shoot and roll your way into victory with fast paced objective based gameplay. Sometimes the greatest battles are fought by the smallest of soldiers.

The Mean Greens is a 3rd-person shooter played from the perspective of toy army soldiers. Match up with others online for some friendly multiplayer competition. Enjoy a huge battle of up to 10 players in each environmentally unique map.

  • 10 Modes
  • 10 Maps
  • 6 Weapons
  • 5v5 Multiplayer Battles
  • Full Controller Support
  • Voice Chat
  • Text Chat
  • Party Matchmaking
  • Dedicated Servers

  • What does a bathtub, sunken boats, rubber ducks and a giant octopus have in common? The Mean Greens Bathtub Bash that’s what! Hop onto the floating rubber ducks and ride to the sunken ships in the middle of the map. Avoid crossfire, grab a flag off of the ship, and carry it to your base. The team with the most flags at the end of the round wins.

  • It’s game night! As The Mean Greens battle against each other in an all-out paper-craft war, more than dice will roll across this table. Go head-to-head as tan and green teams fight for control of the city. The objective is simple, be the first team to reach 30 kills.

  • Even a beautiful aquatic adventure has its dangers. Run over aquarium décor and capture flags in sunken ruins as you square off in an underwater playground. Fight your way across the duel bridges to steal the flag that sits in the sunken temples.
    This map puts a whole new twist on the traditional capture the flag mode with its “Low – gravity” action and captivating nautical theme.

  • It’s full on war to conquer the countertop in this decked out kitchen! Push the other team’s cup off the counter and destroy their only way to zipline into your territory.

  • The mood is a bit chilly as you fight your way through this food-filled freezer. Everyone melts the ice cube in the center to get to the lower level, and then it’s a mad rush as you try to free your frozen dinosaur before the opposing team releases theirs.

  • This train is leaving the station with or without you! Enjoy this Christmas themed level while you travel over holiday sweets to claim your capture points on this nostalgic toy train. It’s tug-of-war, as both tan and green teams battle back and forth to maintain control of all three capture points.

  • This farm style soccer match is a new take on Foosball that you’ve never experienced before. Shoot, blast, and push the ball into the enemies’ barn to score the most points. Don’t drop the ball and watch out for the moving 3-rod pigs and cows.

  • Got game? Explore a colorful world on top of chessboards, boxes, and racetracks. Hold the center of the map in this traditional King of the Hill game mode. Just don’t get hit by the other team or the racing cars.

  • It’s birthday time, but the other team is full of party-poopers that don’t want the festivities to begin. Fight your way up the cake and start the celebration by lighting all the candles on each layer. The attacking team must jump from the gelatin launch pad and onto the multi-layered cake to light each candle. The defending team must fend off the other team’s attempts to light each wick until time is up.

  • Turn the tables on your opponent in this death match. Be as crafty as you can to survive and mark your territory. Perfect the art of combat and chalk up those points to make it into the Champions Circle!

System Requirements

SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: windows 7
    • Processor: 2 GHz Dual-Core 64-bit CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX11 Compatible GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 14 GB available space
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • OS: kernel 2.6.32 or newer & glibc 2.12.2 or newer
    • Processor: Quad-core Intel or AMD, 2.5 GHz or faster
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 4.1 compatible graphics card
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 14 GB available space

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