Planned Release Date: To be announced

About This Game

A storm rains overhead. In the heart of the city is a sprawling panoptic tower. LICHCORP Headquarters and home of the world's preeminent hyper-dictator, CEO - the CYBRLICH.

From his penthouse throne, the undead overlord summons dark magic and spends dark money to dictate the future. A future where He gets richer, and you stay right where you are.

Broke. Tired. Forgotten. Just one more chaotic-neutral Barbarian with nothing to look forward to. The only future you can imagine is a worse version of today. 

Sometimes you think about becoming a skeleton. Everyone says all the good jobs are going to skeletons. 



Snap out of it!
Are you some sad-sack magic-user? No, you got your GED and you can do this too! 

All you gotta do is scale LICHCORP Tower, defeat the evil Department Heads, and kill the CYBRLICH once and for all! It’s so simple you can’t believe no one else thought of it first! 

But how are you gonna do it?

With your hands, stupid!
You’ve got two of them and they’re big! One can hold your guns and the other can hold your burgers, and together they can smoke every demon, monster, and manager like they’re just one more joint in your bag of holding.

But you’re not just going to fight the CYBRLICH in some kind of “Story Mode,” are you? Surely there must be more to do than that!?

That's right! You’re also gonna fight endless waves of LICHCORP minions in Arena Mode!
In fact, you’re going to kick so much ass in Arena Mode that you’ll unlock bonus content for that aforementioned Story Mode. Then, when you play that Story Mode bonus content, you’re going to find secrets that will unlock even more bonus content in Arena Mode. 

All in all, I bet you could spend 20+ hours fighting the CYBRLICH because there’s just so much to see and unlock!

FEATURES: 

• Hand-drawn, goofy-ass, punk rock animations to get you stoked and make you laugh 

• Fast paced, super-stimulating gameplay that rewards players as they develop their skills. 

• A badass & satirical single player campaign set in a cyberpunk, dark fantasy, corporate dystopia 

• An Arena Mode with multiple game modes that test how long you can last against endless waves of corporate monsters 

• Lots of powerful weapons and weird-ass items to discover

• A customizable loadout system that lets you express yourself with unique gear combinations.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead or undead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Contains lots of violence, blood, occasional gore, explicit language, and illicit substance use. Overall presentation is satirical and cartoon-y.