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About This Game

Rock Dev Simulator is an idle game about a developer who bets everything on one cobblestone. You start in a tiny Soviet-era flat with an old CRT monitor, a granite rock and two players (one of them is your mom). You finish in an ocean villa, where the rock is a meteorite and a cult of followers demands part four.

What awaits you

• Five chapters, five rocks. Granite, marble, jade, gold-cracked obsidian and pallasite. Each has its own personality. None of them moves.

• Five rooms. Soviet flat, studio apartment, loft, penthouse and villa. The interior grows with your ego.

• Player reviews. Reply politely, with humor or IN ALL CAPS. Turn a critic into a fan, or a fan into a scandal.

• Sequels. Change nothing, add a number to the title. That's how the pros do it.

• DLC store. Six expansions for the game inside the game: rock soundtrack, rock artbook, rock photo mode. They actually affect gameplay, which is more than many real DLC can say.

• Mod workshop. Mustache, crown, shades, googly eyes, top hat and halo. The Rock King awaits.

• 110 Steam achievements. Including one for doing nothing for a long time. The rock understands you.

• Game industry news ticker.

• Endless mode. About 2.5 hours of story, then a streamer's room and a huge diamond on a luxury stand. Any room, any rock, and as much polishing as your mouse survives.

What the game doesn't have: combat, plot twists or a moving rock. We hear your feedback and have no plans to change anything.

A game about an indie dev, made by an indie dev. Any resemblance to reality is autobiographical.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI was used to write code and generate text (news, reviews).