You really, really need the toilet, and you only have so many steps to get there. A comedy puzzle adventure where every step counts, every accident is your fault, and every level hides absurd endings.

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About This Game

WHERE IS THE TOILET?????

You need to pee. You have a limited number of steps left. The bathroom is locked. The guy inside won’t leave without his phone. Someone is telling you about their boyfriend. MAM. I need to pee..... Bathroom Please! is a comedy puzzle adventure where every step counts. Find a route, use whatever you can get your hands on, and reach the toilet before your steps run out.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

You could ask someone for directions. They might even answer the question. Meet strange characters, help with their problems, and find the items you need to get past whatever’s blocking your way. A conversation might lead to a bathroom key, a dance competition, or a situation you now have to deal with. Work out who can help you and where your next steps should take you.

FIND YOUR WAY THROUGH

Explore five levels, from the Garden and Office to the Pool, Airport, and Airplane. Each brings different obstacles to your search for a bathroom. Slide across slippery floors, swim, ride conveyor belts, and sneak inside luggage. Time your movement through airplane turbulence, test your rhythm on a dance pad, and take on a toilet that wants a fight. Plan around your step budget and use each level’s mechanics to find a way through.

COME BACK FOR ANOTHER ENDING

Run out of steps and you’ll have an accident. Try again with a different route and put what you’ve learned to use. Discover 9 endings across the five levels. Revisit characters, investigate paths you missed, and see where different choices lead. Play with full controller support and unlock Steam achievements along the way.

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i3 or above
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any GPU with DirectX 11 support, including integrated graphics
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    Minimum:
    • OS: macOS 12.0 (Monterey) or newer
    • Processor: Apple Silicon or Intel
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any GPU with Metal support, including integrated graphics
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Recommended:
      Minimum:
      • OS: buntu 22.04 LTS or newer (glibc 2.34+), SteamOS
      • Processor: Intel Core i3 or above
      • Memory: 4 GB RAM
      • Graphics: Any GPU with Vulkan or OpenGL 4.5 support
      • Storage: 2 GB available space
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