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Snemovna
An absurd survival horror satire set in the Czech Parliament. Sneak through corridors, hide from politicians, and collect real campaign promises in a game full of memes and bizarre buffs.

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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“The goal is to improve the game in many ways with the help of the gaming community and feedback. As the game's sole developer, I can work with the wider community to not only fix many bugs, but also add features that players would like to see. The game is a celebration of Czech meme and satirical culture, so I want to provide the best possible experience in line with my gaming philosophy.

I plan to provide several additional side modes that will be independent of the main mode and will provide a different type of simulation than the Chamber of Deputies simulator. Last but not least, the game responds to current events in the Czech Republic, so it is possible to change the audiovisual elements in this context.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“I would estimate at least three to six months.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“The vision is a rich main game mode—a classic horror story set in the House of Representatives. Specific rooms for politicians and political parties; lots of cultural references to various scandals, bizarre events, and memes; dozens of other items and buffs that significantly change the gameplay into absurdity; many unlockable game characters that bring bizarre and unusual variations; functional and 3D game characters and their animations for a maximum scary experience; many other side modes that make the most of the game environment - whether it's races, various political simulators, or even a simple virtual tour during the day. Furthermore, there is a choice of difficulty, many supported languages, accessibility features, and a store for game advantages.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The game is currently in its Alpha phase, but already offers a playable, albeit limited, main mode. The basic horror elements are present, and the game logic, objectives, and environment are almost fully ready. Currently, I have a limited number of buffs and enemies, which are also in 2D. The game does not contain references to various scandals, missteps, bizarre events, or other cultural curiosities. You can choose from only three game characters and currently a total of three modes - Main, Urna, and Turek simulation.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“No. The price is fixed.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“I would like to collaborate with the community on many things. Various implemented mechanics, whether it be automated doors, enemy behavior, player movement, interaction with the environment, or the game objective itself, can undergo changes based on player comfort. I appreciate any feedback, whether it be various bugs, errors, imperfections, or interesting ideas that are worth implementing. The game is primarily for players, and if the current game philosophy and vision of the project allow it, I am happy to apply players' ideas.

Currently, feedback can be provided here in the Steam discussion. You can also contact me on the social networks or email listed on the main page.”
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About This Game

“You'll finally find out what's going on in the Parliament, both during the day and after midnight.”

No press conference, no open house. The Chamber of Deputies is opening its doors full-time! Step into a unique blend of an assistant simulator and a heart-stopping horror experience. Can you meet the needs of our lawmakers in broad daylight and survive their nighttime rampage by flashlight?

☀️ DAY SHIFT: Parliamentary Assistant Simulator

Forget about a cushy job in an office. From 7:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m., you’re a jack-of-all-trades who keeps this political theater running. You could even say you’re the most important person in the country!

  • Hard Work: Morning cleaning, mopping up vomit or blood, collecting fresh trash or empty beer bottles, and getting rid of cobwebs.

  • Carrying out twisted tasks: Politicians are hungry and have specific needs. Bringing them sandwiches, cleaning up trash in offices, or searching for “normal white powder”. Plus, at 12:00, a brutal lunch and smoking break begins.

  • Relentless Quotas: The difficulty increases every day. If you don’t meet the daily quota, you’ll get fired.

  • Watch Out for Their Wrath: If you refuse to complete a task for a politician, they might get angry, activate their horror mode, and end your career (and life—typical) prematurely.

  • Endless Mode & Upgrades: Play as long as you can handle the pressure. Use the crowns you earn to upgrade your stats and buy absurd perks. New tasks, local events, and much more will be added.

🌙 NIGHT HORROR: A Struggle for Survival, Promises, and Bribes

As soon as night falls, the Chamber of Deputies transforms into a dark maze where nocturnal creatures—who (supposedly) never sleep—come to life. Choose your nighttime objective:

  • Classic Horror: Weave through the hallways, hide in lockers or ventilation shafts, and find 10 real campaign promises in the political parties’ offices.

  • Theft: Forget the promises—go for what’s most valuable. Steal as many valuable items as possible (including boxes of wine, cartons of eggs, and subsidies) and get out before it’s too late.

  • Bribes: Carefully sneak through the shadows and try to bribe as many politicians as possible.

  • Sneak and Listen: Don’t shine your flashlight for no reason. Listen for footsteps. If a politician catches you, they won’t drag you to the police—they’ll take you to their office for an endless lecture on a “better future.”

🍕 A Czech Survival Kit and Absurd Synergies

Replayability is ensured by the random spawning of offices, politicians, and items. To survive and clean up effectively, you’ll use purely local equipment:

  • Utility items: Bread with a schnitzel, socks in sandals, beer, homemade plum brandy, bitcoins, or the holy trinity of pork, dumplings, and sauerkraut. From holy fried cheeses to a DVD featuring a nondescript politician.

  • Absurd Buffs: Combine food and alcohol to reach insane heights. Being drunk will bring you a huge dose of luck, but also the risk of total bad luck! Likewise, watch out for strange open-faced sandwiches.

  • National Economy: The main currency is the Czech koruna. Find forgotten 5,000-koruna bills and spend them at the legendary parliamentary cafeteria on mysterious delicacies.

  • Patriotism: This will be a system of patriotic challenges where completing them can unlock new modes and characters. For example, finding selfies from Alenka, unlocking speedrun mode, and so on.

🏛️ An Authentic Virtual Tour

You’ll explore poorly rendered nooks and crannies—from the main assembly hall through a labyrinth of corridors to the dungeons. School field trips are no longer necessary; here, you’ll even see what was meant to remain hidden forever.

👥 Choose Your Hero

Choose from the current 8 playable characters (more are planned), such as the Villager or the Townsperson. Each character offers specific advantages and disadvantages for both day and night modes. In horror mode, you have 3 lives (until you finish your last bottle of beer). For the assistant, it’s failing to meet the quota.

The game is currently in early access; everything is subject to change, adjustments, and testing. I regularly update the game and add new content (currently over 30 tasks—the goal is 100!).

The game is a satirical and artistic work. The characters, themes, and scandals are stylized or fictionally reinterpreted to heighten the absurdity and are not intended to offend anyone.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

I only used C# coding during game development, as I cannot consider myself an experienced programmer.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Win 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Dual-Core Intel i3
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce GT 730 / Intel HD 4000
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any compatible with Windows standard (DirectSound / WDM)
    Recommended:
    • OS: Win 10/11 64-bit
    • Processor: Quad-Core i5 / Ryzen 3
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 1050 Ti / RX 560 s 2–4 GB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Sound Card: any Windows-compatible device, stereo sound
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