The story of a failing business and its owner desperate to pull it out of the gutter. Even if that means turning to an unknown, sinister figure with an even more sinister book. Follow Daniel through shady adventures, battle monsters in turn based combat, and watch as his conscience ebbs away...
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Very Positive (73) - 97% of the 73 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Nov 30, 2018

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June 16

Damned Daniel NEW Game Updates! FREE Content Update!

Hello you luvly peoples!

Thank you so much for all your support on my game dev journey and for playing Damned Daniel!

I've been going through all the reviews you beautiful people have left on the game and it is really amazing to have your feedback, I read each and every one and I appreciate them ALL!

Now... I have decided there needs to be some changes to Damned Daniel before the sequel is released.
(Yes, I'm working on it!)

Changes in Damned Daniel

  • Added in 30% more NEW NPC's with unique interaction!
  • Added in new *Choice Matters* decisions that affect your gameplay!
  • New items with cool effects!
  • Smacked the Tweedle Bosses around a bit with the Nerf Stick. (They kinda liked it)
  • Added in NEW interactable items hidden in the world for exploration!

I hope you enjoy the changes and are looking forward to Damned Daniel's second chapter as much as I look forward to releasing it!

I want to thank you once again for your AMAZING support, I hope to provide more lols in future projects <3
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May 24

New Game Coming Soon!

I'm pleased to announce that the newest title, Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is coming soon to Steam! Be sure to check it out and wishlist it for notifications when it's released!

Thank you all for your continued support along the way and making this all possible! I can't wait to hear what you think!

- Crankage Games
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About This Game

Daniel is an Alchemist on the edge of losing everything he's worked so hard to achieve. He knows that he'll never be good enough in his father's eyes so he set out to accomplish great things. With a pestering, spoiled brat of a rival directly competing with Daniel's Alchemy shop and threatening to put him out of business once and for all, Daniel decides that he's willing to try anything to get his life on the right track.
Even if that means swallowing his morals and taking risks that he ought not take...

Key Features:
Unique and Engaging Story
Fully Scripted Boss Dialogue
No Random Battles or Time Sinks
Original Visual Story with RPG Aesthetics
Beautiful Music to bring the story to life

This game is a short story driven adventure with RPG aspects.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Mature content includes: Sexual references, drug use, violence towards fantasy people and / or creatures, and gratuitous language.

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10
    • Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color Mode
    • Storage: 575 MB available space

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