Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh! Play as Chael, the last Paladin of the Metal Order, as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag!
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May 5

12 Hours left! 6 Game Bundle Sale!

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March 12

Crankage Games Bundle on Sale + Next Game!

Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you!

Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/

And I'd just like to announce that the next game we're working on, we're doing with fan interaction! We're streaming game development each week, LIVE on twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/crankagegames

Where fans of the game can help craft the game world itself, and even be characters IN the game! I feel like this is a great opportunity for developer and fans to interact, come together, get to know each other, and build something awesome. I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dropping in and not just WATCHING game development, but actually being a part of the process, please feel free to do so, because I'd LOVE to talk to you!

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Reviews

“Believe me when I tell you this game is unlike ANY OTHER RPG you may have played! And it's available at an INCREDIBLE price! It's LITERALLY a steal for the experience.”
Cheesewhis

“I have been playing this game for no longer than 31 minutes and I have already looted money from dead people, recruited a stoner, and have been asked to pull an arrow out of a man's dick.”
13/10 – Heathhh

“I played for about 4 hours and didn't realize my girlfriend was home. She sat and watched me play for about 30 minutes and now she's pregnant.”
A+ – Forged in Fluff

About This Game

ABOUT THIS GAME:


Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time, Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!
Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk?



This game features:



  • Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!
  • Awesome Boss Battles!
  • Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!
  • Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!
  • Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!
  • 4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!
    (Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...)
  • Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)
  • "Herbs"... !

... And a Phuk-Ton More!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The mature content in this game contains:

Mature comedy.
Dark humor.
Frequent gratuitous language.
Reference to drug and alcohol use.
Graphic use of text and dialogue to describe scenes of
nudity and sexual content or references.
Offensive and vulgar themes and dialogue.

This game is not what you'd expect. This game will never be what you'd expect. Expect the unexpected, and you still won't expect what this game has to offer.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10
    • Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
    • Storage: 575 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectSound-compatible sound card

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