Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children
From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious, boner-inducing tale of epic proportions! Embark on a journey as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world!
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Oct 26, 2018
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May 5

12 Hours Left! 6 Game Bundle Sale Ending!

12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends!
Less than $10 gets you:
Metal as Phuk
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children
Damned Daniel
Deported: Drain the Swamp
Deported 2: Build That Wall


https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/

https://twitter.com/CrankageGames/status/1125246551612219392
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March 12

Crankage Games Bundle on Sale!

Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you!

Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/

And I'd just like to announce that the next game we're working on, we're doing with fan interaction! We're streaming game development each week, LIVE on twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/crankagegames

Where fans of the game can help craft the game world itself, and even be characters IN the game! I feel like this is a great opportunity for developer and fans to interact, come together, get to know each other, and build something awesome. I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dropping in and not just WATCHING game development, but actually being a part of the process, please feel free to do so, because I'd LOVE to talk to you!

Thank you so much, and keep being amazing!

- Crankage Games / Michael
https://twitter.com/CrankageGames
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About This Game

From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a new place to call home!

Features:


  • Relaxing, streamlined linear story!
  • Constant laughs from start to finish!
  • No pointless battles! This is a pure story-driven visual novel!
  • LOADS of hidden easter eggs to find while exploring!
  • Added replayability with three awesome alternate endings for you to unlock!
  • Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere!
  • Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games!
  • Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)
  • Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)

A Message From Crankage Games


We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.

From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback!


- Crankage Games

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The mature content in this game contains:

Mature comedy.
Dark humor.
Frequent gratuitous language.
Reference to drug and alcohol use.
Graphic use of text and dialogue to describe scenes of
nudity and sexual content or references.
Offensive and vulgar themes and dialogue.

This game is not what you'd expect. This game will never be what you'd expect. Expect the unexpected, and you still won't expect what this game has to offer.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10
    • Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
    • Graphics: 1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
    • Sound Card: DirectSound-compatible sound card

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