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About This Game

Your mom said no wheelies. This is the next best thing.

Dank Nooner is an online motorcycle game with real bike controls and very unrealistic tricks. Cruise around town with friends, roll into a race, or see how long you can hold a wheelie before you loop it into the pavement.

Ride it like a real bike

Clutch control, throttle control, managing RPM, progressive braking, and more. Wheelies have a balance point you actually have to find. It takes some time to master, but once you hit balance point you can "lock-in" and perform more complex tricks like a Knee-Knocker, or a High Chair.

Then do dumb stuff on it

Wheelies, stoppies, burnouts, backflips, 360s, supermans, kickflips and more. Chain them into combos to earn boost. Mess up and you ragdoll off the bike. Mess up at speed and you get the death wobbles.

Bring your friends

Hop into free roam, pull up to an event and go:

• Stunt Race, with a baseball bat, a shotgun, oil slicks and ramps you drop mid-race

• Race + Time Attack around the track

• Stunt Battles to show up your friends

• Even fueling up can be a challenge!

Make it yours

Every event pays out, and winning pays more. Spend your cash in the garage on new bikes, characters, horns, & other customizations. 

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some of the game's translated text (localization) was generated with AI and reviewed by me. AI coding tools were used during development. All art, models, animation, and audio were made without generative AI, and the game has no live AI-generated content.