Coming soon

About This Game

Have you ever tried to compete with Mutants in a running race?

​It's so unfair!!!

​How come I have two stubby legs and they get 8 cheetah legs on a spider body with a T-Rex tail, or whatever the hell Lane 4 is made of? 

Chainsaw arms?.... Seriously???

How is ANYONE supposed to compete with that?!?

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​You know what... I think Dad's got an old Crispy Machine in the basement.

​The family cat is fast. Maybe if I swab it, I can mix its DNA into mine and actually win a race.

​Wait... Why stop at the cat?

​If I hit the pet store, I can swab all the weird creatures they have. Or at the toy store, I could buy ninja and vampire figurines, or even an RC helicopter, and melt them in the microwave to extract their pure plastic DNA. 

Because DNA is obviously a liquid. Everyone knows that.

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​Those mutants are going to regret ever laughing at me.

Me and my friends are going to show up with the most unholy, duct-taped athletic abominations this world has ever seen!

​And we’re not stopping at sprints. We’re taking over hurdles, long jump, javelin, diving, boxing, gymnastics, and every other event until we're world champions.

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​Mutagenic Invitational

The World's Least Ethical Youth Athletics Program.

Proudly built on Kid Logic.

FEATURES

• Yes, every word above is actual gameplay, in the demo, and the full game will feature much more

• Visit multiple shops at the strip mall to collect specimens for DNA extraction through melting and blending (not pets, pets are swabbed, sicko)

• Collect and cross-breed your own unique mutants in Dad's old Crispy Machine from a huge range of animals, toys, plants, hardware and other goodies

• Create special powers and effects from unique toys and secret recipes you uncover

• Compete them in a wide array of sporting events such as hurdles, long jump, javelin, diving, boxing, gymnastics and many more.

• Control your abominations (kind of) to help them jump, spin, throw and swing, or spectate their struggle against real physics based on the legs and movements you create

• Progress through 5 tiers of events, from local to regional, state, national, and then challenge the best at the international invitational

• Manage your mutants time and career over their limited lifespan (we're kids, no one said we were good at this) against a field of 1000 competitors mutants, dynamically updating rankings every month

• Earn pocket money to build your library of absurd parts

• Challenge your friends in online lobbies

• Demo coming soon

​WISHLIST NOW!

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

According to Steam's guidelines I dont have to disclose using AI during the development of the game, only the things that a player directly consumes, but I believe everyone is entitled to their opinions and understand that some people have different values and preferences to my own... make up your own mind and do what makes you happy, just like I did when making this game.

I built my own very narrow Agentic AI coding harness, and then used it to help write the code for this game from scratch in rust/wgpu. I'm not a programmer, I'm a UX/Graphic Designer, Musician and Storyteller. I enjoy the creative process and challenge of developing something original with real depth and quality, and find no joy in simply having AI generate slop without my input. I don't use any off the shelf game engines, assets, templates, or plugins, and all sights and sounds, concepts, game design, functionality and experience are my own work.